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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 55002 times)

Garath

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #225 on: May 07, 2012, 07:15:02 am »
Quote from: Iapetus on May 07, 2012, 06:47:13 am
Broker requested at depot
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Prefers to fetch goods instead


Item hauling turned off on broker
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Goes for a drink


Broker finishes drink
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Time for lunch


Broker finishes lunch
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Time for bed


"Anyone can trade"
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Merchants have departed


Iapetus cancels play Dwarf Fortress
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Enraged by stupidity

player quit DF

couldn't deal with the game
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris
Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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And then everyone melted.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #226 on: May 07, 2012, 08:18:56 pm »
Has detailed information on every area of the world
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Embarks in an evil biome for ‼fun‼


Goblins annoy me
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Time to try to flood the entire world with magma, again
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #227 on: May 07, 2012, 08:22:50 pm »
50 of our best warriors burned to death in magma without a single kill to their name.
g

Next time, send 100 warriors.
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Quote from: Moogie on February 08, 2012, 06:23:42 am
Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
Quote from: SuicideJunkie on May 02, 2012, 11:47:40 pm
If you launch a wooden mine cart towards the ocean at a sufficient speed, you can have your entire dwarf sail away in an ark.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #228 on: May 07, 2012, 09:22:48 pm »
This has happened to me so many times...

Quote from: Iapetus on May 07, 2012, 06:47:13 am
Broker requested at depot
☺
Prefers to fetch goods instead


Item hauling turned off on broker
☺
Goes for a drink


Broker finishes drink
☺
Time for lunch


Broker finishes lunch
☺
Time for bed


"Anyone can trade"
☺
Merchants have departed


My contributions...

Build elaborate defense system to protect the fortress
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Gathering plants

An ambush! Curse them!
g
In the dining hall.

Need to mine channels in the brook
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...

Urist McBrewer cancels brew drink: Attend party
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Fort dies of dehydration
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 27, 2011, 11:31:15 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on January 27, 2011, 10:37:39 pm
You do remember that you've been farming gigantic wingless dragon-fish for profit and Fun, right?
This quote right here is the essence of DF.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #229 on: May 07, 2012, 10:27:04 pm »
One stockpile square holds one plump helmet seed
 :)
One cage square holds 50 dogs

There is nothing to catch in the pond
 :(
Gets caught by the carp

Undwarvenly and cruel to make children work
 :)
Carry babies into battle

Urist cancels collect webs
 :(
Webbed

Buy ten stacks of turtles*
@
*turtle shells sold separately

Magma flood!
 :)
Contain it with a wooden door

Drop migrants into spike pit
 :)
Give 42 hammerstrikes for vampire that ate peasant

Mod in more organs
 H
So I can remove them from goblins

Fall into a waterfall
 :)
Admire a lovely waterfall

Engrave myself engraving
 :)
In every room





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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #230 on: May 08, 2012, 01:43:59 am »
Build elaborate bridge/aqueduct/archers' tower

 :-[

Forget about farms
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Quote from: Moogie on February 08, 2012, 06:23:42 am
Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
Quote from: SuicideJunkie on May 02, 2012, 11:47:40 pm
If you launch a wooden mine cart towards the ocean at a sufficient speed, you can have your entire dwarf sail away in an ark.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #231 on: May 08, 2012, 01:56:03 am »
Professional Scientist
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Invents a new way to flood the world with magma faster and more effectively
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #232 on: May 08, 2012, 02:39:13 am »
Embark on a volcano with sand, flux and iron
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Lose fort to tantrum spiral
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Quote from: Moogie on February 08, 2012, 06:23:42 am
Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
Quote from: SuicideJunkie on May 02, 2012, 11:47:40 pm
If you launch a wooden mine cart towards the ocean at a sufficient speed, you can have your entire dwarf sail away in an ark.

Garath

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #233 on: May 08, 2012, 02:42:08 am »
Enraged by long training session
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spar when off duty



Broker needed, but on break
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Anyone can trade!
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris
Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
Quote from: Frogwarrior
And then everyone melted.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #234 on: May 26, 2012, 05:22:12 pm »
!!Entire fortress!!
 :)
Throw a party
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #235 on: May 26, 2012, 11:13:35 pm »
Clothes worn out
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BERSERKER RAGE
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #236 on: May 27, 2012, 04:13:39 am »
Minecart tracks connect fortress
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Beds too far, nap here.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #237 on: May 27, 2012, 04:49:43 am »
Build series of walls...
 :)
...starting with the only unsuppoted one.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #238 on: May 31, 2012, 12:44:21 pm »
Quote from: sjm9876 on May 27, 2012, 04:49:43 am
Build series of walls...
 :)
...starting with the only unsuppoted one.

the thing is: toady seems to want to 'fix' that. makes me a little sad, because it is part of the fun

anyways:

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« Last Edit: May 31, 2012, 12:48:34 pm by nopil3os »
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #239 on: May 31, 2012, 01:03:45 pm »
Flood the world with magma.
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Leave the gates open.
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