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[Loud Whispers]

>Damso, walk it off, it's just a flesh wound. (Attempt to gain hit points )


Also, Oh. OH. No... Yes?

[Taricus]

>Amxu: Attempt to get Urist to give you the elf's trousers.

[Armok]

> Amxu: show how goblins do seduction.

[Denzi]

Casi: Believe Damso's speech and comment on how much you approve of Urist and Amxu's new relationship.

[Yoink]

Amxu Respect Points: -47.

Casi: Believe Damso's speech and comment on how much you approve of Urist and Amxu's new relationship.

This, and also >Casi: Choose this supremely tolerant moment to come out of the closet.

>Urist: Constantly taunt the elf from then on, showing your collection of terrible jokes from the mountainhomes. Also, look for an opportunity to shove Casi into the bush by the cave entrance... At least once you've got the bloody goblin off of you.

[Phantom of The Library]

>Casi: Wonder where everyone went, head deeper into the cave to find them.

[King_of_the_weasels]

>Casi: Wonder where everyone went, head deeper into the cave to find them.

This, after the lamenting.  Ignoring the speech since you obviously don't know there outside.

[The Fool]

>Casi: Wonder where everyone went, head deeper into the cave to find them.

This, after the lamenting.  Ignoring the speech since you obviously don't know their outside.

This.

[Devling]

Axmu: Realize that these guys amount to your slave owners, and that they "care" enough about you to chase you down when your run away.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Amxu: Fashion dead bear pelt into a crude (and bloody) sock. Give sock to Urist as a courting gesture. You're pretty sure that's how dwarves court, right?

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Amxu: Fashion dead bear pelt into a crude (and bloody) sock. Give sock to Urist as a courting gesture. You're pretty sure that's how dwarves court, right?

Heh this.

[Sirus]

Amxu: Fashion dead bear pelt into a crude (and bloody) sock. Give sock to Urist as a courting gesture. You're pretty sure that's how dwarves court, right?

YES.

[MaximumZero]

This is utterly amazing.

Urist: Snatch your beard from the evil clutches of the goblin.

[Robocorn]

Turn 6

"Couldn't be arsed"- Dastot Fistboat

Urist-> Bring Amxu back with you, friendly-like

>Damso, walk it off, it's just a flesh wound. (Attempt to gain hit points )

>Amxu: Attempt to get Urist to give you the elf's trousers.

Casi: They have abandoned you. lament.

Urist: -1
Urist is unable to pry off the goblin clinging to his back.

"Let off me Amxu! Your breath smells like a dog's and your touch sickens me."

"You can't keep up that act now, Urist. You dwarves have always been like big drunken children to me
and now I'm free to care for you. It's beautiful innit?"

"And so..."

"Don't even start, Damso."

"...the dwarf finally felt the maternal love he always needed from
the goblin prisoner who he always thought was his enemy"

"He's right isn't he? I've always been a mommy to you. By the way, it's getting
a little drafty, you think you could gett mommy Amxu that elves trousers?"

"I have a mother! She's a carpenter back in Hammerrock."

"So she handles a lot of wood?"

"I always thought dwarven carpenters worked with giant purple mushrooms."

"The both of you better watch out because soon I'll have my axe back and won't be
taking any of your backtalk"

Casi: -1
Casi feels dejected by his abandonment at the hands of his colleagues.
He wanders further in the cave.

>Casi: Wonder where everyone went, head deeper into the cave to find them.

 

Amxu: Fashion dead bear pelt into a crude (and bloody) sock. Give sock to Urist as a courting gesture. You're pretty sure that's how dwarves court, right?

Casi: +1
Casi musters all his strength and ventures ahead into the dark cave.
It seems to terminate immediately after the bear. He pauses as he hears something coming.

"All this imagery associated with your mother Urist. Are you sure there aren't some Oedipal urges on your end?"

"I hate you"

"Oi, so harsh, Urist. I'll make you something nice and maybe you'll open up your true feelings"

Amxu: +1
Amxu runs ahead in the cave.

Urist grabs his sword and gives chase.

"Urist, I can't go in any farther, it's too dark.
Can you get my sword for me?"

"Bite me, human."

Amxu: -1
Amxu rushes into the cavern and uses a handily placed sword to begin rending the skin of the bear, in hopes
of producing wearable socks. She is not doing a very good job.

Casi: +1
Two red points of hellfire rush towards him in the dark. Hot blood spatter his face and the clanking of blades is heard
Casi tries hard to maintain his courage, it's just like his dream that the druid warned him about. The dream where
 he could either die a hero or forever flee an outcast, the dream...

"Hey, Casi. How long have you been awake? Do you have any extra trousers? It's getting a bit chilly out here."

"What are you doing you daft goblin?"

"Making socks for you, night's coming, it's getting cold."

"Urist, do you see my sword anywhere?"

"Yeah, Amxu has it"

"Take it from her, that is a legendary sword that I the night of crowding used to
slay over a quarter dozen fiendish wolves! It's not for goblins!"

"Can't, she's making socks with it"

"Grrr!"

Team Synergy -1

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Is it just me or is there a stone door there after the woodedn one.