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[Robocorn]

Go git sum FLASH GITZ to stick on yer shoota. A propa Warboss needs da flashiest shoota in da 'ole WAAAGH!

Hmm...my Orkish is a bit rusty.

Ya dum grot! FLASH GITZ iz dem boyz wot gotz da rokkitz on'eir backz!

Ya really means da SNAZZGUNZ dat dem FLASH GITZ got onneir backz
dem fings proppa snazzy an dead shooty.

[Sirus]

Oo sez ya can't stick Flash Gitz on yer shoota? Get a mekboy ta weld em on, and den yell at da gitz ta shoot what you shoot! MORE DAKKA!

Okay, I stand corrected

[zchris13]

Posting to this is the greatest thing.

[Denzi]

Wonder where your obligatory melee weapon is what goes with your shootah.

[Robocorn]

Wonder where your obligatory melee weapon is what goes with your shootah.

Da shoota iz a too much dakka fer one 'and!
Da slugga boyz get choppaz so dey kin krump dem uvva gitz.
But if ooz gotz a shoota oo kin get roit killy from wherevva oo iz.
Dis Gargull boy ain't got no choppa cuz 'e can't 'old anuvva fing
unless dis Doomshifta git iz mukkin about gettin' 'iz shootaz confoozed wif sluggaz too.


Explaining ork terminology in orkspeak is really enjoyable.

[Denzi]

Hmm, looked like a regular shootah to me, not a big shootah. I thought boys came with an axe or other kind of weapon with a regular shootah. Unless I'm getting my terminology all mixed up and there is another name for a one-handed shootah besides shootah.

[Sirus]

One handed shoota is a slugga.

[ShoesandHats]

>Shout a' yor bloody frens, you git.

[Luke_Prowler]

>Yah need a bigga shoota latah, but dat one iz good for now. First ya need to yell to da boyz and then find da grot dat stole ya door.

[RAM]

Sit on grot-puter.

[Doomshifter]

Gargull>:Make a proppa bosspole outta dat mad moonz posta.

Y'make yerself a bosspole outta da poster. Nows everyone knows you'z bigga.

Your ORKYNESS stat increes-- irncres-- goes up by 4!

Go git sum FLASH to stick on yer shoota. A propa Warboss needs da flashiest shoota in da 'ole WAAAGH!

You'z fink about it, 'coz you'z a bad moons boy, and bad moons boys love nuffin' betta dan spendin' teef on flash gubbinz. Maybe you'z do that in a bit. But, you'z gotta do this important fing. Da grot is gettin' impashunt.

>Shout a' yor bloody frens, you git.

Spoiler: Shoutlog (click to show/hide)

goffRocker [GR] began shoutin' at madmoonzShoota [MS]
[GR]: oi, ya git, is you there
[GR]: stop wot ya doin' and get ova 'ere
[GR]: where'r ya
[MS]: I'z ere, wots you want?
[GR]: i'z found a game for us to play
[MS]: Yeah? Wotz it?
[GR]: iz called sgob and itz about fightin', shootin', and makin fings orkier.
[MS]: Sounds roit orky, it doez. Sendz me da game, den.
goffRocker [GR] begins file transfer.

Da grot runs outta da box ta go gets ya fing from GR. Whats to do whiles we wait?

Spoiler: Atuors nose (click to show/hide)

Obviously, the forums were a little bit more excited about this adventure than I anticipated! Sorry if these updates are slow, I've never run a forum game before and I'd like the art to be at least semi-decent. I'm also gonna hurry Gargull here into the Sburb bit of the game sooner rather than later, so the game is less 'We'z an ork, go be orky!' and more 'We'z an ork in SGOB, let's alchemize.'

Also, excuse my horrendous shoota drawing skills. Maybe I'll take a card out of hussie's book and go and just rip some off the net!

[Trapezohedron]

> Play Mad Moonz Orkstep while waiting for the file transfer to finish.

[Sirus]

> Play Mad Moonz Orkstep while waiting for the file transfer to finish.

Also, dance along.

[mcclay]

(( are we going to be any other race besides orcs, a Necron or Trynid player could be loads of fun. Maybe have two players from each race, male and female?))

[Sirus]

((I don't think tyranids have genders. I'm pretty damn sure the Necrons don't ))