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[Toaster]

Native: Where is your content? Where are your arguments? Where is your logic and reason? You've gone too long without giving any of it. You've grown complacent with your faulty "plan" and have offered up nothing- nothing!- to replace it.

Why? Because there is nothing else. You're trapped, and you've got nothing. You've been found out, scum.

[Dariush]

Just for the record, I'm going to laugh really hard if Toaster flips scum.

[penngo009]

Please, extend. I won't be able to be active again until tomorrow.

[Bookthras]

Dude, the tie is broken, and you've been absent for days. What can you possibly say in an additional day that you haven't said in four, and what's it going to accomplish? Isn't lynching Native what you wanted? Extending at this point will only jeopardise that.

Please rethink that, and withdraw the extension request.

[NativeForeigner]

Do you really want me to redirect you back to our back-and-forth, where I defended myself multiple times against the same thing?

Sure. Feel free to quote the important parts where you defended yourself against specific accusations.

I really don't need to prove anything to you, actually.

Native: Where is your content? Where are your arguments? Where is your logic and reason? You've gone too long without giving any of it. You've grown complacent with your faulty "plan" and have offered up nothing- nothing!- to replace it.

Why? Because there is nothing else. You're trapped, and you've got nothing. You've been found out, scum.

You missed the part where I said I would be traveling all day today and yesterday. I'm getting started on a summarization of why Webadict is scum. It's seems pretty obvious how Webadict is scum, but I guess not. Regardless, I'll have it up ASAP. Internet on the train is sketchy, though.

[webadict]

Do you really want me to redirect you back to our back-and-forth, where I defended myself multiple times against the same thing?

Sure. Feel free to quote the important parts where you defended yourself against specific accusations.

I really don't need to prove anything to you, actually.

It's not about proving things to me. It's about not being a lazy scumbag. You're proving yourself to be scum by not defending yourself. If anything, you're making your job even tougher.

[Think0028]

The day is over!

Wow, things were really tense today! Okay, so who are we lynching...

After a careful vote count, it looks like it's Native! Sorry, Native, but it's time to pack your bags and leave...

Wait, holy shit is that your El Camino outside?! DUDE! You have to let me have a ride!

Toaster, upon hearing the news, quickly runs up and confesses to having stolen the cake before running off and going on a road trip with Native.

NativeForeigner has been lynched! He was El Camino, Town!
Toaster has committed suicide! He was the Western Block Party, Scum!

El Camino - Town
(Source: Chevrolet car)
You have the role of a sweet-ass car.
(Auto) Classic Car: When lynched, your lynchers realize how valuable a car they just destroyed, and one of them kills themselves. One of the people who voted you when you are lynched dies.
(Night) Let's Go For A Ride: You pick up the target and drop them off elsewhere. You redirect the target to another player.
(One-shot) Truckin': You crush the target under your awesome car. You kill the target.


Western Block Party - Mafia:
(Source: Politics)
You have the role of a secessionist Canadian political party. You feel that the bigwigs in the eastern part of Canada haven't been giving as much cake as they should have to the western parts, and thus took a slice for yourself.
(Auto) Coalition Party: As long as another Mafia member is alive, your coalition cannot be stopped! You are immune to roleblocks as long as another Mafia member is still alive.
(Night) Corrupt Federal Health Insurance: You can protect a target. If that target is protected by someone else, both protects fail. However, any additional protects will work as expected.
(One-shot Mafia-kill) Secession: You force a part of the (metaphorical) country to secede, and the target and up to 2 people targeting them die in the resulting civil war that breaks out around them.

Scum, town, horrible monstrosities from beyond the Void, send me your night actions.

[NativeForeigner]

Fuuuuuu- I was nearly done with my post, too. :<

[Think0028]

Too bad, so sad, day should've ended 4 hours ago.

[NativeForeigner]

'Least I took scum with me. Good luck, town.

[penngo009]

Oh, that is it webadict, I'm sick of you're shenanigans. You almost convinced me, too.

[Think0028]

Penngo, it's night. Sssshhhh.

[penngo009]

Oopsies. Got a little caught up. O.o

[Darvi]

When the night has come
And the land is daaaark
And the moonlight
is the only light we seee~

[Think0028]

The night is over!

Think0028 wakes up, and takes a tour of the place as has become his usual morning routine. The first thing he finds is Dariush unconscious in the hallway.

"Well, that's annoying. Better move the body!"

As he drags Dariush's body over to the closet, he opens it to find... Dariush. Who takes his body and leaves.

Next, the living room... huh? The door's locked? That's weird, Think's the only one with a key. He opens it to find Webadict also unconscious on the couch. However, all the windows are locked from the inside, and the door could only be locked with Think's key. Seems like a closed room mystery!

... Nevermind, Book and Penngo were both in the room as well. That simplifies things.

Webadict has died! He was The 14th Player, Scum!
Dariush has died! He was Coach, Town!

The 14th Player - Mafia
You have the role of the 14th player in the game, the secret murderer that shouldn't exist and yet still kills, unstoppably at that. You managed to steal a slice of cake from the closed refrigerator.
(Source: Umineko No Naku Koro Ni)
(Auto) There Are No More Than 13 Players: All actions against you have a 50% chance of failing, as you're not actually supposed to be in the game.
(Night, Mafia-kill) Closed-Room Murder: If you perform the mafia-kill, you ignore protections.
(One-shot) Red Text: With a few short words, you can declare the game to be the way you want it. Target loses their autoability.

Coach - Town:
(Source: Left 4 Dead 2)
You have the role of Coach, a survivor of the zombie apocalypse and one mean shooter.
(Auto) Tough to Put Down: Your grit and determination gives you steadfast determination. You cannot be redirected.
(Night) Assist: You lead the target to their destination, clearing the way for them. Target cannot be blocked or redirected.
(One-shot) Signal Flare: You send a message to the target, and you are confirmed as town to the target.