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[Svarte Troner]

Jack should buy a birthday cake and have a birthday for the cat.

[NobodyPro]

You sold Bashestur the Gnome!

[NRDL]

Jack should buy a birthday cake and have a birthday for the cat.

[MaximumZero]

You sold Bashestur the Gnome!

There are always more to be found. So. Many. Gnomes!

[Korbac]

There's too many gnomes on the grass lawn (too many gnomes!)

[Pnx]

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So you decide to try this cake thing out.

It looks pretty need you stick a couple of candles on there and...

And manage to coerce the Kat to blow them out.

Then you have a slice of cake...

And watch some TV.


The Kat joins you...

Wait, what?


When did it get so big? Did it have some kind of growth spurt while your back was turned?


It seems to have eaten some cake. Maybe cake acts as some kind of catalyst? Maybe it's like a gremlin from those movies.


It is now talking.

It is now talking about cake.

This is so freaky, are you going to need a net to catch all the little Kat's when it splits as a part of its reproductive cycle?

Wait, it wants to give you a hug.



...

You know, this is actually kinda cool. Maybe you'll buy it another cake next week and see what happens then.

You're really tired, so you decide to go to bed. The Kat says it can take care of itself.


Zzzzz


You are now the Kat, you have just bathed yourself, and stuck some shoes and pants on because... well... this is something you're having a lot of trouble coming to grips with, but you think you might ACTUALLY BE A HUMAN BEING!!!!

It's honestly just crazy, but you think it might be true. Frankly all this stuff may have made you KINDA NEUROTIC.

Anyway, you LIKE GHOSTS, LOVE ZOMBIES, and ADORE NUCLEAR WAR. One day you hope to find a way to combine those things, maybe by turning everybody into ghosts with some kind of nuclear zombie virus.

Right now you want to learn some logic, because your surrogate mother has none, and you want a telescope so you can see the stars you one day hope to own... or bring raining down on people's heads or whatever. You've only had a brief window in which to experience all things human, but already YOU THINK THAT ASTROLOGY THING IS PRETTY STUPID.

Anyway, there's plans to be made.

What should you do?

[Cicero]

Go on an adventure to a nearby graveyard and meet some unfriendly ghosts.

[MaximumZero]

Use the AutoSalesman to get yourself a decent bed, Kat. That way you don't have to sleep with your idiot handler.

[Svarte Troner]

>Jack: Grow a unibrow first thing in the morning.

[Pnx]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You start off by putting away the cake, something that delicious deserves to be preserved.

Go on an adventure to a nearby graveyard and meet some unfriendly ghosts.

You mean...

Outside...?

There are law enforcement officials out there, you're a little afraid of police officers.

Use the AutoSalesman to get yourself a decent bed, Kat. That way you don't have to sleep with your idiot handler.

But you already have a-

Hang on.

You already have a bed, and there is most certainly no cage of any form in that room.

You know, it's almost as if this house was furnished with a small creature like yourself in mind.

[Thexor]

It's honestly just crazy, but you think it might be true. Frankly all this stuff may have made you KINDA NEUROTIC.

Anyway, you LIKE GHOSTS, LOVE ZOMBIES, and ADORE NUCLEAR WAR. One day you hope to find a way to combine those things, maybe by turning everybody into ghosts with some kind of nuclear zombie virus.

Aww, our little... thing... grew up! And look, its childhood experiences have affected its personality!

Anyone else proud of the neurotic conspiracy theorist we've raised?