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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 55004 times)

orius

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2012, 03:36:30 pm »
A bunch of this happening in my fort:

Urist McSleepyhead goes to barracks full of empty beds instead of bedroom to take a nap.

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SLEEPS ON FLOOR
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2012, 04:22:14 pm »
Just happened

Goblin Siege?
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Fight Hippos!
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2012, 04:28:41 pm »

Cutting a tree on the river bank.
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Interrupted by a predatory carp.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2012, 06:57:08 pm »
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2012, 07:56:48 pm »
Quote from: dreadmullet on January 09, 2012, 03:00:32 am
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RAGE!
This every fucking time :D
It is the time when I decide to build Execution Towers in my Forts.

<put dwarf here>
___   bridge
|...|
|...|
|...|

Repeat untill every bone is broken!
Let your doctor fix him.
Repeat again!
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SixOfSpades

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2012, 08:43:57 pm »
Quote from: Chilton on January 09, 2012, 04:58:11 am

The Fortress is Starving.
And its up to URIST MCBROKERPANTS to save it.

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Urist McBrokerpants cancels Trade at Depot: Hunting vermin for food.
Fixed that for ya  ;D


Wife is on other side of 28 walls, 53 floors, 2 drawbridges,
an aquifer, a pool of magma and a pack of tigermen
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IMPREGNATE HER


Drinks rum nonstop for days.
Belarded with hanging sacks of fat.
Shuns friendships and companionship.
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GOOD ROLE MODEL


Leads steel-clad war party into heart of goblin siege
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GIVES BIRTH
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2012, 09:42:30 pm »
urist mcdorfy takes nap on drawbridge


a vile force of darkness has arrived
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urist mcdorfy has fallen to bottom of endless pit...

ghost of mcdorfy  kills FPS
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lolz
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Quote from: jaxler on February 15, 2012, 10:26:25 pm
I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

“Ok, Neo ChosenUrist, before you is two levers. Pull the Kimberlite lever -- you wakeup in a random bed and have whatever thoughts you want to think. You pull the Bauxite lever -- you stay in the caverns and I show you how deep the adamantine hole goes.” - psalms

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #52 on: January 12, 2012, 12:24:57 am »
Cooking dinner
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MINCE THE BOOZE


Dwarven Baby cancels Clean Self:
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TOO INSANE


Arrive at new site
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PARK WAGON IN MAGMA


Killed friend in sparring accident
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HEY FREE SOCKS


Long military drill
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DIE OF THIRST


Magma trap finished
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LEAVE SOCK IN FLOODGATE


Mining without hard helmet
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CHANNEL OUT CEILING


Charged by hedgehog
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DODGE INTO SHARK POND
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #53 on: January 12, 2012, 12:29:11 am »
Quote from: Lord Dakoth on January 12, 2012, 12:24:57 am
Charged by hedgehog
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DODGE INTO SHARK POND

Go fishing.

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PUT SHARK IN POND
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #54 on: January 12, 2012, 12:35:18 pm »
Friendly merchants request to make a bit more profit on trading.
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PULL THE LEVER.

Also.

Demands you respect nature, trees, and living things and never harm woodland.
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WILL EAT YOUR HEART IF YOU DONT.
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Quote from: jamesadelong on January 11, 2012, 07:48:26 am
Carve out a massive pit and construct a copper block tower! Challenge those goblin bastards with your phallus of justice!

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #55 on: January 13, 2012, 01:34:02 am »
Quote from: ClkWrkJester on January 12, 2012, 12:35:18 pm
Demands you respect nature, trees, and living things and never harm woodland.
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WILL EAT YOUR HEART IF YOU DONT.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #56 on: January 13, 2012, 01:35:42 am »
A Forgotten Beast made of vomit!
Beware its venemous skin!
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BITE IT BY THE THROAT AND SHAKE
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #57 on: January 13, 2012, 01:55:02 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 13, 2012, 01:34:02 am
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Is it just me, or is this the best way to do these things? ;)  [ the meme, not the eb-q  :P ]
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #58 on: January 13, 2012, 02:59:31 am »
Sees FB kill wife and two children.

Sees *pig thread sock* and is happy.

Sorry, all I got right now.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #59 on: January 13, 2012, 04:04:51 am »
This just happened to me

57 dwarfs die due to starvation/insanity over less than 2 weeks
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Sounds nice! 23 immigrants
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WGOIMF: Just lost 12 miners (all but 1) to cave ins within the span of an hour mining out a 20x20 pit

......Nothing could be done, it was the will of Armok!
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