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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 55080 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2012, 05:18:33 am »
Here's one from my frequent eyeball removing procedures...

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2012, 05:55:27 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 09, 2012, 05:18:33 am
Here's one from my frequent eyeball removing procedures...

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Ooh! Ooh! Does it involve Magma?
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Loud Whispers

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2012, 05:59:08 am »
Quote from: Chilton on January 09, 2012, 05:55:27 am
Ooh! Ooh! Does it involve Magma?

Unless someone mods in a magma eyepatch, no :(

Also, another :D

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2012, 08:38:34 am »
Drink stock: 0
URIST MCBREWER CANCELS BREW DRINK: SEARCHING FOR WATER SOURCE

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MAN THIS SURE IS A GOOD TIME FOR A NAP

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BEATEN TO DEATH BY FORTRESS GUARD FOR CRIME


The one about gluing gems to other gems was hilarious
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2012, 08:45:31 am »
The cat has given birth to kittens!
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Call the butcher!
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2012, 09:06:00 am »
A vile force of darkness has arrived!

PULL THE LEVER!
The Forgotten Beast Zol has come!

PULL THE LEVER!
Urist McNoble, mayor has a new demand!

PULL THE LEVER!
You have struck microcline!

PULL THE LEVER!
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2012, 09:47:36 am »
Asked to wall off caverns.
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BETTER DO IT FROM THE OUTSIDE

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Hunted animal incapacitated and ready for quick kill!
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FIRE ALL BOLTS INTO ALL LIMBS AND CANCEL HUNT WHEN OUT OF AMMO

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Asked to dig huge hole with no exits.
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OKAY LET'S DO THIS

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Huge war is raging outside!
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BETTER GO STOCKPILE THEIR CORPSES THEN
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2012, 10:03:21 am »
Long tunnel hundreds of miles away from main fort, under a dolomite hatch and a giant sea of magma.
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Perfect place to take a nap.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2012, 10:06:16 am »
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Every Dwarf Fortress Fort is a concentration camp, only without the nazis.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2012, 10:46:42 am »
DReadmullet, my respect is now yours for killing elf-loving dwarves. KILL THE TRAITORS!

Also:
Commanded to go dig out flux.
Digs out flux keeping FB out.

Set fire to trees.
Stay outside while it happens.

Told to repeat Boatmurdered.
Includes F**K the World protocol.

Noble sees lever.
Walks to it even though goblin soldiers surround it.

Told to go to Hell.
Does it literally.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2012, 01:04:11 pm »
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2012, 01:13:06 pm »
Told to go hunting

OOH AN ELEPHANT HERD
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Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2012, 01:20:16 pm »
Embark in calm, temperate forest.  What could possibly go wrong?

Badgers.  Badgers everywhere.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2012, 02:04:00 pm »
Quote from: Mitchewawa on January 09, 2012, 03:42:15 am

Complains of ghosts

COMMITS SUICIDE

Oh god, this one got me. This whole damn fort.


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My cat is standing on the lumber

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Throw the corpse
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2012, 02:46:50 pm »
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Applies to any harmless small animal.
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