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[MaximumZero]

What happened in the second-to-last panel? It looked like you just achieved a transcendent level of body odor or something.

I attained a meditative focus so high that it was willing to let me zen-teleport to somewhere on the current lot. The only problem with this is that I have to meditate a while beforehand, so it's really not going to help in the case of a fire. Awesome, but impractical.

Also, yes, the Haus is very smelly. That's what happens, though, when you have 8 dudes and 0 ladies.

[scriver]

Damn it! Two whole days wasted! Must TRAIN MOAR GUITAR and BE SEEN WITH CELEBRIETIESE.

[Heron TSG]

>Chess practice.
>Go do that life-opportunity-thing at the Stadium.

[MaximumZero]

>Chess practice.
>Go do that life-opportunity-thing at the Stadium.

That was actually Jopax.

[MonkeyHead]

The whole drinking lots and hitting on ladies is going well. Keep doing that. Also, do some chemistry, and if possible, drink the results. Preferably whilst already drunk.

[Heron TSG]

Opportunities:

Barbarossa: Get fatigued from working out twice, then report to the Stadium for !!SCIENCE!!
Jopax: Complete "The Complete Circuit". Work out using a stereo, go for a jog, and swim in a pool.
MonkeyHead: Gain a level in Athletics.

I'm confused, did he get two?

[Xanatos Jr.]

I got fame from annoying a chef? Cool.

>Invent zombiedeathrobot

>I must maintain my dominance over the Haus. I will learn this "Kung Fu" thing.

[MaximumZero]

Opportunities:

Barbarossa: Get fatigued from working out twice, then report to the Stadium for !!SCIENCE!!
Jopax: Complete "The Complete Circuit". Work out using a stereo, go for a jog, and swim in a pool.
MonkeyHead: Gain a level in Athletics.

I'm confused, did he get two?

No, but you completed yours. (As did he.)

[Max White]

Just trying to be a nice guy... 
Also, looking awesome in the white suit doing chemistry. Totally worth the spolsions! What sort of potions did I end up with?

[Yoink]

>More busking. Actually, you know, screw that: Just wander into the neighbors' yards and strike up a tune, rockin' out til they pay me to leave.
>Avoid my angry, angry housemates in the garden tending the plants.

[MaximumZero]

Just trying to be a nice guy... 
Also, looking awesome in the white suit doing chemistry. Totally worth the spolsions! What sort of potions did I end up with?

Nothing. All you did was blow yourself up once and refuse to go back to the bench.

[Korva]

Yay for updates! Including kitty updates. Poor stumpy-tailed little bugger, though. A cat without a proper tail is like a dwarf without beer.

Love this thread, I always get a laugh out of it.

[Kadzar]

Yay for updates! Including kitty updates. Poor stumpy-tailed little bugger, though. A cat without a proper tail is like a dwarf without beer.

What about Scamps? He doesn't have a tail.

[RedKing]

Just trying to be a nice guy... 
Also, looking awesome in the white suit doing chemistry. Totally worth the spolsions! What sort of potions did I end up with?

Nothing. All you did was blow yourself up once and refuse to go back to the bench.

Obviously he did not blow himself up enough. Go forth and self-detonate for SCIENCE!

[PyroDesu]

This looks fun as hell.

Screw it, I don't care if there is a massive waitlist, I'll join the queue.

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Name: Pyro Desu
Body: Pale, about 5'6" tall, about 225lbs.
Hair: Medium length dark brown
Face: Wide jaw, green/blue/gray eyes, wire-frame glasses, slightly ruddy, no beard
Clothes: Trenchcoat (black), boots (black), cargo pants (camo), button-down shirt(black)
Traits: Bookworm, Computer Whiz, Heavy Sleeper, Genius, Neuortic
Lifetime Wish: CEO of a Megacorperation