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[lopocozo]

> Urist: Kill the bear!
> Caso: Drag Damso away.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Urist: Fall asleep.

[Robocorn]

Turn 4

"Never send a man to do a dwarf's job"-Stukos Boulderplaited

>Everyone: Awkwardly stand around waiting to see if he gets up.

>Damso: Moan piteously, begging for help from your kind, brave companions...

Damso covers beneath a roaring bear covered in his own blood.

Casi, Urist, and Amxu stand in awkward silence.

...

"Ahem!"

"Uh...Uh"

>Casi: Convince Urist to drag him(Damso) out before, uh, more bad things happen. And then have an anxiety attack. [/b]

> Urist: Sigh, and prepare for battle

>Amxu: Grab own leash that stupid elf dropped. Taunt both Damso and the bear.

Casi: 1
Casi meekly asks Urist to intervene on Damso's behalf.

"Uh...Urist don't you think you should help?"

"Agh, fine. I guess I should do something.
watch the green bitch while I take care of Damso."

Urist: +2
Urist quickens his pace towards Damso and readies his axe.

Amxu taunts both Damso and the Bear.

"Oi, fighter boy! Having trouble seeing the huge blinking bear right in front of you?!
How about know that he's introduced himself?!
That bear must have not heard that you are what you eat or he
wouldn't be in such a hurry to be a reckless git!"

> Urist: Kill the bear!

> Amxu: get ye freedom!

Urist: +4
Ursit's axe embeds itself deep within the bears brain, killing it instantly.

"There, that settles that."

"Buh-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu..."

Amxu: 2
Amxu takes advantage of this opportunity to leave.
"So long pinkskins, heh heh."

>Damso: While being dragged away chastise the bear for not adhering to the rules of honorable combat

>Casi:...And then have an anxiety attack.

"Get your hands off me Urist!
only the ladies get to tough the night of crowding."

"Yeah, you ask that bear that a second ago and see what he thinks"

"That bear wasn't adhering to the rules of honorable combat! I was taken off guard!"

"Didn't you fight...wolves?"

...bu-bu-bu howdoyou-initsownhome?-canyoueven!"
Casi:-2
Casi faints from the unjust carnage of a woodland creature and the nonchalant composure of its murderer.

"Aagh, dammit! Casi's gone limp on us!"

"Oi, That's what she said!"

[The Fool]

>Damso: Don't die.

>Amxu: Run faster.

>Casi: Clothesline Amxu with the leash. (Hurk!)

>Everyone: Open the door in the cave and move on.

[Flintus10]

Urist: Drop Damso outisde  and then crash tackle Amxu to the ground.

Damso: Make sure to re-establish leadership with an inspiring speech while trying not to bleed to death.

[Armok]

> everyone except Amxu: die in this cave.

[Taricus]

>Casi: Point out doors for the dwarf and Human.

[Sirus]

Everyone> Out of cave

Damso> Rest

Casi> Chase Amxu

Urist> Also chase Amxu

Amxu> Run like the wind!

Posting to watch. This is amazing

[Strife26]

(Zombie) Bear> Also, also chase Amxu

[Jervous]

>Amxu: Realize these idiots are the only friends you've ever had

[Taricus]

>Amxu: Realize these idiots are the only friends you've ever had

Why do you think she became a snatcher?

[Robocorn]

Turn 5

"we are strong
no one can tell us we're wrong
searching our hearts for so long
both of us knowing
love is a battlefield"-Pat Benatar

>Damso: Don't die.

Urist> Also chase Amxu

Amxu> Run like the wind!

Casi: -1
Casi collapses unconscious onto the cave floor and remains so.

Damso: +1
Damso easily hangs on to his mortal coil, seeing as he's not being lethally threatened.

Amxu: +2
Amxu continues to sprint from the cave.

Urist: +2
Urist chases after Amxu while holding Damso over his shoulder.

"Let me go you oaf, she's getting away!"

"Yeah, and that's why I'm running after her"

"Don't be such a stubborn git, Urist
you'll never catch her running on those stubby
little legs of yours."

"And you'd be catching her with all that blood running down
your chest. Really likely, bear boy."

Urist: Drop Damso outisde

>Amxu: Realize these idiots are the only friends you've ever had

"Here if you're so fit to run then I don't need to carry you"

"That's what I've been saying you dol--Oof"

Amxu suddenly stops to ruminate about her relationship with these people.
She had not once had a rescue attempt in her 24 years of captivity, but now
these strange people were trying to get her back. Perhaps they were her true friends after all.

Urist: crash tackle Amxu to the ground.

Urist: +3
Urist tackles Amxu to the ground with ease.

"Oi, you goons really do care.
Is this what they call...hugging?"

Casi: -2
Casi is still unconscious.

Damso crawls out of the bushes.

Damso: Make sure to re-establish leadership with an inspiring speech while trying not to bleed to death.

"I love you too Urist, even though your beard smells like
an alcoholic compost heap"

"Ugh, get your mitts offa me you verdant wench!
I don't love you anymore than I love going out in the sun."

"You dwarves say thing like that but I know you don't mean it.
You wouldn't've kept little old Amxu around if you didn't like me."

"Damso, pry this thing of of my beard!"

"And in spite of their differences the dwarf and goblin found that
they could love each other after all..."

"Don't play with me, Damso."

"...and with the help of a dashing hero and an...elf, they could strive
to save their home and create a world in which their love could be..."

"This is about carrying you isn't it, Damso?"

"...recognized as the beautiful and harmonious thing that it always should have been."

"You're getting off on this aren't you?

"Oi, you don't have to be jealous Damso, you can go next."

Casi: +1
Casi awakes from his impromptu slumber.

"Hey, where is everybody?"

[freeformschooler]

A+, A+, a thousand times A+. These characters are the best.

>Everyone: See if the cave continues behind the bear.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Casi: They have abandoned you. lament.

[Sirus]

Anyone who can patch wounds-> Fix Damso

Urist-> Bring Amxu back with you, friendly-like

Also: Awwwww :3