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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 55009 times)

bombzero

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #90 on: January 16, 2012, 04:44:05 pm »
Quote from: TomIrony on January 16, 2012, 03:51:17 pm

Rave about DF to friends
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"What the hell am I looking at?"

Relate mundane occurance in DF to friends
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"There's no way a game would have that much depth."


These two, always.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #91 on: January 16, 2012, 05:30:13 pm »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on January 16, 2012, 04:33:28 pm
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Caught playing DF at work
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Boss thinks you're compiling something
Every single time my family sees me playing DF they ask how I broke my computer.
To quote my friend upon first seeing DF;
"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!"
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #92 on: January 16, 2012, 07:01:01 pm »
I can run in this direction too


Get caught with DF on screen at work
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"It's defragmenting"

Made fun of for playing game that looks like line noise
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Pretend those 'g's are coworkers;
catch and throw them in pit with FB
that makes their faces melt off

Another 15 minutes to get farms built, then I'll go to sleep
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Seven hours later...

Get emoticons in text message
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Wonder why there are dorfs in my phone



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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #93 on: January 16, 2012, 10:33:37 pm »
Magma is flooding through the hallways
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Seal it off with a pinewood door.

Bored?
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MEGAPROJECT.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #94 on: January 16, 2012, 10:36:21 pm »
vile force of darkness has arrived.
 :D
GRAB THE WOOD
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I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #95 on: January 16, 2012, 10:56:04 pm »
Quote from: orius on January 14, 2012, 09:28:03 am
Though "weird" behavior really isn't much of distinction when talking about dorfs.
I'm going to sig this.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #96 on: January 16, 2012, 11:01:17 pm »
The Prisoners haven't been given water or food for a month.

Go talk to prisoners briefly, then start a party.
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Quote from: The_Fool76 on November 25, 2013, 02:40:39 pm
How did I miss the existence of this thread?
(Don't attempt to answer that.  Down that path lies ... well I was going to say madness but you all run towards madness as if it was made from chocolate and puppies.  Just forget I said anything.)

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #97 on: January 16, 2012, 11:03:05 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 16, 2012, 05:30:13 pm
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on January 16, 2012, 04:33:28 pm
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Caught playing DF at work
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Boss thinks you're compiling something
Every single time my family sees me playing DF they ask how I broke my computer.
To quote my friend upon first seeing DF;
"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!"

Sounds like they have played DF before, and were concerned for your sanity  :)
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Quote from: The_Fool76 on November 25, 2013, 02:40:39 pm
How did I miss the existence of this thread?
(Don't attempt to answer that.  Down that path lies ... well I was going to say madness but you all run towards madness as if it was made from chocolate and puppies.  Just forget I said anything.)

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #98 on: January 17, 2012, 01:16:17 am »
Punches an elephant to death
             
                ☺

Gets throat torn out by a honey badger
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #99 on: January 17, 2012, 01:59:14 am »
Quote from: Farmerbob on January 16, 2012, 11:03:05 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 16, 2012, 05:30:13 pm
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on January 16, 2012, 04:33:28 pm
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Caught playing DF at work
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Boss thinks you're compiling something
Every single time my family sees me playing DF they ask how I broke my computer.
To quote my friend upon first seeing DF;
"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!"

Sounds like they have played DF before, and were concerned for your sanity  :)
They fail to realize that the mere knowledge of Dwarf Fortress corrupts sanity. :P
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #100 on: January 17, 2012, 09:38:45 am »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on January 16, 2012, 04:33:28 pm
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Caught playing DF at work
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Boss thinks you're compiling something
Every single time my family sees me playing DF they ask how I broke my computer.
I've actually been looking through legends, when people see it they say "That looks bad..."
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #101 on: January 17, 2012, 09:49:57 am »
Quote from: TomIrony on January 16, 2012, 03:51:17 pm
Mine are of a slightly different flavor...

Caught playing DF at work
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Boss thinks you're compiling something

Hehe - I showed a Friend DF. He said, I quote: "Wow. Ive never seen so much coding at once! How did you get cmd to have multiple colors? Wait... Hows it moving?"
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #102 on: January 17, 2012, 10:45:46 am »
Quote from: Chilton on January 17, 2012, 09:49:57 am
Quote from: TomIrony on January 16, 2012, 03:51:17 pm
Mine are of a slightly different flavor...

Caught playing DF at work
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Boss thinks you're compiling something

Hehe - I showed a Friend DF. He said, I quote: "Wow. Ive never seen so much coding at once! How did you get cmd to have multiple colors? Wait... Hows it moving?"
"I call it 'The Matrix'."
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
Quote from: Loud Whispers
drowning babies everywhere o-o

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #103 on: January 17, 2012, 02:08:06 pm »
Quote from: jamesadelong on January 17, 2012, 01:59:14 am
They fail to realize that the mere knowledge of Dwarf Fortress corrupts sanity. :P

Sanity has been corrupted.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #104 on: January 17, 2012, 02:26:47 pm »
get stabbed in your little toe

wait untill they bring you to the doctor
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