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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 55003 times)

Brackev

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #240 on: May 31, 2012, 01:36:55 pm »
Population reaches 200!
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180 are children

Dig tunnels for magma forges
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run past exit door after magma released

Start tree farm
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Caverns are barren of plants

Play Dwarf Fortess
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Urnst McPlayer goes Insane
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #241 on: May 31, 2012, 05:57:35 pm »
Legendary sword dwarf is bleeding out on the battlefield
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Bring severed goblin limb to refuse pile.
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Life (in dwarf fortress) is a cocophany of flavours, each more succulent than the last - why not sample them all?!

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #242 on: June 01, 2012, 07:13:45 am »
Quote from: nopil3os on May 31, 2012, 12:44:21 pm
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Greetings from the woodlands. We have much to discuss.
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Time to go to sleep. And then drink. And then eat. And take a break.

Hey, that noble looks like he got his priorities straight.  I mean who the hell wants to talk to treehugger diplomats?
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That is an insane and dangerous plan.  I approve wholeheartedly. 


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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #243 on: June 01, 2012, 09:17:56 am »
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Cut down some trees to make beds.

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Declare war.
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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
Quote from: Kestrel on April 23, 2011, 08:12:44 pm
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #244 on: June 04, 2012, 12:23:17 am »
Quote from: ledgekindred on June 01, 2012, 09:17:56 am
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Cut down some trees to make beds.

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Declare war.

Declares war
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Brings wooden swords
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Quote from: jaxler on February 15, 2012, 10:26:25 pm
I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

“Ok, Neo ChosenUrist, before you is two levers. Pull the Kimberlite lever -- you wakeup in a random bed and have whatever thoughts you want to think. You pull the Bauxite lever -- you stay in the caverns and I show you how deep the adamantine hole goes.” - psalms

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #245 on: June 04, 2012, 03:12:42 am »
Releases caged undead on invaders
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Forget to lock them out.
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Sus

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #246 on: June 04, 2012, 04:34:33 am »
Liaison wants to talk
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Mood Time!
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Quote from: Moogie on February 08, 2012, 06:23:42 am
Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
Quote from: SuicideJunkie on May 02, 2012, 11:47:40 pm
If you launch a wooden mine cart towards the ocean at a sufficient speed, you can have your entire dwarf sail away in an ark.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #247 on: June 04, 2012, 01:40:36 pm »
Caught outside during an ambush
:)
Flee towards the goblin archers


Create perpetual motion generator
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Use it to make mist in the dining room


Legendary axedwarf
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One-shot his brain with a copper dagger


Embark in a desert
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20 Fishery Worker migrants
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #248 on: June 05, 2012, 07:15:43 am »
Quote from: Sabreur on June 04, 2012, 01:40:36 pm
Embark in a desert
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20 Fishery Worker migrants
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Oh this can get annoying.  Tons of fishers when the only water (if any) on my map is a handful of murky pools.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #249 on: June 05, 2012, 07:38:09 am »
Mandate a cup
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OF SLADE



Player-God didn't make stupid cup
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HAMMER THE LEGENDARY AXEDWARF



Player puts lever in room, orders noble to pull it
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ON BREAK
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #250 on: June 05, 2012, 08:03:26 am »
20 Fishery Worker migrants in Desert
 :)
20 volunteers for !!SCIENCE!!
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #251 on: June 09, 2012, 01:25:01 pm »
Built a trap to cage giant tigers
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Caught a hoary marmot
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Quote from: Moogie on February 08, 2012, 06:23:42 am
Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
Quote from: SuicideJunkie on May 02, 2012, 11:47:40 pm
If you launch a wooden mine cart towards the ocean at a sufficient speed, you can have your entire dwarf sail away in an ark.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #252 on: June 09, 2012, 01:57:35 pm »
The enemy is unconscious, hit them in the head!
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The enemy has no brain.


Just in case you miss the joke, it's a hammer dwarf.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #253 on: June 18, 2012, 03:34:34 am »
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #254 on: June 18, 2012, 03:40:18 am »
Quote from: jaxler on June 04, 2012, 12:23:17 am
Quote from: ledgekindred on June 01, 2012, 09:17:56 am
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Cut down some trees to make beds.

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Declare war.

Declares war
 :)
Brings wooden swords

Brings wooden swords

:)

Also brings war-skywhales.
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute
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