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FourierSeries

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2012, 04:42:28 pm »

You did make this an all female squad, yes?
 :D

Tell me you did.
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I don't think losing guts actually kills you, you just throw up and pass out and bleed to death.
This was supposed to be a cool upgrade. All I got was more hostile zombies.

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2012, 05:43:18 pm »

I'm working on it right now. They will wear chestplates with nothing underneath. Then their busts will be truly spread.
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Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2012, 05:50:57 pm »

I had a squad known as the Violent Bells once ... I of course only put female dwarves into it.
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2012, 10:17:09 pm »

But my Gorerape is the best Gorerape.

What's worse is that this is what it looks like taken out of context.

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2012, 10:30:22 pm »

Isn't it, though? Of course, I'm still sure that my Gorerape is the best. No matter what context it's used in.

...That doesn't sound too creepy, does it?

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2012, 10:35:01 pm »

I'm still sure that my Gorerape is the best.

my Gorerape is the best.

No matter what context it's used in.

...That doesn't sound too creepy, does it?

Nope :d

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2012, 10:39:47 pm »

Good to know. Not being the best at things is one thing I'm not very good at.

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« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2012, 10:53:56 pm »

Good to know. Not being the best at things is one thing I'm not very good at.

Don't you hate that? :/

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« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2012, 11:17:20 pm »




I think this is a more appropriate reaction to the squad name.
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Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2012, 04:50:00 am »

I started a new game, right? And while embarking, I noticed all the dwarves are she's, no blokes at all. Okay I thought, I wanted to do something funny with this embark anyway, as if they were running away from the mountainhome as outcasts or something, so I made them all ambushers.

So I start the game and put the 7 female dwarves in a squad. And this squad is named:
The free dyes

Of course... it's obvious... there is a 'k' missing in "dyes"  :D
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« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2012, 08:39:40 am »

I dunno, I had a squad named "The Excited Palms" or something to that effect.   Or maybe it was 'lubricated'..
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2012, 11:32:28 pm »

Um.



Do I sense a pattern here?
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King DZA

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2012, 11:58:42 pm »

Well I sure as hell don't wanna visit your caverns.

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« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2012, 01:27:26 am »

I had a forgotten beast in my current fort named Sodor Snotfiend the Deceiver of Crotches...
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« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2012, 01:30:23 am »

I had a forgotten beast in my current fort named Sodor Snotfiend the Deceiver of Crotches...
You don't happen to still have the description of said (better off) forgotten beasty, do you?
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Quote from: Haspen
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"
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