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[Flying Dice]

And so begins another trip down the spiral staircase and into the gutter. 

You speak as if the gutter is a bad place to be.

Better than near a lake on a tropical island.

Do they serve tiki drinks on this tropical island?

Be very glad you don't know what I'm talking about. And no, unless the tiki drinks are [DATA EXPUNGED].

[MaximumZero]

... I told you I'd eat you up. I told you.

If human fat retains toxins ingested over time...I bet all of my meat is spiced rum flavored.

[Tellemurius]

If those can drink I bet I can drink a whooole island of Tikis under the table.

Hell under the ground. UNDER THE CRUST OF THE EARTH I WILL DRINK YOU.

... I told you I'd eat you up. I told you.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[Loud Whispers]

... I told you I'd eat you up. I told you.

If human fat retains toxins ingested over time...I bet all of my meat is spiced rum flavored.

There's always the liver... Which apparently is full of vitamin A, which will make your day horrible. Then again, you would have to question why you're eating human liver drenched in rum in the first place.

[penguinofhonor]

There's always the liver... Which apparently is full of vitamin A, which will make your day horrible. Then again, you would have to question why you're eating human liver drenched in rum in the first place.

It's better than eating human liver that's not drenched in rum.

[MaximumZero]

There's always the liver... Which apparently is full of vitamin A, which will make your day horrible. Then again, you would have to question why you're eating human liver drenched in rum in the first place.

It's better than eating human liver that's not drenched in rum.

Yeah. Eating my liver would probably result in cirrhosis.

[Loud Whispers]

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[GalenEvil]

Fell out of a tree from about 15-20ft up. The way that I fell involved two logs. One log was hit by my knees, the other log was hit by my neck. Between them was air all the way to the ground. The reason I fell was because I was trying to grab onto a rope that was wrapped around a branch so I could get off of the tangled mess of vines that was starting to give out under my body weight. This obviously did not work out the way that I planned it to, but I managed to hit the neck-bound log with my arms before my neck hit so all I got was a lot of trouble breathing for the next 10 minutes.

Immediately after I fell I got a call from my roommate asking me what I was up to This was all prompted by trying to get my damned cat out of a really tall tree one day. This was about 2 years ago, so I was 22 at the time ^_^

[Scelly9]

Snip

Amateur. Real pros use bicycles to get cats out of trees.

[GalenEvil]

well, would have but lacked a bicycle at the time and also it was about 20 feet into a wood with lots of other trees about 5-10 feet from it. Sadly these other trees grew with a tall first branch and were unable to be climbed.

I am also an amateur, so you were correct on that account

[Scelly9]

well, would have but lacked a bicycle at the time and also it was about 20 feet into a wood with lots of other trees about 5-10 feet from it. Sadly these other trees grew with a tall first branch and were unable to be climbed.

I am also an amateur, so you were correct on that account

Chainsaw.

[Peewee]

Heh, my grandpa used to be a fireman and he apparently once got impatient with someone who called about a cat up a tree, so he sprayed it down (Well, up and then down) with a fire hose rather than climb up on a ladder.

[GalenEvil]

In the area that I lived in the firemen won't come out for "cat's in a tree!" calls

[Loud Whispers]

In the area that I lived in the firemen won't come out for "cat's in a tree!" calls

The entire fire department has been adopted by singularity cat.

[iceball3]

In the past week, I've ran and kicked and nicked myself into a variety of painful environment objects, fallen off my chair a few times, drank an entire cup of badly curdled milk that I couldn't smell (by accident), and tripped over my own feet.
Me wonders the luck that I'm not in an old body, as I'd probably have been out of commission if my everything was worn down. Gotta be careful!
Oh, also. Got stuck in an 8 feet tall branch on a tree for a few minutes as I was afraid I was gonna collapse in a heap on the rocks below. I got out safely though! ^o^/