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[MaximumZero]

Actually, to be perfectly honest, I have no idea. I wasn't exactly overwhelmed by the amount, so I didn't bother to put it down. 

[Heron TSG]

>FATIGUE SELF.
>SCIENCE.

[Max White]

> Firstly, let's go talk to the mirror for a bit. Gotta get good at talking, so that we can convince those plants to grow!
> Now, go make them plants grow!

[scriver]

Ah! It seems I forgot to post an action again.

 >Band rrripping under threat of death by Yoink.
>I need MOAR FAME!

[Korva]

This is hilarious! Especially the failed tinkering and "I was having a naaap!" complaint. Thanks for posting.

Can we have a few updates on what the kitty is doing, too?

If this game is always this hilarious, I may have to get it.

[Xanatos Jr.]

>Buy me a private tinkering shack out behind the haus. And fish.

>Sciencemagic.

[MaximumZero]

Hey, just so everyone knows, everyone has over 5,000 Lifetime Reward Points.

[Yoink]

Hey, just so everyone knows, everyone has over 5,000 Lifetime Reward Points.

...Is it wrong that I scrolled all the way through that list with a very 'meh' feeling, then went "Oh wow, vomit machine! Hell yeah!" And then was very disappointed when I realised it was only for pets?
Most of the human items seem... Not cool. They just seem to lessen the !!FUN!! factor, in my opinion... I'm sure my fellow DF players will understand! Hardly Hungry looks kinda cool, though, and all bandmembers should get The Next Big Thing, and probably break the game entirely.

[MaximumZero]

Yoink: Help Max with the garden. Work on material for next gig.
Barbarossa: C'mon let's sweat.
Jopax: Cooking. Keyboard. Preferably not at the same time.
Max White: Lrn2Sp33k. Grow dem plants.
Scriver: Pimp out the band for more gigs. Seek fame and glory.
MonkeyHead: Mining and Drinking. The Dwarfiest pursuits.
Xanatos: Build a shack out back for !!SCIENCE!! and fish.

MZ: Build a pool.

Everyone else: Hope somebody drowns in a tragic game of drunken Marco Polo.

I don't know why it took me so long to compile this, but here it is. (Well, mostly homework and home life, but yeah. Here goes.)

[Yoink]

Hehe, for the record, I swim like a brick. ...What's that? No, waitlisters, I am not swimming laps around the pool!

[Darvi]

It's funny how the games with a low mortality rate tend to have long waitlists.

Oh wait. That's probably exactly why.

[Korbac]

I think you should put aging on, MaxZero. That way the waiting list will eventually whittle away. 

A fun to read let's play!

[MaximumZero]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

First thing's first. Breakfast.

I flip-a da pancake. Should I be cooking without a shirt on? My chest is liable to catch fire.

I make the pancakes, but a plate of waffles just sits there...mocking me. Curse you, waffles.

What IS it with you people and your damned waffles!?

Finally, MonkeyHead does something sensible.

Our cat spies something on the floor, and hopes Xanatos starts fishing soon.

The new pool! The Haus is now worth over $60k. Hooray, property value!

Xanatos' "Science Shed". I suppose if he burns that down, he won't kill us all.

MonkeyHead decides to test out the digging in the backyard.

Barbarossa and Scriver go for a dip in the new pool.

MonkeyHead decides to explore a cavern that he dug into. Unfortunately for him, it's going to be a long way down.

Look at the air Barbarossa gets when mounting the treadmill. He is graceful. Like a gazelle made of sticks.

Run, Stickman, run!

Yoink and Max White in the garden.

MonkeyHead emerges from the cavern looking like this. I'm not sure where he got the hair from. He came back with a Pink Diamond (which I put on the shelf for later,) a chunk of silver and a chunk of copper (which I immediately sent out for smelting.)

Jopax reads up on how to better his waffle making. Apparently, they're big in Belgium now. I'm sure it's just a fad.

Xanatos in his shed. He eventually makes another floor hygienator like the one in front of the treadmill.

WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO!?

Ah, well, it's easily fixed.

Dude, what are you...you know what? Go for it, man.

Our kitty decides to sleep on a chair. That, or it's going to sleep peacefully after eating it. Who knows with cats?

Would you guys STOP BREAKING THINGS, please?

Seriously, stop it. Also, why am I still in my Gi to fix the shower?

MonkeyHead goes to work. I'm beginning to suspect that that dude is not actually a SimHuman. Look at his eyes.

Yoink gets his rock on. I wasn't aware that that particular face was a rock face, but hey. Whatever works.

Jopax outflexing our game console.

There's that guy again! Xanatos gives him a knowing nod.

Jopax and Yoink jam. Yes, Jopax has shorts on.

How many times are you guys going to make that statue?

The statue is called "A Show of Force". How appropriate.

Max White learns to love the mirror.

Blah blah blah, blabbity blah blah. Charisma takes a long time.

MonkeyHead finally gets out of work. He has plans. Big plans.

Scriver has no such plans.

So he ambushes some local celebrities and starts chatting them up.

Oh, yeah. He's catching some eyes now. Go Scriver, you fame hog, you.

No Braveheart theme this time. You can't get a good battle cry going by yourself.

O...kay. So, apparently, hideous clothes and facial stars are acceptable for a bartender.

Apparently they are. Spine Reticulator, away!

Oh, yes. We will have that statue. It is precious. Myyyyyy precioussssss.

Scriver decides that one star celebs aren't worth talking to, so he changes up and shoots for a three star. There's even stars on her face!

Fame Acquired. Not enough to go up a level, mind you, but he's getting close now.

Aren't shoes a part of the dress code at this club? Apparently not.

I love his face here. Shake your groove thang, MonkeyHead.

And dodge those lasers! Woo!

Scriver knows that cats enjoy brushing. Perhaps that cat can help him become more famous. Who knows what secrets cats hold?

People begin to sit down to dinner, but Jopax decides that he can make his own.

He also makes some not-waffles. He flip-a da pancake!

Pancakes are the manliest food of all.

Yoink decides to help out with the laundry. There's a lot of it to do.

ATTAAAAAAAAACK!

After laundry, Yoink finally sits down to dinner. Everyone else is in bed.

Lights out, men! Another successful day in the Haus.

Also, one of our forumites has a fan. Video.

[MonkeyHead]

This continues to get more mental. Sim Me is some kind of god... and the fishing in the swimming pool had me crying hysterics into my laptop.

Drinking and Kung - Fu tomorrow please.

[MaximumZero]

What'd you think of the video?