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[RAM]

Push random buttons on da grot-puter

[quip]

Postin' ta watch ya 'umie gitz.

[Doomshifter]

Push random buttons on da grot-puter

Buttons? Ya git, dis fing is state of da art orky tek. Dere ain't no buttons. Is entiley voice aktavated.

Alls ya gotta do is shout at da grot on da inside and 'e does da rest.

[Trapezohedron]

>Curse at the grot for responding to your commands oh so slowly.

And chat with your friend on what to do next.

[RAM]

Shake grot-puter until it does somfin' useful.

[Riccto]

>STUPID GROT. YOU AINT PURPLE. TELL ME YOUR SEKRITS YOU IDJIT

[The Fool]

Shake grot-puter until it does somfin' useful.

>STUPID GROT. YOU AINT PURPLE. TELL ME YOUR SEKRITS YOU IDJIT

Both. At the same time.

[Doomshifter]

>Curse at the grot for responding to your commands oh so slowly.

And chat with your friend on what to do next.

Yoo'z shout at ya grotputer fer bein' slow. Da grot inside 'as da gall ta say dat it wasn't doin' nuffin' 'cos you didn't tell it ta do nuffin'. You'd punch da grot, but you'z only got dat one. Ya Grotsprite (grote, grite?) wouldn't be useful, 'e ain't got 'ands.

Spoiler: SHOUTLOG (click to show/hide)

madmoonsShoota [MS] started shoutin' at goffRocker[GR]
[MS]: Oi ya git. Now'z everythin' is red and da hole warcamps falled down and da boss 'as lost 'is shoota.
[MS:] Wot's I s'posed ta do now?
[GR]: yooze sapposed ta get to da gate (dats da shiny fing up top) real fast-like
[GR]: but I spose yoo can use da masheens ta make sum more wepons
[GR]: just take da captcha code (da squiggly numbahs and lettahs on da back of ya grabbin-stuff cards) and den yooze puts dem on top of each udda and dats 'ow ya do it.
[MS]: Dat sounds really complikayted, but I'z understood ya roit an propah. Iz time ta make more dakka!

Iz finally time ta take a looks at yer captalog deck fing. Yoo'z wos never much fer usin' it. Yoo'z got a no-nonsense "grabbin' stuff fetch modus" wot means yoo put stuff in and den you grab it back out. Iz real handy loik dat.

Dere's a slugga, anuvva shoota (yoo'z only got one card in ya strife deck), a chain-choppa, sum umie 'elmet yooz found in a desert dis one time and some klaw dats as least as big as ya finga.

WOT'S WE GONNA COMBINE!?

[The Fool]

>Combine yous chain-choppa wit da shoota. Make da chain-choppa-shoota.

>Combine yous klaw wit da umie 'elmet. Make da 'elmet orky.

[insaneyanish]

>Combine youse shoota wit da slugga. MORE DAKKA
>Combine youse chain-choppa wit da klaw. Maybe youse can git a POWAKLAW!

[Riccto]

>Find DA WIERDBOY or MEKBOY. HE HAS SUM GUBBINS FOR COMBINININ GUBBINS.

[Doomshifter]

Iz time ta get ta wurk.

>Combine yous chain-choppa wit da shoota. Make da chain-choppa-shoota.

>Combine yous klaw wit da umie 'elmet. Make da 'elmet orky.

>Combine youse chain-choppa wit da klaw. Maybe youse can git a POWAKLAW!

A shoota wiff a choppa bit on da bottom. Not only iz it real well drawn, but it remind ya of a game ya played wunce. Somefin' about bugs and gubbins.

Anuvva masterf'lee rendurred item. An 'elmet dat any nob would be proud ta have. Da 'elmet's even got holes for ya tusks now.

Wot da zog? Da teef on dis choppa are... claws.

>Find DAMEKBOY. HE HAS SUM GUBBINS FOR COMBINININ GUBBINS.

Woteva. Time ta shout at da mekboy.

Spoiler: Shoutlog (click to show/hide)

madmoonsShoota[MS] began shoutin' at speedfreekZappa [SZ]
[MS]: Oi, ya git, I'z need some flash gubbins for me shoota
[MS]: Just, loik, tell me da numba on da back of dere cards.
[SZ]: ROIT DEN. which gubbinz DOES YOU want then?

Wot gubbinz does you want, then?

[Trapezohedron]

((What's our fetch modus?))

> Use all that phat lewt you got earlier to make MORE AND MORE DAKKA (specifically, the gunsaw hybrid).

[Luke_Prowler]

Ask for a spinnin' bit! Fing always work betta when days spin!

[Doomshifter]

((What's our fetch modus?))

Yoo'z wasn't payin' attention!

Yoo'z got a no-nonsense "grabbin' stuff fetch modus" wot means yoo put stuff in and den you grab it back out. Iz real handy loik dat.

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Ask for a spinnin' bit! Fing always work betta when days spin!

Spoiler: Shoutlog (click to show/hide)

[MS]: Roight, get me a spinnin' bit.
[MS]: Fings always work betta when dey spin!
[SZ]:COMING RIGHT up now.
[SZ]:whiiiiir
[MS]: Is ya gonna give it to me?
[SZ]:I JUST gave it TO YA ya git. IT IZ whiiiiir.
[MS]: Zog, it is.

Yoo'z get one spinny bit.