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[Nega]

This is one of the best sprite pictures I have ever seen. REALLY. 

[Yoink]

>Damso: Hesitantly call Urist up front, to help navigate through this dark and nasty place with his cave adapted eyes!
>Amxu: Continue to scoff at this pathetic bunch, making yourself as comfy as possible as they dither about.

[Armok]

> Amxu: Try to cause discord between the dwarf and elf, while making both believe you're on their side.

[Robocorn]

Turn 3

"Listening to you as you say your prayers,
Evil bears with deadly stares,
Ripping you apart to protect what's theirs,
There is no escape from the furious bears."
-Traditional Goblin Folk Song

>Damso: Rush in screaming that the dark holds no fear for him

>Casi: Attempt to be helpful to Damso

>Amxu: Continue to scoff at this pathetic bunch, making yourself as comfy as possible as they dither about.

>Urist: Collect branches and other materials for a torch so Damso can see

Damso: +2
Fearlessly, Damso charges forward into the dark unknown.
"Treacherous kobolds! You will learn to fear the blade of Damso Swiftoar the Night of Crowding!"

"And uh, Casi Oak thrush..."
Casi: -3
Casi is still too afraid of the darkness to follow Damso into the cave.
Additionally, he is too awkward to properly lie about being gung-ho for spelunking.

Urist:+1
Urist finds some branches in that bush he was just standing in.
Maybe if he could burn them Damso could see worth a damn.

Amxu leans up against the cavern wall and continues to berate her companions.

"Oi, Beardface, how long do you think he'll last before he bangs his head off a wall?
I'm giving him 2 minutes. You can bet against it but all I got is XXsocksXX."

"Hmmph"

Something stirs before Damso. He strikes instinctively

"Oi, look he's hit something already you coulda had my XXSocksXX beardy!"

Damso:-2

Damso fails to hit his target.
The bear strikes him
Damso no longer has any lifepoints.
Another serious injury like that will prove fatal.

"Ghaaagh!"

Casi is shocked

Amxu laughs hysterically

Urist sighs.

[Yoink]

>Everyone: Awkwardly stand around waiting to see if he gets up.

>Casi: Convince Urist to drag him(Damso) out before, uh, more bad things happen. And then have an anxiety attack.

See, I knew this'd be great! I called it! Just hilarious, seriously. He gets a +2 to charging in, a -2 to actually achieving anything...

[Phantom of The Library]

>Everyone: Awkwardly stand around waiting to see if he gets up.

>Casi: Hide behind Amxu

> Urist: Sigh, and prepare for battle

[Taricus]

>Amxu: Grab own leash that stupid elf dropped. Taunt both Damso and the bear.

[Yoink]

>Damso: Moan piteously, begging for help from your kind, brave companions...

[Phantom of The Library]

Wait, a moment!

Cami: Talk to the bear and try to calm it down

[Armok]

> Amxu: get ye freedom!

(clear favorite character, in case you can't tell. Not sure how much is because she's some totally hot pixels.  )

[Devling]

>Amxu: Grab own leash that stupid elf dropped. Taunt both Damso and the bear.

This. And continue to taunt. for teh lulz

[Yoink]

(clear favorite character, in case you can't tell. Not sure how much is because she's some totally hot pixels.  )

I gotta agree with you there! I'm kinda glad I'm not the only one... Just look at them eyes in that first panel!

[Flintus10]

This is already one of the best things ever.

>Damso: While being dragged away chastise the bear for not adhering to the rules of honorable combat

>Casi: Convince Urist to drag him(Damso) out before, uh, more bad things happen. And then have an anxiety attack. [/b]

Wait, a moment!

Cami: Talk to the bear and try to calm it down

[King_of_the_weasels]

Casi: Remember that being afraid of the dark is silly, the dark can't harm you, it's simply the absence of light.   It's the stuff hiding in the dark that can harm you.  LIKE BIG FRACKIN' SPIDERS OMG DID SOMETHING JUST TOUCH YOUR SHOULDER!?

ps: don't forget to not let go of that leash.

[Taricus]

Too late about the leash

And Amxu is a awesome character. Hopefully she won't die anytime soon. We need the snarker