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[Darvi]

Now wot? Wenz da shootin' begin?

Now.

[Doomshifter]

Now wot? Wenz da shootin' begin?

Now.

Ain't no one shootin'. Wot is a weird fing, of corse. In an ork camp, dere's always shootin'. Ain't noo shootin' ere. Just lots of 'eat and stuff.

Wotz we gonna do?

[RAM]

Seek out the relevant authorities and lodge a protest. Preferably lodge it into their head-equivalent...

P.S.
 It only just now occurred to me that throwing a sprite and a nuke could cause the sprite to prototype with the nuke... _{All this time I have just been trying to inflict pain on gretchin, without thought for the consequences...}

[Doomshifter]

Seek out the relevant authorities and lodge a protest. Preferably lodge it into their head-equivalent...

You'z find da boss, alreddy discussin' dip-low-ma-see (dats an umie wurd wot means 'stop shootin' at us') wif dem. E duzn't 'ave 'iz shoota tho.

Even tho da boss don't 'ave 'is dip-low-mat-ik shoota, 'e'z still sortin' out da terms of dere surrenda.

Ee'z lodgin' dat protest. Roit into dere 'ead-equivalent. Doze shoor are sum weird grots.

The Warboss punches the Imp-grot in the head with his right hand, bruising the skin and pushing the skull into the brain.
The Imp-grot has been struck down.

[mcclay]

Get does Gubbins ya git. Den start krumpin the warboss and deos grots.

[UltraValican]

Are those rutherds?

[Luke_Prowler]

Loot in da open! Get it!

Also, check ya suroundens. Dis don't look like dah camp.

[Riccto]

>GITFACE. YOUR SUPPLY OF GUBBINS IS LOW. RETRIVE DA GUBBINS. GUBBINS GITFACE. GOT IT?

[RAM]

Krump da grimps den <insert orkish terminology for improving ones weapon by incorporating grist into its workings>!!

[Geen]

Apply liberal amounts of dakka to everything conservative (that is, everything) you can see.

[Trapezohedron]

Apply liberal amounts of dakka to everything conservative (that is, everything) you can see.

And:

Get to higher ground, look around for camps and other such structures. Then, ask your "friend" what to do next, and where everyone is.

[RAM]

Alchemize shoota and grimp!

[Doomshifter]

Loot in da open! Get it!

Also, check ya suroundens. Dis don't look like dah camp.

Yoo'z head over to the pile of shinies around the warboss.

Spoiler: Bosslog (click to show/hide)

Boss: OI YA SNOTLIN, PICK DESE WOTSITS UP FOR ME
MS: Yes boss
Boss: I'Z GONNA KRUMP ALL DOSE GITS WOT BLEW UP ME WARCAMP!

It seems da boss can't pick up the wotsits, so you pick up the wotsits.

Code: [Select]

+47 BUILD GRIST
+82 GROT-PASTE
You'z take in yer surroundin's.

Most of da warcamp 'as fallen off da sides of this big fing. Dere's a glowy wotsit in the sky.

Anyways, you'z go back inside ta mess wiff da alchemyfing.

Yoo'z got no idea 'ow ta work dis fing. Hoo else do ya know dats got da 'inside infa-mayshun'?

[Hubris Incalculable]

Shout at GrumpyGobbo, yoo'z ker-na-lajabubble frend.

[Doomshifter]

Shout at GrumpyGobbo, yoo'z ker-na-lajabubble frend.

Wot? Da only blue-talkin' git ya know is dat stupid not-ork git. He don't know nuffin'.