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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 55053 times)

saltmummy626

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #120 on: January 23, 2012, 08:48:36 pm »

200 drinks in stock?
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #121 on: January 23, 2012, 11:29:16 pm »

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STRIKE THE ANYTHING
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #122 on: January 24, 2012, 12:19:57 am »

Gets inspiration for artifact sword
             


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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #123 on: January 24, 2012, 08:04:23 am »

Goes to bed

Gives birth in sleep and baby crawls away.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #124 on: January 24, 2012, 03:45:37 pm »

Inspired to make an artifact

A Sock!
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #125 on: January 24, 2012, 03:52:24 pm »

be hated by the entire fort and be sacrificed

go back as ghost and annoy them all until they bury you
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #126 on: January 24, 2012, 06:06:23 pm »

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #127 on: January 24, 2012, 07:43:30 pm »

Gets posessed and steals all of the metal



Makes a ring
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #128 on: January 25, 2012, 02:19:04 am »

Gets posessed and steals all of the metal



Makes a ring

I had a dwarf take a steel bar i bought from a caravan, the diamond i bought from a caravan, and one of my dwindling supply of flux stones.... to make a bracelet... fucking moods.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #129 on: January 25, 2012, 02:53:50 am »

Decides to name his beloved weapon



Names it "Pisssluts the Rape of Immortals"
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #130 on: January 25, 2012, 02:56:18 am »

Decides to name his beloved weapon



Names it "Pisssluts the Rape of Immortals"

Been there, facepalmed at that. In all seriousness, i love randomly generated names.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #131 on: January 25, 2012, 03:10:20 pm »

Becomes Axe Lord

Bites enemies to death
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #132 on: January 25, 2012, 07:04:39 pm »

Here's the latest bit of dorfiness to hit my fortress:



Yup, the shepherd dragged a stray ram off to the farmer's workshop and tried to milk it, and cancelled the job.  Said shepherd is female too -- you think she'd know better.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #133 on: January 25, 2012, 11:27:21 pm »

Game time in the children's playroom

THE FLOOR IS LAVA
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #134 on: January 26, 2012, 01:59:06 am »

Goes to battle the evil goblin horde of Incestmurder



Leaves armour and mace behind
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