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[Luke_Prowler]

Oi, where's da boombox? Ya can't listen to goff rokk propa like wif out da boomboxes (or whatever orks would call the speakers)

[RAM]

Realise that you don't fit in to the rest of hippie ork culture.

[The Fool]

>Git a guitah. Make proppa rokk.

[Trapezohedron]

>Git a guitah. Make proppa rokk.

>And just plug some wiring and imagine that the guitar is playing gut-bustingly loud (for 'umie standards) sounds as you pluck and strum its strings.

[Doomshifter]

>Git a guitah. Make proppa rokk.

>And just plug some wiring and imagine that the guitar is playing gut-bustingly loud (for 'umie standards) sounds as you pluck and strum its strings.

Oi, where's da boombox? Ya can't listen to goff rokk propa like wif out da boomboxes (or whatever orks would call the speakers)

Iz a good fing dat, unlike most gitz, yoo'z carry anuvva strife kard. Yor fav'rite 'lectric guitah is 'ere an' ya don't need no extra wires or boxes ta make it real loud.

Ya strum like mad. Da noise is deaf'nin. Some git shootz at ya house. Attacksquigs bark loudly. Weakah grots pop like grapes. Y'can't hear nuffin' but ringin'. Y'pretty sure dat da house moved a bit. Rokkin'.

Realise that you don't fit in to the rest of hippie ork culture.

WOT YOO SAY GIT? Y'WANNA GO? I'Z KRUMP YA.
RAM has been propelled by the force of the blow!
RAM has been struck down.

Tell da 'umie fing to say where da utha 'umie stuff is. Not dat 'u 'ave a fing for da 'umie stuff...

Iz lookin' now for all da uvva 'umie wotsits around da place. You'z gotta do sumfin' in da meentime. Maybe yooz otta do somefin' wiff Sgob.

[The Fool]

>Start Sgob. Yell at friends.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

I believe the only solution is to become a warboss, therefor we require the orkiest supplies in the world

>Combine guitar with your skull, if incapable seek a mekboy.

[Doomshifter]

>Start Sgob. Yell at friends.

Ferst fings ferst. Ya boot up Sgob's cliunt wotsit. Obviusly, MS 'az alreddy got 'iz gubbins straight, so he'z rokkin' solo. Now iz your tern ta get in before da meteors come at ya.

Looks like ya gotta wait fer ya host playa. Yoo'z open up Shoutvox and start shoutin' at 'im.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

goffRocker [GR] started shouting at speedfreaksZappa [SZ]
[GR]: oi ya git
[GR]: i'z got da sgob cliunt runnin' now
[GR]: jus waitin' fer ya ta konnekt
[SZ]: ROIT THEN. i'z get TO WORK on dat ROIT NOW.
[SZ]: iz reddy. JUST TELL me wot TA DO

Spoiler: autors nutes (click to show/hide)

Okay, so, to get some much needed diversity up in here, feel free to command GR or SZ at will. We'll make telling SZ what to do over Shoutvox anything but a federal fucking issue, so shit will happen like that. GET TA WORK YOU GROTZ!

EDIT: There is a BONUS! on the first post now.

[Trapezohedron]

GR: Tell SZ ta do wot he needz ta do (deploy dem mekanikul Sgob wotsits on da floor.)

SZ: Pull da toilet (or da orkish counterpart of it.).

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

I agree with the person above me, we need sgob whatits to make a uberguitar/chaingun!

[Alternatecash]

Nah, we needz ta stick th' choppa on th' guitaur ta make it killy an' flash. So's we ROKK OFF FACES!

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

No, I know the ultimate weapon. POWER KLAW