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[Jervous]

Heard this on the radio today

[Solifuge]

Pitty... sounds like a slightly unhinged individual, who probably needs a psychiatrist rather than a prison sentence. Chalk another one up for smoking the reefer, I suppose.

[ChairmanPoo]

Noo, not Bezow....

Funniest criminal for a while :/

TBH he's not much of a criminal. He was arrested for being a pothead.

[Powder Miner]

A pothead with a knife.

He didn't stab anyone, but...

[Flying Dice]

You gotta watch those potheads, man. You piss one off and POW!- he continues to sit on the couch.

[Powder Miner]

Oh god, not the couch!

B-but what if gets up to buy some pot and then sits back down?!

Still though having a weapon illegally is generally illegal for a reason.

[Loud Whispers]

I don't know, some people just find weapons threatening. I know right! Weapons being threatening! How preposterous!

[ChairmanPoo]

What kind of knife did he have? For all we know it was just a pocket knife he lugged around as a tool. Did he pull it out, or did they assume that since he carried it on his person it was intended as a weapon?

[SirAaronIII]

Now if it was one of those huge machetes or something, then I guess they'd have a reason to be alarmed.

I love his beard though.

[justinlee999]

Oh god, not the couch!

B-but what if gets up to buy some pot and then sits back down?!

Still though having a weapon illegally is generally illegal for a reason.

Yeah, just like living illegally.

[DJ]

I carry a knife whenever I go for a walk through the woods, I guess I'm a hardened criminals.

[MonkeyHead]

Context man. You might need one in the woods for getting a stone out of a horses hoof or something. Hanging around in suburbia stoned off your ass busy doing diamond normally doesnt require and edged device.

[DJ]

I wouldn't carry a Bowie knife in suburbia, but a Swiss army knife could come in handy for all sorts of things that might pop up.

[Reudh]

I carry a small pocket knife only when I'm out hiking, as it *could* come in handy if I get lost.

[kaenneth]

 Diamond is when you prove how hard you are by attempting to stab yourself with large knives.

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OK, I made that up.