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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 54999 times)

NobodyPro

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #75 on: January 13, 2012, 08:38:27 pm »
Complain of vermin AND thirst
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Urist cancels Drink: Hunting vermin for food

Burning to death
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Sudden urge for booze

Alt:
Burning to death
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Go to party
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Musashi

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2012, 09:09:22 am »
Never seen or touched a male in years
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GETS PREGNANT

Gets a cut, stays in hospital full of soap and wells
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IGNORED BY ALL DOCTORS AND DIES OF INFECTION

Forbids export of figurines
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PUNISHES THE ONLY IMPORTANT GUY OF THE FORT WHO'S NEVER SEEN A FIGURINE

Complains about crazy mayor
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ORGANIZES AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT AND ELECTS A CRAZIER ONE
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2012, 09:28:03 am »
Quote from: proxn_punkd on January 13, 2012, 06:12:33 pm
Was he still active as a military dorf? Hunters have an equipment "uniform" which conflicts with the army uniforms, resulting in weird behavior.

That might be it then.

Though "weird" behavior really isn't much of distinction when talking about dorfs.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #78 on: January 14, 2012, 05:32:33 pm »
Quote from: orius on January 14, 2012, 09:28:03 am

Though "weird" behavior really isn't much of distinction when talking about dorfs.

Yes its quite amazing how in most games, the statement "my people are acting weird" is answered by "its a bug"
in DF the statement "my dwarfs are acting wierd" is answered by "so are everyone else's.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #79 on: January 15, 2012, 01:00:39 am »
Quote from: MagmaSolutionsInc on January 13, 2012, 04:44:19 am
Wall self into construction
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Quietly die of thirst while others cancel jobs for kittens blocking path

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Siege weapon crew flees to goblins
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DESTROY THEIR EYEBALLS!
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #80 on: January 15, 2012, 02:18:14 am »
Assigned to military as last hope to destroy a rampaging forgotten beast

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Runs soon after getting pushed by said beast.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #81 on: January 15, 2012, 10:44:34 am »
Urist McFighter is struck in the leg, the severed part flies off in an arc!
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Grab his sock!
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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And then everyone melted.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #82 on: January 15, 2012, 01:19:44 pm »
You lose hold of the pig tail sock.

YOUR SEVERED LEG FLIES OFF IN AN ARC!
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #83 on: January 15, 2012, 02:22:02 pm »
Fights off Entire Siege on own
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Gets killed by Enraged Badger
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #84 on: January 15, 2012, 03:47:24 pm »
Entire family drowned in flood
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Comforted by waterfall


Climbing massive staircase
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Fall asleep


Fighting Bronze Colossus
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Bite it's head


Ordered to punish friend
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Beat him to death


Upset that you accidently killed someone
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Kill someone else!


Or, for Adventurer mode:

Nigh-invincible demi-god
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Killed by bogeyman


Travel in group
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Killed in sleep by kobold


And for 40d Adventurer mode:

Encounter a blind cyclops
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Throw beetles at it till it dies
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #85 on: January 16, 2012, 02:16:23 pm »
Complain about crappy solid-steel dining room
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RECEIVE MYSTERIOUS SOLID-STEEL LEVER


A vile force of darkness has arrived!
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Amxu O'Gobbo has melted x60


A vile force of darkness has arrived!
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Urist McVictimofpoorengineering has melted x120


Not enough sparkly crap in office?
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EMBARK ON KILLING SPREE


The dragon Derpy McFlammable has come!
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DERPY McFLAMMABLE CANCELS KILL FORTRESS: TAKING MAGMA BATH
(40d was awesome.)


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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #86 on: January 16, 2012, 02:24:35 pm »
One goblin left

Lasher kills fort
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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And then everyone melted.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #87 on: January 16, 2012, 03:17:34 pm »
Son brutally murdered and his corpse made into a cabinet
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The cabinet really ties the fort together

Commence task of engraving the tomb of a fallen hero
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Cover walls in pictures of goat cheese, socks and self-portraits

Crundle tears off arm
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Pick it up and beat him to death with it
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #88 on: January 16, 2012, 03:51:17 pm »
Mine are of a slightly different flavor...

Caught playing DF at work
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Boss thinks you're compiling something

Rave about DF to friends
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"What the hell am I looking at?"

Relate mundane occurance in DF to friends
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"There's no way a game would have that much depth."

Most in-depth game in history
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Incomprehensible UI

Best DF player in history
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Losing Fun still the only possible outcome
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #89 on: January 16, 2012, 04:33:28 pm »
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Caught playing DF at work
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Boss thinks you're compiling something
Every single time my family sees me playing DF they ask how I broke my computer.
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