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[MonkeyHead]

Play some computer games, eat even if I am not hungry, and then some chess.

TREADMILL x3!

[Jopax]

-Read something

-Try and obtain a cat

-Try and help Max in the kitchen

[Max White]

-Try and help Max in the kitchen

Oh you... 

[Jopax]

I expect hillarity and horrible burns.

[RedKing]

Okay, put me on the waiting list:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name (First, Last): Red King (what? it's a perfectly plausible name)
Body (skin color, weight, etc): Caucasian, slender, tall
Hair: Dark, short and neat.
Face: Long face, prominent chin, glasses, epic evil beard/goatee
Clothes: Formal
Traits: Genius, Adventurous, Computer Whiz, Hydrophobic, Mean Spirited
Lifetime Wish: International Super Spy
Sign: Scorpio
Other: Favorites - Grey/Dim Sum/Chinese

Now to watch eagerly and root for someone to die. 

[MaximumZero]

As soon as Yoink posts his actions, we'll be ready to roll.

[A Spoony Bard]

I'd like to join of the waiting list, also.
Name (First, Last): Spoony, Bard
Body (skin color, weight, etc): Thin, Not very much muscle, pale.
Hair: Long blond hair.
Face: Tall ears? I dunno, but he doesn't have a beard
Clothes: A long coat with a wood pattern on it.
Traits: Virtuoso, Loves the Outdoors, Cat Person, Technophobe, Neurotic
Lifetime Wish: Rock Star
Other:
His favorites are Autumn Salad, Indie Music, and Spice Brown
I feel like I just made some shut-in, elfy version of Fabio.
Also, this.

[Yoink]

>Read a book for a while.
>Awkwardly initiate conversation with a housemate.
>Play the guitar... Maybe some slow blues.

[MaximumZero]

Running the day nao!

Turn 1:

Scriver: Make coffee, change shoes, play guitar (in an indie way).
Max White: Play chess, Sculpt something, Cook a FANTASTIC meal.
MonkeyHead: Run. On. The treadmill.
Jopax: Read something, Try and obtain a cat, Try and help Max in the kitchen
Barbarossa TSG: Play chess, Treadmill it up, HAXXORZ
Xanatos Jr.: Read a book, Talk to self out loud about raising an army of undead, insult someone.
Yoink: Read a book, Awkwardly initiate conversation with a housemate, Play dem blues.

[MaximumZero]

Spoiler: Day 1 at the Halfway Haus! (click to show/hide)

Scriver decides that something just isn't right.

He needs new shoes!

Barbarossa feels hesitant about being around so many people.

Scriver decides that some coffee is in order.

The living room is a-bustle with activity.

LAN Party! (No, not really.)

Jopax knows that 50's sitcoms are the best TV imaginable.

Yoink grooms himself in the dark.

Scriver plinks and plunks at the guitar, just like on that video game! Yoink seems oddly okay with the noises he is making.

As does Jopax.

Barbarossa and Max White engage in a battle of the minds! This will be one for the ages!

MonkeyHead and Jopax discuss the merits of squid over Scriver's increasingly somewhat competent guitar noises. (I missed the speech bubble. Rats.)

Barbarossa graciously accepts defeat.

Xanatos thinks about a way to make himself leader of an undead army.

Max White sculpts something. A manly something.

Meanwhile, Jopax finds a kitteh!

Max White is angry that no one will throw a birthday party for his new statue friend.

He then decides that it is lunch time at 3pm.

The mixer is nice, but by hand is the best way to do things.

3pm is the best time for waffles.

Barbar sneak attacks Jopax.

Sneak attack!? THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAA!

Max White's waffles turn out pretty nice.

MonkeyHead decides to hop on the treadmill. Next time, he knows to just step. And not to turn it on first.

Barbar decides to put his hacking skills to the test.

This looks promising.

This...not so much.

Scriver informs Xanatos that there are, in fact, computers in this house! How cool is that?

Max White yells at...

...no one in particular.

Yoink readies himself for the inevitable mental onslaught that this house will provide.

Jopax sits down with a nice romance novel.

MonkeyHead is getting better on that treadmill.

ANOTHER KITTEH! Kitties love lasers. They are, after all, all evil geniuses.

Barbar gets the computer blown up by anti-hackers. (Yes, this really happened.) Thankfully, I'm there to supervise.

And immediately get to work fixing the computer.

Barbar decides to try out the treadmill.

You'd think he'd be better at this...

Meanwhile, Xanatos tells Jopax that...uh...something to do with a llama.

Yoink jumps in, and drops a bombshell about nuclear physics that blows Xanatos' mind.

As he continues, Xanatos is staggered. Jopax is skeptical.

MonkeyHead feels a draft.

I escape to take out the garbage, and get some peace and quiet for a second.

I shouldn't have, because Xanatos immediately starts screaming at Jopax to beg for mercy.

That doesn't look like a friendly hug.

Ding ding! Round 1!

Xanatos slaps on a headlock...

...and emerges victorious!

These two chuckleheads decide to commentate the fight over some cold waffles.

Yoink plays dem blues for MonkeyHead.

I make dinner.

Barbar decides that the last plate of waffles still looks pretty good, and we chat over food.

MonkeyHead and Jopax dislike the dishwasher for some reason. Perhaps they prefer to wash them by hand?

Yoink joins them, and the three of them have a spirited discussion.

After that, it's lights out.

Attention players: From here on out, I'm limiting everyone to two actions a day. I was scrambling there at the end to get it all done.

[Max White]

Can we get an extra action if it can be done while in buy mode?

[MaximumZero]

Can we get an extra action if it can be done while in buy mode?

Sure. I have a little bit of money to upgrade the things in the haus with.

[Max White]

Not what I meant...

> Move statue of Kael onto front lawn for the neighbours to see.

[MaximumZero]

That's fine, too.

[Heron TSG]

>CHESS.
>RUN.

NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!