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[webadict]

I predict all with 99% accuracy.

[Bookthras]

I predict all with 99% accuracy.

Your predictions are tasty, and good with ketchup. Please talk to your savoury little offspring there, and tell it to stop running. It's giving me a wicked headache, and he ain't gonna change nothing. Not a fucking thing.

He's already fucking dead, the game is already fucking over, I already fucking won. Tell him not to make a fucking ass of himself by dragging out for a fucking week.

Penngo. Come here and meet your motherfucking DEATH already. With a modicum of dignity, please, not running around with your shit-filled pants over your head.

[Think0028]

Think0028 looks at the extremely frightening Book. Y'know, maybe I should leave... Think0028 swiftly steps out to the hall as Bookthras takes a swing at Penngo, laying him out cold. As Think locks himself in his room, Book finally turns out the lights and goes back to sleep.

Must've been one HELL of a hangover.


The game is over! Bookthras, Wall of Flesh and Almighty Serial Killer, has won!

Wall of Flesh - Horrible Horrible Serial Killer
(One-shot) - Extremely Hard to Kill - You are immune to 1 night kill.
(Auto) - Om Nom Nom - The first person to target you every night dies. Violently.
(Auto) - Team Effort - You require an extra vote to be lynched. With 6 people currently alive, that means 4 other people need to vote you in order to lynch you. This ability is lost if your one-shot is used up.
(Night) - Tentacles - You horribly horribly murder someone.

Egregious - Town:
(Source: TVTropes)
You have the role of the word 'egregious', specifically in the context of TVTropes. As such, you're less 'egregious' and more 'horrible mutilation of egregious.' Close enough!
(Auto) Take a Shot: Every time someone sees you, they take a shot. And by shot, I mean bottle of vodka. The hangover is obvious the next day, and you can tell everyone who targeted you during the night.
(Night) Shockingly Bad Performance: You force killers to make an egregious (take a shot) mistake. The target is protected from kills.
(One-shot) Egregious Is Not Gregarious: You are not gregarious, and as such you lock yourself up for the night. All actions against you fail.

Scumchat: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/sauKQmFXUUBe
Deadchat: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/5BVDVjRwpxc

Night actions will take a while for me to recompile, but I am going to repost everyone's roles and discuss balance, as I'm curious about what people thought about the balance.

[Think0028]

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Mafia:
webadict - The 14th Player, by Leafsnail
Shakerag - Wolfe+585, by Dariush
Toaster - Western Block Party, by Jack A T

SK:
Darvi - Guide Voodoo Doll, by Orangebottle

Town:
Dariush - Coach, by Mysteriousbluepuppet
Ottofar - The man Who Arranges The Blocks, by Urist Imiknorris
Orangebottle - Annelida, by Powder Miner
Leafsnail - Someone Else's Role, by Darvi
ECrownOfFire - Dariush/NUKE Slashfic, by Shakerag
Powder Miner - French Taunters, by ECrownOfFire
Mysteriousbluepuppet - tcidabew, by webadict
Jack A T - Egregious (TVTropes), by Ottofar
Urist Imiknorris - El Camino, by Toaster

Spoiler: Roles (click to show/hide)

The 14th Player - Mafia
You have the role of the 14th player in the game, the secret murderer that shouldn't exist and yet still kills, unstoppably at that. You managed to steal a slice of cake from the closed refrigerator.
(Source: Umineko No Naku Koro Ni)
(Auto) There Are No More Than 13 Players: All actions against you have a 50% chance of failing, as you're not actually supposed to be in the game.
(Night, Mafia-kill) Closed-Room Murder: If you perform the mafia-kill, you ignore protections.
(One-shot) Red Text: With a few short words, you can declare the game to be the way you want it. Target loses their autoability.

"Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe-schlegelstein-hausenberger-dorffvoraltern-waren-gewissenhaft-schaferswessen-schafewaren-wohlgepflege-und-sorgfaltigkeit-beschutzen-von-angreifen-durch-ihrraubgierigfeinde-welche-voraltern-zwolftausend-jahres-vorandieerscheinen-wander-ersteer-dem-enschderraumschiff-gebrauchlicht-als-sein-ursprung-von-kraftgestart-sein-lange-fahrt-hinzwischen-sternartigraum-auf-der-suchenach-diestern-welche-gehabt-bewohnbar-planeten-kreise-drehen-sich-und-wohin-der-neurasse-von-verstandigmen-schlichkeit-konnte-fortplanzen-und-sicher-freuen-anlebens-langlich-freude-und-ruhe-mit-nicht-ein-furcht-vor-angreifen-von-anderer-intelligent-geschopfs-von-hinzwischen-sternartigraum, Senior". In case of dire need may be shortened to "Wolfe+585, Senior" - Mafia
(Source: Guiness Book of World Records)
You have the role of the man with the longest name in the world. You didn't steal any cake: you deserved the cake. So you got up in the middle of the night and ate a slice as a midnight snack.
(Auto) This Is The Worst Name: Looking you up anywhere is frankly impossible due to sheer human limits. Inspections on you turn up Town because no way is any detective going to be arsed actually finding you, let alone asking sources about your name.
(Night) Rich Family History: You block the target by boring them to sleep.
(One-shot Mafia Kill) Smother: You can bury someone under the weight of all the legal documents needed to hold your name. The target's role is not revealed after death.

Western Block Party - Mafia:
(Source: Politics)
You have the role of a secessionist Canadian political party. You feel that the bigwigs in the eastern part of Canada haven't been giving as much cake as they should have to the western parts, and thus took a slice for yourself.
(Auto) Coalition Party: As long as another Mafia member is alive, your coalition cannot be stopped! You are immune to roleblocks as long as another Mafia member is still alive.
(Night) Corrupt Federal Health Insurance: You can protect a target. If that target is protected by someone else, both protects fail. However, any additional protects will work as expected.
(One-shot Mafia-kill) Secession: You force a part of the (metaphorical) country to secede, and the target and up to 2 people targeting them die in the resulting civil war that breaks out around them.


Guide Voodoo Doll - Serial Killer
(Source: Terraria)
You have the role of a voodoo doll of the Guide, the man who teaches new adventurers. You don't really care about any cake, you're just angry at everyone for waking you up from a good sleep, and now you have a vicious hangover. You just want to kill everyone else and go back to sleep.
(Auto) Sacrifice: When you die, you are revived immediately as the Wall of Flesh, a monstrous abomination that devours everything in its path. Needless to say, this is a good thing for you and a very bad thing for everyone else.

Wincon - Be the last man standing.

El Camino - Town
(Source: Chevrolet car)
You have the role of a sweet-ass car.
(Auto) Classic Car: When lynched, your lynchers realize how valuable a car they just destroyed, and one of them kills themselves. One of the people who voted you when you are lynched dies.
(Night) Let's Go For A Ride: You pick up the target and drop them off elsewhere. You redirect the target to another player.
(One-shot) Truckin': You crush the target under your awesome car. You kill the target.

The Man Who Arranges The Blocks - Town
(Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8)
You have the role of The Man Who Arranges the Blocks, a glorious worker in the Soviet Union, who drops blocks down and makes walls that constantly collapse.
(Auto) Next Block: You can see what's coming down the pipeline. You know what actions were performed on you during the night.
(Night) Z Block: You block off a perfectly good row with a dumb block. The target is blocked (get it?).
(One-shot) Arranging the Blocks: Pick up to 4 targets. You can redirect all targets to other players.

