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[Loud Whispers]

They dont use soap.

I'm afraid that monkey might have officially oversaw the mandating of your ice cream.

[MonkeyHead]

It was actually a really tasty icecream.

[shadenight123]

It was actually a really tasty icecream.

i do not, actually, want to know how it was made.
maybe smurf blood since it was blue?

[MaximumZero]

I have never been in a fight with a monkey. I must do so to complete my life.

[Loud Whispers]

I have never been in a fight with a monkey. I must do so to complete my life.

Apparently holding a stick is enough to warrant the attention of a pack of monkeys. Though why would I know that? It's not like they spat on me or anything...

[MonkeyHead]

Heres hoping it wont be the last thing you do.

[RedKing]

It was blue and had sprinkles...

Wait....the ice cream or the monkey? 


Yeah, street vendors in most countries are kind of a wonderful Russian Roulette game. Spin lucky and you'll taste delights such as you have never dreamed of before. Spin unlucky, and you'll wish you had been playing actual Russian Roulette.

Pie floater from a stall in Adelaide = Good
Bratwust and beer from a street cart in Prague = Great
Chuan (kind of unidentified meat kebabs) from a dude grilling them over a chunk of steel I-beam turned on its side, at 2am outside a grungy Beijing bar = Best. Thing. Evar.
Harmless looking bowl of soup from a kindly old grandmother-type in Hanghzhou = An hour of "that was yummy" followed by 24 hours of "OH GOD MAKE IT STOP"

[Orangebottle]

I looked into a laser to make sure it was properly aligned. Middle school tech class never looked the same after that.

[Heliman]

When in a foreign country, don't drink the water. don't drink anything that might have water somewhere in it's recipe. don't eat anything that might have been washed with water before serving. Fruits are your friend as long as they have a thick, removeable peels and canned coca-cola is practically a sterile substance. stick to your bottled liquids and try to only eat meat that's cooked all the way.

I've been all over the americas and this is how I avoided montezuma's revenge in every city.

[Loud Whispers]

When in a foreign country, don't drink the water. don't drink anything that might have water somewhere in it's recipe. don't eat anything that might have been washed with water before serving. Fruits are your friend as long as they have a thick, removeable peels and canned coca-cola is practically a sterile substance. stick to your bottled liquids and try to only eat meat that's cooked all the way.

I've been all over the americas and this is how I avoided montezuma's revenge in every city.

Sound advice, if it's an industrialised country. I mean, how much harm can it be swimming in the river Ganges? :p

Otherwise, I'd be more attentative to the insects... Especially the bright, bitey ones.

[Heliman]

Mind, americaS, as in south america and centeral america. Bugs are fairly easy if you have the right netting, otherwise they're practically everywhere anyway, especially if your anywhere within 10 miles of a jungle habitat.

This is a derail, however, back to the silly stories, I'll write one of my own later if I can.

[Loud Whispers]

OH NO MOSQUITOES - NOTE TO SELF.

NEVER sleep next to a still pond ever again. Hate the things. Nothing worse than realising you've turned into a blood bank in the pitch black of the night, freezing cold and covered in buzzing mossies.

[Reudh]

I have never been in a fight with a monkey. I must do so to complete my life.

Apparently holding a stick is enough to warrant the attention of a pack of monkeys. Though why would I know that? It's not like they spat on me or anything...

My father and I have been in a fight with Eastern Grey Kangaroos. Well, not a fight. We were walking through Tower Hill (an extinct volcano) and these four huge male kangaroos bounded up about 20 metres away from us and then began to slowly approach us. Dad picked up a huge branch and they scattered.

The end.

[Yoink]

Speaking of Monkeys + Stupid... Carrying a bunch of bananas into the Monkey Forest in Ubud, Bali was not the best idea... Exciting, though!

[MaximumZero]

Protip: Don't get in fights with wolves. Best case scenario, they try to eat your face and you wind up with a couple scars in your eyebrows and on your forehead.