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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 55081 times)

Ross Vernal

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #165 on: March 13, 2012, 10:01:34 pm »
Digs to Hell

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Grows strawberries in Hell
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Girlinhat

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #166 on: March 13, 2012, 10:01:43 pm »
30 armed guards on patrol
k
Steal a goblet anyways!

Sneak into fortress
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Kill lyemaker with silver dagger!

Dwarves open ceiling
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Thank them!
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GhostDwemer

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #167 on: March 14, 2012, 12:52:20 am »
Muh squad leader wurz jes killed by dem dwarfs in dat tower
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RUN PAST TOWER OFF OTHER SIDE OF MAP

Yarg! Imma ridin' on my cave croc!
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OOOPS, CAN'T SWIM

Haha, we got youz surrounded, solitary woodcutter!
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Fen

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #168 on: March 14, 2012, 02:19:33 am »


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Lordraymond

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #169 on: March 14, 2012, 03:31:28 am »
Goblin surprise attack, dozens of dwarves slowly bleeding out...

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #170 on: March 14, 2012, 03:43:09 am »
Train the dragon we brought from the elves,

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Discover what a dragon thinks of goblins the hard way.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #171 on: March 17, 2012, 03:24:31 pm »
Quote from: bombzero on February 06, 2012, 10:38:43 pm
yes that scene makes much more sense if you just presume the spartans are all tall dwarfs with a very deep well.
After reading the child care thread, I think you are right.
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SixOfSpades

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #172 on: March 17, 2012, 10:11:18 pm »
Boss gives you a piece of a cactus & tells
you to chop down an oak tree with it
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OKAY LET'S DO THIS


New mayor decides to rule with an iron fist
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FORBIDS EXPORT OF ADAMANTINE ITEMS
« Last Edit: March 17, 2012, 10:13:19 pm by SixOfSpades »
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #173 on: March 18, 2012, 12:16:27 am »
Fully stocked hospital
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Ignore Axe Lord's foot injury (or was it leg, I forget...)

Quote from: SixOfSpades on March 17, 2012, 10:11:18 pm
New mayor decides to rule with an iron fist
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FORBIDS EXPORT OF ADAMANTINE ITEMS[/center]
That one sounds like a keeper.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #174 on: March 18, 2012, 01:25:00 am »
Spend 5 months on break
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PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #175 on: March 18, 2012, 06:45:18 am »
Ancient vampire migrates to fort
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Elect as mayor
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #176 on: March 18, 2012, 05:01:07 pm »
Likes music
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EPIC LIMESTONE GUITAR TIME
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #177 on: March 19, 2012, 12:20:28 pm »
Doesn't realize every Dwarf can trade with appraisal as long as the broker has appraisal skill.
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Blames underlings.


Mind you, that's more about some people on this forum rather than about the actual Dwarfs.
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jaxler

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #178 on: March 19, 2012, 01:11:15 pm »
cut down wood
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interrupted by Urist mczombie's left finger
« Last Edit: April 08, 2012, 11:08:08 pm by jaxler »
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I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #179 on: April 08, 2012, 09:11:06 pm »
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