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[mcclay]

>Shout at the git, maybe he will tell you something shooty.

[Robocorn]

Twist da tap on da oomie pipey fing an look fer a floaty shiny fing
Ignore Zeench, dat grotz alway mukkin' about in da warp.
Zeench don't know da first fing 'bout bein' orky.

[Trapezohedron]

Call dat git Mekface McRotten-Teef, ya hear?

(Need to brush up my rusty orkish skills.)

[Doomshifter]

>Shout at the git, maybe he will tell you something shooty.

Call dat git Mekface McRotten-Teef, ya hear?

Spoiler: Shoutlog (click to show/hide)

unbarredWisdom [UW] began twisting madmoonsShoota [MS]
[UW]: Ork. Today your DESTINY catches up with you. How sickening it is to see such a fool of a creature the first to venture on such a journey of universal importance.
[UW]: I can already foresee the events, the very threads of FATE and DESTINY swirling about your disgusting form. You will not succeed.
[MS]: Wot da zog? Oo'z you fink you is? I'z krump ya.
[UW]: This is a message simply to say that we will meet in time. I expect you to be prepared. Try not to die before you reach me.
[MS]: Zog off, ya Mekface McRotten-Teef!
madmoonsShoota [MS] is ignorin' unbarredWisdom [UW]
[UW]: Do not worry your puny mind, Ork, I shall be here to make sure you do not mess this all up. I shall contact you when FATE decrees it so.
unbarredWisdom [UW] has ceased twisting madmoonsShoota [MS]

Wot da zog was dat fing?

Twist da tap on da oomie pipey fing an look fer a floaty shiny fing

You'z decide ta mess wiff da pipey fing. Sertanly looks like 'umie stuff. Yeah, s'definitely umie stuff. All dese bits is small for 'umie hands.

Dis blue fing came out. Oh, and wot da zog is dis fing?

[The Fool]

>Smash it until it stops changing.

[Trapezohedron]

>Smash it until it stops changing.

This. Oh so f**king much.

You don't know how hard I was laughing at that suggestion.

[Doomshifter]

>Smash it until it stops changing.

You shoot it till da numbas go away. Dats betta. Now wot?

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[Robocorn]

put da shiney fing on da oomie gizmo wotz on da right.
Den jam sum card wotz got holez in it in da fancy gubbinz.
Shood work ooz saw a mekboy do it wunce oo fink.

[RAM]

Stick da grotz in da hole

[Doomshifter]

put da shiney fing on da oomie gizmo wotz on da right.
Den jam sum card wotz got holez in it in da fancy gubbinz.
Shood work ooz saw a mekboy do it wunce oo fink.

Yoo puts da shiny cilyn-- sylin-- tube fing inta da oomie gubbinz. Den you'z jam dat little red fing into da hole, like wots you seen a mek boy do dis one time wif a 'umie fing, yer sure ov it.

Stick da grotz in da hole

Grabbin' one'a da grots hangin' around outside da hole in ya wall, ya shoves him inta da tube and tell him to do sumfin' useful. Now e's just sittin' in dere blockin' da pipe.

Spoiler: Author's Notes (click to show/hide)

XXMS PAINT FANWORKXX
This is an MS PAINT fanwork. It menaces with spikes of jpg artefacts and is banded with circles of poor editing. On the item is an image of a Doomshifter and MS Paint. Doomshifter is using the MS Paint. The MS Paint is crying.

[RAM]

[MS] Dese don't do nuffin orky 'nuff. Shout at [GR].

[Powder Miner]

Turn the wheely thing. Maybe it's a car? Stupid humie shoulda painted it red...

[Elfeater]

Leave

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Look at dat udda fing that git dropped in ya house.

[Trapezohedron]

>Have the fantastic idea of putting your head in the totem lathe instead of that cylindrical cruxite mass.