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[MagmaMcFry]

This thread is probably the second most convincing document of human stupidity in the Internet (after the Darwin Awards pages).

We need to improve.

[Phantom of The Library]

This thread is probably the second most convincing document of human stupidity in the Internet (after the Darwin Awards pages).

We need to improve.

Well keep in mind that most of these were during childhood, during which the mind has less experience and wisdom, or the teenage years, during which the brain actually regresses.

[MaximumZero]

I thought he meant that we need to improve our one-upsmanship so that we can have the #1 example of human stupidity.

[Nadaka]

I once made a sausage sandwich without a cutting board. They put my finger back on later that day.

I once did 45 miles an hour in a 35 zone with wet leaves in the streat on a bicycle. They put my ear back on later that day.

[Bauglir]

OH NO MOSQUITOES - NOTE TO SELF.

NEVER sleep next to a still pond ever again. Hate the things. Nothing worse than realising you've turned into a blood bank in the pitch black of the night, freezing cold and covered in buzzing mossies.

Yes, there is something worse. Then you realize you have malaria and seven different bloodborne illnesses. And then you get a footnote in medical textbooks!

[Loud Whispers]

OH NO MOSQUITOES - NOTE TO SELF.

NEVER sleep next to a still pond ever again. Hate the things. Nothing worse than realising you've turned into a blood bank in the pitch black of the night, freezing cold and covered in buzzing mossies.

Yes, there is something worse. Then you realize you have malaria and seven different bloodborne illnesses. And then you get a footnote in medical textbooks!

How the hell are any of us seriously still alive?

And we haven't even found the crowning stupid yet D:

[MonkeyHead]

I have witnessed some absolute stupididty from my family. My brother once licked the power slupply for a kettle while it was still plugged in. Unsuprisingly it went bang. He has also done the following, amongst many others:

Put his genetalia in a petrol/oil/chemical can we found in a pile of refuse, leading to some painful burns.

Upon deciding the butter was to cold and hence solid to spread, put a kinfe in the microwave to "warm it up a bit" and forgotten about it. 15 mins or so later a small part of the kitchen was on fire.

Nigh on removed his thumb (which fortunately got sowed and healed well) by opening a soup tin with a spoon.

[Loud Whispers]

Put his genetalia in a petrol/oil/chemical can we found in a pile of refuse, leading to some painful burns.

Upon deciding the butter was to cold and hence solid to spread, put a kinfe in the microwave to "warm it up a bit" and forgotten about it. 15 mins or so later a small part of the kitchen was on fire.

Nigh on removed his thumb (which fortunately got sowed and healed well) by opening a soup tin with a spoon.

1. Why?
2. WHY?
3. How? o-o

[MonkeyHead]

1: I can only assume he didnt want to get urine on peoples property, which didnt work out well.

2: If you knew nothing about microwaves, its excusable, almost.

3: Slamming the hanlde through the lid, then trying to lever the rest off using the hole as a pivot. His hand slipped.

[Bauglir]

OH NO MOSQUITOES - NOTE TO SELF.

NEVER sleep next to a still pond ever again. Hate the things. Nothing worse than realising you've turned into a blood bank in the pitch black of the night, freezing cold and covered in buzzing mossies.

Yes, there is something worse. Then you realize you have malaria and seven different bloodborne illnesses. And then you get a footnote in medical textbooks!

How the hell are any of us seriously still alive?

Well I don't think that thing I just said has actually happened. Probably you wouldn't get a footnote for something so mundane. Mosquitoes are assholes.

[Loud Whispers]

Well I don't think that thing I just said has actually happened. Probably you wouldn't get a footnote for something so mundane. Mosquitoes are assholes.

This is a good time to mention then I've punched a window because a mosquito was really pissing me off... And I couldn't see it...

[Angel Of Death]

I accidently electrocuted my crotch with a partially broken cable. I always make sure I dry my hands before itching myself ANYWHERE when holding something electric, now.

[Tellemurius]

I accidently electrocuted my crotch with a partially broken cable. I always make sure I dry my hands before itching myself ANYWHERE when holding something electric, now.

Alright, he wins, i give up.

[Loud Whispers]

I accidently electrocuted my crotch with a partially broken cable. I always make sure I dry my hands before itching myself ANYWHERE when holding something electric, now.

Alright, he wins, i give up.

Glorious OP quote awaits this.

But seriously, this is amazing

[Flying Dice]

I accidently electrocuted my crotch with a partially broken cable. I always make sure I dry my hands before itching myself ANYWHERE when holding something electric, now.

Alright, he wins, i give up.

Glorious OP quote awaits this.

But seriously, this is amazing

Yes, this needs to be the tagline for this thread.