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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 55087 times)

Sus

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #150 on: February 03, 2012, 03:16:17 am »

My forts generally have only one entrance w/ multiple drawbridges, so...
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This just in:

Rough mudstone Bridge destroyed by Fath Olesmar, Peon
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Fath Olesmar, Peon has died after colliding with an obstacle.

^- Karmaic justice Ftw!  :D
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #151 on: February 03, 2012, 05:34:32 pm »



So I got the fort's resevoir filling up and what happens?  A stupid potash maker or something runs down there to clean and gets elf blood all over the place.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #152 on: February 03, 2012, 07:00:11 pm »

CARP
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I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #153 on: February 06, 2012, 11:39:51 am »

THE PERFECT EMBARK
Volcano with sealable entrance
Untamed wilds meets terrifying forest
Tiny aquifer
Dense forest
Grassy hilltop plateau
Gold, iron, marble, sand, fire clay, all close to the embark point
At war with the elves





CIVILIZATION HAS NO ANVILS
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #154 on: February 06, 2012, 01:08:16 pm »

Something I've been working on for a bit now. ^^

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #155 on: February 06, 2012, 03:20:15 pm »

Fighting goblin on cliff

Dodge off cliff and fall to death
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #156 on: February 06, 2012, 03:43:35 pm »

Fighting goblin on cliff

Dodge off cliff and fall to death

No-one was really kicked anywhere in the "THIS IS SPARTAAAAH!" -scene. It was just a dodge in the wrong direction.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #157 on: February 06, 2012, 03:56:26 pm »

No-one was really kicked anywhere in the "THIS IS SPARTAAAAH!" -scene. It was just a dodge in the wrong direction.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #158 on: February 06, 2012, 10:38:43 pm »

yes that scene makes much more sense if you just presume the spartans are all tall dwarfs with a very deep well.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #159 on: February 07, 2012, 01:32:11 am »

No-one was really kicked anywhere in the "THIS IS SPARTAAAAH!" -scene. It was just a dodge in the wrong direction.

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THIS. IS. MAGMA!!!

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #160 on: March 13, 2012, 09:26:00 pm »

Reposting myself from Reddit.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #161 on: March 13, 2012, 09:36:44 pm »

Reposting myself from Reddit.



lulz, now that's funny
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I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

“Ok, Neo ChosenUrist, before you is two levers. Pull the Kimberlite lever -- you wakeup in a random bed and have whatever thoughts you want to think. You pull the Bauxite lever -- you stay in the caverns and I show you how deep the adamantine hole goes.” - psalms

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #162 on: March 13, 2012, 09:42:00 pm »

Horde of zombie ravens approaches wagon

Settle here!

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #163 on: March 13, 2012, 09:42:49 pm »

Just let me grab this sock!



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Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #164 on: March 13, 2012, 09:46:50 pm »

STRIKE THE EARTH!
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I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

“Ok, Neo ChosenUrist, before you is two levers. Pull the Kimberlite lever -- you wakeup in a random bed and have whatever thoughts you want to think. You pull the Bauxite lever -- you stay in the caverns and I show you how deep the adamantine hole goes.” - psalms
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