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[The Minister]

Sweet!

Kitten tallow biscuits for all at the meet-up!

[suicidal_dorf]

But he's already adopted Toady... you monster...

[sneakey pete]

Reminds me of my manx cat when she was younger. Don't worry Toady, after about 10 years they become a lot more lethargic.

[martinuzz]

Is there a furless belly gene that only develops after the cat reaches maturity?  If so mine has it.

Furless belly gene? Never heard of... But... When cats reach maturity, a lot of people have them neutered (if male), or sterilized (if female), because there are enough stray kittens as it is..

When they return from being sterilized, yeah, they have quite a naked belly, from the operation.

You sure nobody catnapped ur cat for sterilizing purposes?

[Deon]

Congratulations with the upcoming birthday! I hope you pass it without moodz ").

Your beard is cool. I tried to grow a dwarven beard a few times but my wife always stops me from it with various methods.

[Greiger]

The "A Toady One the Great Production" in the game opening needs to have a little red "c" sitting on the wagon now.  Maybe chasing after some vermin or another and knocking over letters.

P.S. I was saving the happy birthday for your actual birthday but oh well, Happy Birthday Toady!  I hope your cake will be as delicious as mine looks!

[gumball135]

Awww. Kittens are so adorable. I hate cats, though... So big, and sneaky. Promise me you'll have it thrown into the magma pit once it reaches cathood, Toady. Promise me!

[Lear]

Awww. Kittens are so adorable. I hate cats, though... So big, and sneaky. Promise me you'll have it me thrown into the magma pit once it reaches cathood, Toady. Promise me!

Yeah I would ask for that too if I was afeared of a grown cat trying to hunt me down.

[PTTG??]

Don't blame me; it was going to happen one way or annother.

[Aldaris]

The "A Toady One the Great Production" in the game opening needs to have a little red "c" sitting on the wagon now.  Maybe chasing after some vermin or another and knocking over letters.

P.S. I was saving the happy birthday for your actual birthday but oh well, Happy Birthday Toady!  I hope your cake will be as delicious as mine looks!

Seconded.

Happy almost-birthday Toady One The Great!

[Poil]

Happy birthday!

[bombcar]

Friends have a cat with a pig-like tail. It's fun to watch him because when a normal cat's tail would sweep back and forth, his clenches.

[Pure_W]

Waa!

I missed it!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Xanares]

Haha PTTG?? nice one.

You are all wrong here though. The EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE was clearly a diversion; I fully expect cats to be tailless and have dragonbreath in future versions of DF now.

[Mechanoid]

in b4 posts by Toady about the cat killing things and leaving it on his bed, creating a smell, and driving him insane.
also in b4 the news report about a bearded man that threw himself into a nearby carp-filled river and drowned/eaten to death.

[also in b4 hundreds of cases of shootings, suicides, and property destruction springing up in a matter of hours after the news breaks]