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[Doomshifter]

ORKSTUCK
An adventure in the orkier aspects of Sburb.

You is dis ork. Today ain't nuffin' special ta you, 'coz you'z an ork and don't care 'bout no 'umie fings like 'the date and time'. If you was a stinkin' humie git, you might know dat today iz sum big important day, havin' ta do wiff some sorta important numbers.

But, you'z ISN'T a humie git. You'z an ork. And today you'z gunna give yourself a name.

SO, WHAT'S DIS GIT'S NAME ANYWAY?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So, 'umie git, it's time for a stupid mash-up. Homestuck, a comic that makes fun of the RPG genre, with Warhammer 40,000, a game that (previously) made fun of the Grim Dark cliche setting. Are you ready to ROKK?

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Spoiler: Fanart (click to show/hide)

By the lovely freeformschooler

Spoiler: BONUS! (click to show/hide)

Shoutvox smileys, just in case you want em.

[Darvi]

> Gork

[The Fool]

>Gark Ogimhar

[Tiruin]

>Garghull Grimshaw

[Doomshifter]

> Gork

You fink about it. An' fink. An' fink s'more. Finally, you fink datz stoopid. Gork is already Gork! Y'can't be Gork, y'git.

>Garghull Grimshaw

Instead, y'be this git. Yeah. Gargull Grimshaw. Duzn't sound fancy like 'Gargull Bigshoota', but it's all 'oonique' and ev'ryone likes an ork who's oonique. Now, maybe y'oughta fink more, like 'bout wot fings you like and wot fings you got.

[Darvi]

Y'like dakka. Lotsa it. Y'also like da color red, 'cuz it makes fings go fasta.

*stereotyping*

[Doomshifter]

Y'like dakka. Lotsa it. Y'also like da color red, 'cuz it makes fings go fasta.

*stereotyping*

Well, o'course y'like dakka. O'COURSE y'like red. Ev'ryone knows red fings go fasta den uvva fings.

You'z a BAD MOONZ boy. You'z like LOTSA TEEF, which you have plenty ov to spend on fings like BIG DAKKA and FLASH BITS. You'z also like talkin' on ya GROT-PUTER wiff da program SHOUTY-FING, and sometimes playin' gamez, loik ones wiff lotsa SHOOTIN' in 'em. Y'also like ORKSTEP, which is sorta like 'umie dubstep but it's an ork fing and it's totally different.

You'z got plenty'a fings in your room. You'z got your shootas, all of 'em flash, you'z got your grot-puter, which some git is shoutin' at you from, and you'z got plenty of orkstep CDs. Hur hur, you'z like dat orkstep lots.

[ShoesandHats]

>Retrieve arms from table

[Darvi]

>Retrieve arms from table

>Both kinds.

Also admire your MAD MOONZ POSTER.

[RAM]

Get as many gretchin as you can carry, you never know when you might need some, amd get a few more to be sure...

[blackmagechill]

>Contemplate if there every was one of those orange damn umie squishy fings orr ifin it just up and went. (you know what it is/was whatever...pumpkin)

[Doomshifter]

>Retrieve arms from table

admire your MAD MOONZ POSTER.

You'z put ya shoota into ya fighting fingy. No idea why y'weren't already holdin' it. Waz just unorky.

Den you'z admire ya Mad Moonz posta.

Dem Mad Moonz iz real good orkstep. Da best. Always real loud-like. Smaller grots sometimes pop.

>Contemplate if there every was one of those orange damn umie squishy fings orr ifin it just up and went.

Def'nit'ly nuffin' like dat 'round 'ere. Dis planets got nuffin but dirt and sand and stuff. Oh, and 'umies, but dey'z mostly dead.

[Trapezohedron]

> Tear Mad Moonz poster and use it as camo. Your goal is to ride a squiggoth into your War Chief, and attempt to take over the tribe.

[Robocorn]

Yous gotta be a roit proppa warboss. Yous gotta start a WAAAGH by findin boyz dat kno'
dat youz da biggest an den krumpin' som o dem ovva boyz to show dat yuoz roit 'ard.

first fings fisrt

Gargull>:Make a proppa bosspole outta dat mad moonz posta.

[Sirus]

Go git sum FLASH GITZ to stick on yer shoota. A propa Warboss needs da flashiest shoota in da 'ole WAAAGH!

Hmm...my Orkish is a bit rusty.