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DaveTheGrave

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Cowslaughter=Love
« on: January 06, 2012, 01:07:17 am »
So a couple minutes ago i sent my Urist McMilitiaCatain to fight a bull. He chased it down, but a couple seconds before it go there it hoofed my farmer in the stomache and made her sick. So after the cow got mutilated by a cobalt sword, i sent him back on his patrols while i made a infirmary for dorfs seeing as this might happen alot. I just realised theyre now lovers. She must've seen him as a...tattered robe wearing night his blade gleaming as his body was covered in farm animal blood...Well just thought id share this minis tory with you...now i think theyre going to make a baby so..yeh.
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 01:16:36 am »
Cobalt sword?

Also, your Dwarf could be covered in a lot lot worse.
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 01:21:09 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 06, 2012, 01:16:36 am
Cobalt sword?

Also, your Dwarf could be covered in a lot lot worse.
......Yeah a cobalt sword (got it whilst preparing in embark) and I know a dwarf can be covered in worst, I was just simply stating this
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2012, 01:23:13 am »
Do you mean copper sword? Because without modding... :P
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2012, 01:24:49 am »
You using genesis? I love that mod. I love that mod. I love it. The mod is like a tattered countenance, and a gleaming cobalt blade sheathed in blood.
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2012, 02:05:49 am »
Yeah i use genesis...its awesome
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2012, 02:14:55 am »
It would have been better to Trap the Animal for what it did, and dump it in a Room full of Blunt Instruments.
When its broken and beaten, THEN Kill it.
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2012, 03:31:48 am »
There love has grown stronger as he murdered some dusk elves right infront of her....not what would be a beautiful sight
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2012, 03:56:28 am »
Quote from: DaveTheGrave on January 06, 2012, 03:31:48 am
There love has grown stronger as he murdered some dusk elves right infront of her....not what would be a beautiful sight

Sexy  ;)
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2012, 04:11:35 am »
Fortress was almost comprimised as the dwarves didnt barrel some of the food. A LARGE miasma outbreak occured inwhich i had a bunch of random peaseants grab the rotten shit and put it in a dump pile somewhere. No update on teh relationship this time.
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2012, 04:17:46 am »
Force them to procreate. No Cow shall go unslaughtered.
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 04:19:10 am »
cows and bulls randomly appear...and my food supply randomly increases :D
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Re: Cowslaughter=Love
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2012, 04:35:06 am »
Quote from: greatorder on January 06, 2012, 04:25:00 am
Quote from: DaveTheGrave on January 06, 2012, 04:19:10 am
cows and bulls randomly appear...and my food supply randomly increases :D
urist mcscientist:
odd, there seems to be a correlation between bulls and cows and the food stocks!
*urist mcmilitary's appears to have shiftyeyes*
uristmcmilitary:
it's uhh... a miracle!
good one, almost ANOTHER MIASMA PROBLEM from my expedition leaders lower leg...which im trying to get him a cruth but i guess ince its not in my hospital it wont work..

*Edit*
Turns out another couple got married...meh i dont know any background for them...maybe they got attacked by a ghost or something

« Last Edit: January 06, 2012, 04:53:19 am by DaveTheGrave »
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