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[MaximumZero]

I know how to fight with scimitars, enjoy rum, and spent three solid months on a boat off the coast of BFE, too. Does that count for anything?

[MaximumZero]

To be fair, I'm really not all that great at archery. I can only hit a target at about 30-50 yards reliably.

[Mini]

Die very easily?

[MaximumZero]

Die very easily?

I dunno, I think slitting his wrist's do it.

however, getting to that stage WOULD be hard.

That..uh...actually didn't work very well. Neither did rope (although it left a permanent burn mark on my neck,) or a bottle of Xanax and a bottle of Jack. I even took 20 on the task each time! So, yeah, Mini's right.

As far as what I don't do? I don't really have any marketable skills. I mean, I'm a decent salesman and I'm working on programming, but I'm not very good at that so far. I like art, but I'm not very good at that either (I've put up a couple of pieces in the forgotten beast contest thread for proof. I can only play a couple of chords on my guitar.  I have a hard time running due to a shot knee and a decimated spine. Yeah, I'm no Überman.

[MaximumZero]

Only if you can't find a Dr. Doom mask. :p

[Loud Whispers]

That was no stupid, if I've ever seen a stupid.

That was an attempted murder.

Keep seven eyes and then some on that cat.

[Loud Whispers]

you know any sentient ones able to avoid murderous cats?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia

[Loud Whispers]

Psychotic.

Killers.

Pick one.

[ChairmanPoo]

Die very easily?

I dunno, I think slitting his wrist's do it.

however, getting to that stage WOULD be hard.

That..uh...actually didn't work very well. Neither did rope (although it left a permanent burn mark on my neck,) or a bottle of Xanax and a bottle of Jack. I even took 20 on the task each time! So, yeah, Mini's right.

first off: can I take your genes and insert them into me?

So why care about these petty obsessions
Your designer heart still beats with common blood
But what if you could have genetic perfection?
Would you change who you are, if you could?

[Loud Whispers]

There's an unusually high number of omniscient persons on bay12.

[Gunner-Chan]

You guys strutting around with your heads full of eyeballs.

[Flying Dice]

You guys strutting around with your heads full of eyeballs.

You realize, of course, that my mental image of you is never going to change again.

[Pnx]

You guys strutting around with your heads full of eyeballs.

You know, I'm aware having one eye is probably annoying and inconvenient for you, and this might be a bit insensitive to say. But it really makes you sound like the most incredibly badass loli pirate.

[MaximumZero]

You guys strutting around with your heads full of eyeballs.

You know, I'm aware having one eye is probably annoying and inconvenient for you, and this might be a bit insensitive to say. But it really makes you sound like the most incredibly, badass loli pirate.

SEE! IT'S NOT JUST ME!

Also, Janet is a total badass. I envy, fear and respect her fully.

[Flying Dice]

You guys strutting around with your heads full of eyeballs.

You know, I'm aware having one eye is probably annoying and inconvenient for you, and this might be a bit insensitive to say. But it really makes you sound like the most incredibly, badass loli pirate.

SEE! IT'S NOT JUST ME!

Also, Janet is a total badass. I envy, fear and respect her fully.

Who else could keep the happy thread from spiraling out of control?