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[Trapezohedron]

>Paint the spinny bit red, because everything that can spin must spin faster.

Then, alchemize it with your choppashoota hybrid, and hope to get a minigun-type chainsaw shoota.

[Luke_Prowler]

>mix your slugga with ya orkstep machine, ta see if it makes somekinda sound based shoota

[Doomshifter]

Shor is good dat da boss is krumpin' dose gits outside for ya. Wheneva you'z ran outta gristy-bits, you'z just run out and grab more. Is like orkmas out dere.

>Paint the spinny bit red, because everything that can spin must spin faster.

Then, alchemize it with your choppashoota hybrid, and hope to get a minigun-type chainsaw shoota.

Itz .... bootiful ...

If you'z weren't an ork, ya might fink, "yeah, dis 'ere's enuff dakka", but dats typical 'umie finkin'. Stoppin' at dis point 'coz dey's scared'a wot sorta damage dey'z might do to dere puny 'umie 'ands.

>mix your slugga with ya orkstep machine, ta see if it makes somekinda sound based shoota

Dis little slugga looks like it shoots songs at da enemy. Yoo'z can even change wot song ya wanna fire, and da slider prob'ly makes it louder or woteva. Is playin' yor favourite song at da moment; Mad Moons - Real Loud.

Yoo'z 'ear a loud clunk THUNK ker-BANG SMACK zog it all THUNK outside. Iz almost da same sound az a mega-armoured nob fallin' down da stairz. Dat 'appens more dan it shood, but it'z still funny ev'ry time.

[The Fool]

>Go 'nd shoot dem gits outside wit yur new shoota.

[Armok]

> grab grot from dat shout thingy, copy it lotz ta make more grots.

> combine grot || red spinny thing

[Trapezohedron]

> grab grot from dat shout thingy, copy it lotz ta make more grots.

> combine grot || red spinny thing

This. There's no such thing as too much gretchin.

Also, make a copy of that awesome spinny shootachoppa hybrid, and go guns akimbo.

[Riccto]

MEK BOY. GET US SOME ROKKITS FROM THE TANKBUSTA'S OR SOME FLAMA'S FROM THE BURNA BOYZ. (gubbins for the gubbin god)

(Also. Reading DEFF SQUADRON would be some good reference material for PROPPA ORK TALK)

[Doomshifter]

MEK BOY. GET US SOME ROKKITS FROM THE TANKBUSTA'S OR SOME FLAMA'S FROM THE BURNA BOYZ. (gubbins for the gubbin god)

(Also. Reading DEFF SQUADRON would be some good reference material for PROPPA ORK TALK)

++this is not an update++
Deff Skwadron was amazing. Damn Killboy!
++this is not an update++

[Riccto]

WE DEPLOYED DA PAYLOAD BOSS. AND KILLBOY!

[Doomshifter]

> grab grot from dat shout thingy, copy it lotz ta make more grots.

> combine grot || red spinny thing

This. There's no such thing as too much gretchin.

Also, make a copy of that awesome spinny shootachoppa hybrid, and go guns akimbo.

Da spinny-shoota is WAY too big ta hold in one 'and. Iz a shoota, not a slugga! You'z need two hands fer dis fing.

Now. Gretchins. These gits cost lotsa grist fer sum reason. Yoo'z find it eye-ron-ik dat dey's need grot paste to be made. You'z gotta kill some ta make some, ya guess.

Zog, now dey's all ova da place. Yoo'z shove one into da alchemifing and make a mecha gretchin. Iz just as useless as da rest of 'em, but now 'e's beepin' all ova da place.

MEK BOY. GET US SOME ROKKITS FROM THE TANKBUSTA'S OR SOME FLAMA'S FROM THE BURNA BOYZ.

Spoiler: Shoutlog (click to show/hide)

madmoonsShoota [MS] began shoutin' at speedfreekZappa [SZ]
[MS]: Oi, give us s'more gubbins
[MS]: Like a rokkit from sum tankbusta or a flama from a burna boy or sumfin'
[SZ]: YOO'Z FINK dat i IZ JUST gonna walk UP TO a burna BOY AND ask for HIS BURNA?
[SZ]: yoo'z a DUMBA GIT dan i FOUGHT YOU woz.
[MS]: Don't ya got anyfin' else den?
[SZ]: FINE I'Z give you DIS FING
[SZ]: 5jqimper

goffRocker [GR] began shoutin' at madmoonsShoota [MS]
[GR]: oi ya git, ya boss is tryin'a climb da ladda i'z made ya
[GR]: but e's too big and keeps fallin' off
[GR]: why dont ya go froo da gate fing before ya boss krumps me perfektlee good ladda

yoo'z got an IMPERIAL-ISSUE VEHICLE POWER MODULE. At least, dats wot it sez on da side uv it. Yoo'z just gunna call it a battery like wot it is.

[The Fool]

>Punch a gretchin, 'n git up da ladda.

[RAM]

Combine da singin' shoota wit da' Orky 'elmet.
Combine da singin' shoota wit da' Mad Moonz Banner.

Get a splodey ting from da mekboy, combine da splodey ting wit da mecha grot and da battery.

[Trapezohedron]

Combine singing shoota with the the burna boyz' explosives.
Combine singing shoota to grot-bot.
Combine spinnychainshoota with grot-bot combined with the explosive singing shoota'

Throw grot-bot at grotsprite/gretchinsprite/grote/grite/grist.

OR:

Combine mad moonz poster to singing shoota/sonic resonator thing.
Combine explosives to singing shoota.

Throw singing shoota at grite/grote/grotsprite.

[RAM]

Prototype grist, or imp paste...

[Luke_Prowler]

I fink we'z got enough gear for now. 'Ead out and see what the zog iz goin' on.