Annelida - Town
(Source: Biology)
You have the role of the phylum Annelida. As such, you have the power of an obscenely large amount of ringed worms.
(Auto) Worms Everywhere: Your burrows underneath the earth give you many secret escape passages. You cannot be redirected or blocked.
(Night) Observation: Despite your limited faculties, you can still see what's going on. For certain values of see. You determine everyone who targetted your target.
(One-shot) Seriously, EVERYWHERE: You use all of your powers of observation to determine all actions that occurred tonight, along with all of their targets.

tcidabew - Town:
(Source: Bay 12 Mafia Forums)
You have the role of tcidabew, who is absolutely not webadict in any way, shape, or form.
(Auto) Don't Kill tcidabew Ever: When you are killed, whoever killed you is announced the next day.
(Night) Reverse Possesion: You are possessed by your target, and copy any action they perform on them.
(One-shot) Buw Abuw Abuw: Everyone targeting you is redirected to your target.

Egregious - Town:
(Source: TVTropes)
You have the role of the word 'egregious', specifically in the context of TVTropes. As such, you're less 'egregious' and more 'horrible mutilation of egregious.' Close enough!
(Auto) Take a Shot: Every time someone sees you, they take a shot. And by shot, I mean bottle of vodka. The hangover is obvious the next day, and you can tell everyone who targeted you during the night.
(Night) Shockingly Bad Performance: You force killers to make an egregious (take a shot) mistake. The target is protected from kills.
(One-shot) Egregious Is Not Gregarious: You are not gregarious, and as such you lock yourself up for the night. All actions against you fail.

Dariush/NUKE Slashfic - Town:
(Source: Some Sick Bastard's Imagination)
You have the role of... oh god, what? Do I seriously have to write about this? I quit.
(Auto) Who Wrote This: This is the worst thing I've ever read and oh my god I can't look away. Whoever kills you loses their vote for the next day.
(Night) Keen Authorial Instinct: Your 'devotion' to writing people in-character has given you a keen insight into people. You can inspect people at night and determine if they are town or anti-town.
(One-shot) Open For Review: You open up the target's role PM for inspection. You learn the exact contents of their role PM.

Someone Else's Role - Town:
(Source: Depends)
You have someone else's role. Not sure which one at the moment - what other roles are there, anyways? Eh, you'll find out as the game goes on.
(Auto) Someone Else's Auto-ability: At the beginning of each day, you have a random auto ability chosen from the people who are currently dead.
(Night) Someone Else's Night Action: When you perform a night action, a random one is chosen from the people who are currently dead.
(One-shot) Someone Else's One-shot: You may perform the one-shot ability of anyone who is dead at the time of the one-shot being used.

French Taunters - Town:
(Source: Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
You have the role of a bunch of very silly and aggressive French soldiers. You hole up in your giant castle and mock all comer-bys.
(Auto) Giant Castle: It's really quite hard to attack a guy in a giant castle, you know. You are immune to kill actions.
(Night) Taunt Relentlessly: You mock the target relentlessly, demoralizing them and stalling them as they fruitlessly try to reason with you. Target's action is delayed to the next day.
(One-shot) Fetchez La Vache: And thus your target is crushed by a cow. ... it's not a fatal wound, though. The target is unable to vote or take action for the next day and night phase.

Coach - Town:
(Source: Left 4 Dead 2)
You have the role of Coach, a survivor of the zombie apocalypse and one mean shooter.
(Auto) Tough to Put Down: Your grit and determination gives you steadfast determination. You cannot be redirected.
(Night) Assist: You lead the target to their destination, clearing the way for them. Target cannot be blocked or redirected.
(One-shot) Signal Flare: You send a message to the target, and you are confirmed as town to the target.

[Think0028]

So! What'd everyone think?

[Orangebottle]

 The Wall of Flesh was what I expected it to be- a multi-killing game-ending monster. Awesome!

I'll be sure to send in something even stronger next time.

[Bookthras]

YEAH! Second fucking SUPERWIN on the same fucking day! I SuperRock!

Damn, I'm good. It's good to be back, and many thanks to Think and Darvi for cluing me into this awesome game. Crowning moment of horrible, horrible awesomeness.

