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[Pnx]

Any other ideas apart from "maybe fix the hole"?

[Reudh]

Go spelunking in the catacombs. You can find some interesting things there.

[Stone Wera]

Go to the park on your next day off and flirt with anything that moves.

And perhaps buy a cheap TV.

[Pnx]

And perhaps buy a cheap TV.

Should we sell a second wall to go with our second TV?

[Svarte Troner]

flirt with anything that moves.

Oh God. Do it.

[Fniff]

Maybe get a bike so the creepy guy goes away?

[NRDL]

flirt with anything that moves.

Oh God. Do it.

Yes. 

[MaximumZero]

Maybe get a bike so the creepy guy goes away?

He won't. He'll just sit outside the house, honking his horn like an idiot until he's late for work and "leaves you behind". I second the sudden onset of amorous intentions, and also the catacomb spelunking.

[Pnx]

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Maybe get a bike so the creepy guy goes away?

BIKE GET

You have no clue how a bike is supposed to war away stalkers with free rides, but it was something to buy with all that cash that was burning a hole in your pocket.


You admire your new bike, then have some ice cream, feed the Kat, and head to bed.


Something tells you that it will soon be a week since you got the Kat, and that somehow gives you the urge to buy a cake. Maybe this is just your subconscious desire to eat cake jumping on this excuse, for some reason it seems to have been telling you to eat lots of sugary foods recently...

...

Maybe you've become diabetic or something? Either way, you're pretty sure you're going to be celebrating this occasion by eating a cake.

More to come.

[Pnx]

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You wake up, have a bath and while you're in the bath, guess who shows up.

Looks like the bike ward has failed, does this guy not take a hint? Ugh, fine you'll take the ride.


And hey, you get to go to work in these spiffy pyjamas now.

Work is pretty dull, you collect bedpans, you clean bedpans.

The monotony gets broken up pretty quickly.

Towards the end of the day an emergency breaks, you're in the middle of a ward when a man in bloodstained pyjamas bursts through the door and says, "Quick, is there an organ donor in the room?"

You know just what to do.

Yet more to come.

[Stone Wera]

I'm liking the bite sized updates. It should provide much more versatility in the future.

On an unrelated note, this thread has now reached one hundred posts. Yay.

[Pnx]

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You are now briefly Kat. You have grown fond of this strange blonde haired human that has spent more time with you than any other human over most of the last week. Not that you've seen any other humans apart from him and the strange woman that brought you here. You are attempting to devise a method of communicating with him by way of colours and sounds. He responds with gestures and noises of his own, you think you are beginning to break down the communications barrier.


You are now Jack again. You have just finished doing a fine job donating your mucus.


A kindly old lady stops you and shakes your hand, she says that without you her son may never have been able to smell anything ever again. You say that she shouldn't be thanking you, but the courageous vets that made the transplant possible.
She stares at you blankly for a while.

Suddenly a voice in your subconscious drags you off somewhere, you excuse yourself saying that you have to...

Go spelunking in the catacombs. You can find some interesting things there.

Go adventure in the catacombs but you tell her er...

flirt with anything that moves.

Oh God. Do it.

Yes. 

I second the sudden onset of amorous intentions, and also the catacomb spelunking.

You tell her you hope she'll be at the park sometimes tomorrow, *wink* *wink*.

She gives you a strange look as bicycle away into the distance in your pyjamas.


Time to get this adventure started.


You head right.


Things seem to be going alright.


You descend on foot.


MYSTERIOUS MR. GNOME GET

...

You have no idea what this thing is or why you picked it up.

Time to head home though, it's pretty late.

[Pnx]

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While on the way home from the graveyard to suddenly notice something.


That wall looks awfully familiar, you swear you've seen it somewhere before, it seems to be concealing something.


Hmmm it's some kind of small hut, nobody seems to be home though. Guess you should just get home to check up on the Kat.


You have the strangest sense of unease, as if you've stumbled upon something with a profound significance that will yet be revealed.


You have a quick snack on some ice cream, put the Kat in its crib, then go to sleep, you're exhausted, it's been a busy day!

Now there's just one order of business to be cleared up for tomorrow, what shall Mysterious Mr. Gnome's name be?

[Reudh]

Pnx.

[ShoesandHats]

G-Gnome

>Jack: Investigate hut. Flirt with anything inside.