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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 55051 times)

jaxler

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #105 on: January 17, 2012, 07:53:59 pm »
demon made of fire
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lets go pick up his corpse
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I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #106 on: January 17, 2012, 08:21:14 pm »
I'm at work trying to notlaugh aloud reading these :(. It's very hard
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #107 on: January 18, 2012, 03:50:15 pm »
A tame dragon lit the world on fire, incinerating it's tamer

dibs on his socks!
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris
Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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And then everyone melted.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #108 on: January 19, 2012, 04:20:41 am »
Welcome foreign diplomat

:)

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #109 on: January 19, 2012, 04:25:06 am »
Finish building goblet #399
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #110 on: January 19, 2012, 07:25:46 am »
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 19, 2014, 01:07:54 am
He stole an onion. Off with his head.
I wonder, what would they do if someone killed their king.
Inevitable, who cares. Now an onion...

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #111 on: January 19, 2012, 07:28:30 am »
Shoot Goblin in the mouth

bolt deflected by teeth
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris
Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
Quote from: Frogwarrior
And then everyone melted.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #112 on: January 23, 2012, 02:14:24 am »
A vile force of darkness arrives

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Goes outside for some sun.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #113 on: January 23, 2012, 02:50:31 am »
Spoiler: HFS (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on September 27, 2014, 03:39:33 pm
The worst part of all of this is that Shakerag won.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #114 on: January 23, 2012, 05:03:56 am »
I suggested this Freshdwarf one in Reddit and someone made it an image:

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Quote from: scrdest on July 19, 2014, 03:41:19 am
Quote from: shevtsov200 on July 19, 2014, 02:52:41 am
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 19, 2014, 01:07:54 am
He stole an onion. Off with his head.
I wonder, what would they do if someone killed their king.
Inevitable, who cares. Now an onion...

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #115 on: January 23, 2012, 07:45:21 am »
Broke a building a few years ago
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Gets punched through the head by newly assigned fortress guard





(seriously though, I was worried when I saw that urist mccraftdwarf got struck down. Apparenlty I have robocop in duty)
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #116 on: January 23, 2012, 10:31:21 am »
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« Reply #117 on: January 23, 2012, 11:07:00 am »
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Quote from: SRD on April 23, 2012, 01:34:11 am
Must've been a menacing wooden dildo trap.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #118 on: January 23, 2012, 12:09:21 pm »
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« Reply #119 on: January 23, 2012, 03:03:11 pm »
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Must've been a menacing wooden dildo trap.
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