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[Yoink]

>I'll have to do something with that bare front yard. How about some trees? I don't care where in the world we are or what climate we're in, I'm gonna plant some eucalypts!!
>With that done, it'll be time to relax surfing the B12 forums and playing DF on one of the computers.

I just knew the game wouldn't have hair as messy as mine! They never do!
But yeah, Sims games are hilarious enough normally, and with members of the forums as characters and MZ's great commentary things get even funnier! I actually laughed out loud several times. Also, I seem to be dreaming about... A space rocket? Damn, I just have to get this game.

[scriver]

Hehe, this was great. Hilarity ensues! Did you ever set it up so Pathos haunts the place, by the way?

> Get half-time job at Bookstore (Buckington's Antiquariate and House of Lost Dreams!), or Cemetary if there is a chance of refusal.
> Start Converse-Club with my fellow Conversaries! First Meeting: Celebrate our Converseness, order pizza, and compare shoes. Feet-shots is a must!

[Jopax]

-Play with the kittens, get them to trust me, we cannot allow them to get corrupted by the rest of the inhabitants of the haus!
-Work out, we cannot afford to be the underdog here!

[Max White]

> Continue global warfare drama expressed in black and white playing pieces with bitter ancient rival.
> Paint blueprints of area 51 complex on wooden painting frame.

[MonkeyHead]

I seem mostly naked most of the time. This I approve of highly.

Anyway.

Today there will be hacking. Then some chess.

[RedKing]

Oh lord, I shouldn't have browsed the update while eating lunch. 


I think this was my favorite:

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"YOU! Admit it, you're actually a bloodsucking llama!!"

[MonkeyHead]

Sitting in my underpants discussing the evils of dishwashers was my personal fave so far...

[Darvi]

Sitting in my underpants

ARGH BRAIN STOP BEING SO STUPID.

[MaximumZero]

Scriver: Werk at the bookstore for some much needed money. He will use that money to buy pizza and canvas shoes. Talk about love of canvas shoes with people.
Max White: Play the side of Germany in Barbarossa's wargames, paint a pretty princess. Who is also an alien. I'm not saying it was aliens...
MonkeyHead: Hack into the Haus' manifesto and make himself look better on paper. Checkmate someone using only 12 pawns.
Jopax: Continue the quest to obtain a kitteh. Work out, so that he can beat up Xanatos later.
Barbarossa TSG: Learn the Knights Gambit, Listen to "Eye of the Tiger" whilst on the treadmill. Possibly make a speech about the beaches of Normandy.
Xanatos Jr.: Work the graveyard shift. Buy some books, for !!SCIENCE!!
Yoink: Yoink demands trees for the front yard. Attempt to perform video-game-ception by playing a game within a game within a game.

MaximumZero: Keep the Haus from burning down. Fix that damned computer.

RedKing, Spoony: Watch Anxiously.

BTW, no, there is no Pathos. I didn't know him all that well, and I'm sure that there will be plenty of ghosts later on. Also, I'm glad to know that the humor actually works a little bit. I'll probably kick it up a notch in the next installments.

[scriver]

Nu! I du net say "werk", I say werk! Why ere yu making fun uf my prenynciatien!

Also the Converse Canvas Club is only for us people who wear Canvas shoes. Also guy in brown ordinary-shoes. Brown ordinary-shoes is suitably Indie when worn by young people.

[A Spoony Bard]

I'll admit, I loled when MaximumZero prepared dinner, and everyone ate cold waffles instead...

[MaximumZero]

Ungrateful bastards! *shakes his fist*

Uh, I mean...ungrateful bastards! *fist shake*

Anyway, I'm going to give this a couple hours, and if Xanatos hasn't posted his actions, we move on. I messaged him earlier.

[Xanatos Jr.]

Graveyard job.

Obtain science books.

[MaximumZero]

Turn running, awaaaaay!

[Max White]

*Sits on floor, looking up at story telling man with glee*