Is a legendary woodcutter
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on a map with no trees
ordered to build blocks at a masonry workshop with only obsidian nearby
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walks 10,000 steps to grab a piece of gabbro
Gives birth during combat
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uses baby as a shield
Baby dies because I used it as a shield
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go berserk and KILL ALL THE BABEEZ
(yo dawg i herd u liek memes)
Making charcoal for metalsmithing is too time-consuming
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spend several years building a system to flood the fortress with magma
*gets webbed*
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"I guess I better watch out for more we-"
*gets webbed*
*gets eaten*
Is told to engrave the fortress' history
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includes pictures of circles and squares
Takes duty to deliver justice with a hammer
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Waits until after wife is dead to go insane
Actually help the fortress by pulling the lever?
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Can't, I'm too busy nobling.
There's undead monsters outside the bottom of the tower?
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"OMG run awaaaaaaay"
My fellow dorfs are acting batschist insane?
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Well, yeah.
(older version one...)
Spends a year taking stock
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Strongest dorf in the fort
I'm going to murder all of these dorf at this new fort!
T
*retroactively dies*
My job is to train exotic, dangerous monsters.
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You can tell because I wear a thick stack of 15 capes and nothing else
Negotiates a deal at the depot once
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Officially becomes a broker
Butchered about 400 cows
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Still not a very good butcher
Makes metal ammunition in stacks of 25
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melts each bolt down individually
We need to make blocks of this specific material
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Lock the mason in a small room with only rocks and booze for a few months
Handrails?
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Who needs 'em?
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