Couple of thoughts for now (more later, you know I love to gloat):

a)

Spoiler: taunt (click to show/hide)

b) D1 Mass Claims are a STUPID IDEA. Don't ever do them. They fucking obliterate scumhunting, and all your frickin' time is spent on plans and counterplans, which never fucking work because everybody fucking lies, and you never figure out who the scum are (hint: the scum proposed it).

c) My first ever win as SK! Woooo! And even more difficult: as a claimed, outed, known SK, and with no kill most of the time. A Serial Killer wins through stealth and a kill, and I had neither... and I still owned your asses! BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER!  8-P

[Darvi]

I and my moral support take the entire credit for that win. Yet another scum win

[webadict]

No, I just didn't want Town to win that one. And if I couldn't win, I figured SK could.

He at least did something.

[Darvi]

Seriously, once you started pressing for an SK-lynch on LYLO it was obvious you were mafia. Shame on you guys not to have voted him.

[webadict]

Seriously, once you started pressing for an SK-lynch on LYLO it was obvious you were mafia. Shame on you guys not to have voted him.

Actually, that was pretty much your only way to win. There was no other way for Town to win. Literally no other way.

[Darvi]

And then suddenly kill-immune PGO SK.

Seriously who killed who that one night? Book couldn'ta killed anybody since they both flipped.

[Bookthras]

Wuba totally fooled me. Since I had no kill, his plan seemed plausible, and he was not nearly as scummy as Native. At D4, I would have bet my left testicle the scum were Native and Dariush. Between the Mod's clarification of the PM thing and Toaster's subsequent scumminess, I would have bet my right testicle it was Native and Toaster... but I never saw wuba coming. Bastard.

I mostly thought Toaster was town because I voted him (a deciding lynch vote) early D4, before the extension, and thought that if he was scum he'd protest or countervote. Since he seemed OK with it, I assumed he was town. Big mistake, which took a while to remedy.

Regarding Native's Tinkerbell plan, I expected he'd die when targeting me, and if it came to that, I'd burn my 1-shot on Dariush, and survive and still skullfuck the lot of them. I was never afraid of it. But Toaster conveniently exploding himself on Tinkerbell's knickers meant I could expend my horrible horrible kill on a 50% chance on wuba. Dariush tried to help, I think, but died on touching me. Then Penngo was just dessert.

But people, please tell me: who the fuck killed the poor innocent Voodoo Doll, and oh why the fuck WHY!?

[webadict]

Wuba totally fooled me. Since I had no kill, his plan seemed plausible, and he was not nearly as scummy as Native. At D4, I would have bet my left testicle the scum were Native and Dariush. Between the Mod's clarification of the PM thing and Toaster's subsequent scumminess, I would have bet my right testicle it was Native and Toaster... but I never saw wuba coming. Bastard.

I mostly thought Toaster was town because I voted him (a deciding lynch vote) early D4, before the extension, and thought that if he was scum he'd protest or countervote. Since he seemed OK with it, I assumed he was town. Big mistake, which took a while to remedy.

Regarding Native's Tinkerbell plan, I expected he'd die when targeting me, and if it came to that, I'd burn my 1-shot on Dariush, and survive and still skullfuck the lot of them. I was never afraid of it. But Toaster conveniently exploding himself on Tinkerbell's knickers meant I could expend my horrible horrible kill on a 50% chance on wuba. Dariush tried to help, I think, but died on touching me. Then Penngo was just dessert.

But people, please tell me: who the fuck killed the poor innocent Voodoo Doll, and oh why the fuck WHY!?

Duh.

I did. Like I said, if the Mafia couldn't win, then Town wouldn't. That way, they would learn what happens when you let an SK run free, and when a lazy vigilante does nothing. Plus, it forced a town loss. It had a coin's flip chance of success for the Mafia.

[Bookthras]

I'm not about to argue the point, but I think, in hindsight, that if you had killed a townie instead of the guy who killed you, you may have had a better chance. Maybe.