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Loud Whispers

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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2012, 08:28:38 am »
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They need their head. And I'm being serious here, eye removal is a legit option :P
Contact syndromes caused by vapours are the most reliable way to cause eyeball melting, and this FB can do it :D
The nerve damage is a plus :))
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2012, 12:34:36 am »
Well, erm...

I really didn't know what to think when I encountered this... uh... big fellah.

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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2012, 01:06:49 am »
Quote from: Lord Dullard on January 14, 2012, 12:34:36 am
Well, erm...

I really didn't know what to think when I encountered this... uh... big fellah.

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:o

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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2012, 03:04:21 am »
Quote from: Lord Dullard on January 14, 2012, 12:34:36 am
Well, erm...

I really didn't know what to think when I encountered this... uh... big fellah.

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DF rng has a funny sense of humour :3
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2012, 01:44:43 pm »
Quote from: Lord Dullard on January 14, 2012, 12:34:36 am
Well, erm...

I really didn't know what to think when I encountered this... uh... big fellah.

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I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going....
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2012, 01:51:49 pm »
Quote from: Lord Dullard on January 14, 2012, 12:34:36 am
Well, erm...

I really didn't know what to think when I encountered this... uh... big fellah.

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send a squad of female nubile, possibly children for increased bait potential, and try to trap it in a room.

There never will be more defiling way to kill goblins ever...
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2012, 05:19:02 pm »
Oh...my GOD.

*runs to wall off her fort's caverns*
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2012, 07:32:53 pm »
Quote from: richieelias on September 10, 2012, 01:44:43 pm
Quote from: Lord Dullard on January 14, 2012, 12:34:36 am
Well, erm...

I really didn't know what to think when I encountered this... uh... big fellah.

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I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going....
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Quote from: Reasonableman on October 10, 2008, 06:18:33 am
The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?
You misspelled 'hilarious'

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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2012, 06:44:49 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 13, 2012, 01:51:19 am
Quote from: Vehudur on January 12, 2012, 08:17:33 pm
I have a FB blob made of native platinum with a poisonous dust that makes the victim's skin, eyes, mouth and lungs rot trapped in a hole in the middle of my second cavern layer.

Not sure what to do with it.

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I have a FB blob made of native platinum with a poisonous dust that makes the victim's skin, eyes, mouth and lungs rot trapped in a hole in the middle of my second cavern layer.

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victim's skin, eyes, mouth and lungs rot

Eyes. Remove the eyes, train super soldiers.

They might need their skin, though. And their lungs...
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2012, 06:58:54 am »
Quote from: Lord Dullard on January 14, 2012, 12:34:36 am
Well, erm...

I really didn't know what to think when I encountered this... uh... big fellah.

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Aiee! A giant trouser snake! Run, Urist, run like the wind! D:
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2012, 12:51:13 pm »
Quote from: imperium3 on September 13, 2012, 06:44:49 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 13, 2012, 01:51:19 am
Eyes. Remove the eyes, train super soldiers.
They might need their skin, though. And their lungs...
Eh, they function better without the skin, makes them immune to pain. However as of recently Dwarves now suffer from blindness when their eyes have been removed :(
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2012, 05:31:06 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 13, 2012, 12:51:13 pm
Quote from: imperium3 on September 13, 2012, 06:44:49 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 13, 2012, 01:51:19 am
Eyes. Remove the eyes, train super soldiers.
They might need their skin, though. And their lungs...
Eh, they function better without the skin, makes them immune to pain. However as of recently Dwarves now suffer from blindness when their eyes have been removed :(
This makes them less stupid.
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2012, 07:08:56 pm »
You did notice the part where their lungs rot away, right? You might get pain-free, less-stupid dwarves, but they won't be able to breathe. Having them keel over shortly after exposure somewhat defeats the purpose of having super warriors.
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2012, 07:50:04 pm »
Meh, we'll work that issue out by beta. Or !!scientists!! will start by seeing if rotten lungs allow one to breathe in magma, while !!chemists!! begin work on separating the compounds responsible for the various symptoms and separating them...

...Once we get new ones, the old scientists are dead. It probably has nothing to do with the glow emanating from the laboratory.
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Re: Another FB thread
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2012, 08:26:07 pm »
Oh boy. It menaces.  :p
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