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[MagmaMcFry]

Just injured a friend with doors.

Life goal achieved.

How many doors?

[Loud Whispers]

Just injured a friend with doors.

Life goal achieved.

How many doors?

A double doorway all the way.

[Ehndras]

1. Open double doors.

2. Close double doors.

3. Friend walks in double doors.

4. Gets caught in double doors.

5. Pushes doors shut whilst still caught.

6. Crack :O

Just injured a friend with doors. By accident.

Life goal achieved.

+1 DF Points to you.


...Now, figure out how to weaponize doors.

[MagmaMcFry]

Just injured a friend with doors.

Life goal achieved.

How many doors?

A double doorway all the way.

Not enough doors. You need more doors.

[MaximumZero]

Time to weaponize revolving doors.

[Loud Whispers]

Time to weaponize revolving doors.

Revolving doors scare me, just because I know I can never just walk through them once

[Flying Dice]

Just injured a friend with doors.

Life goal achieved.

How many doors?

A double doorway all the way.

Not enough doors. You need more doors.

Yo dawg I herd you like doors so I put doors in your doors.

[MaximumZero]

Time to weaponize revolving doors.

Revolving doors scare me, just because I know I can never just walk through them once

We have one on the front of our hospital, but not on the ER side.

Also, really stupid thing: Once dislocated my ankle (it wasn't serious.) What was the instrument used? Skateboard? Rollerblades? Sword?

No.

A stripper pole and large quantities of alcohol. The bartender kept buying me shots because he thought I was a woman.

[Loud Whispers]

A stripper pole and large quantities of alcohol. The bartender kept buying me shots because he thought I was a woman.

[Whitefoxsniper]

When I was a kid I was staying at one of the hotel inns for a birthday party and they had a patio with a sliding glass door.

We were all running around and I wanted to go look at the people in the pool so I run full tilt into the closed glass door. I think they clean those a little too good.

[olemars]

We have a glass wall separating two parts of our office landscape. I've been considering putting some of those predatory bird silhouette stickers on it just to stop people smacking headfirst into it, but the sound they make is kinda amusing.

[Flying Dice]

For once a stupid mistake that didn't come close to crippling or killing me. Working on a mod, couldn't get an entity to generate properly. Spent three hours going through every detail of the entry and running test games. Post on the mod help thread about it. First response points out that a 'W' in the creature reference was undercase, which was the first thing I tested and then assumed wasn't the problem. There aren't enough facepalm images in the world...

[MaximumZero]

A stripper pole and large quantities of alcohol. The bartender kept buying me shots because he thought I was a woman.

ehehehehehehe!

[Vorthon]

I just remembered on the weekend that this friend of mine offered to set me up on a date a year or two ago, and I said no. I've been kicking myself over it for the past couple days.

[MaximumZero]

It would be my turn to use the Jackie-Chan-Mindfuck meme, but it's RIGHT THERE, so yeah.