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[exolyx]

Well, once I was wandering in an old fortress of mine which I dug into several caverns with. Inside of one of said caverns, I found a dead cat. So I took said cat. Literally in the middle of the cavern.

I knew what killed it, it was this jabberer (during the time of the fortress) so I did what any sensible adventurer would do, find the jabberer and break its face with the dead cat. it was called actflash...

[clockout1]

If it's an archer (a particularly bad one) I steal his arrows and throw them at him.

[Gizogin]

I occasionally try to kill my enemies in appropriate ways, especially if they've killed my previous adventurers.  For example, for the minotaur who ripped my legs off, I beat him to death with his own legs on my next adventurer.

[Duntada Man]

The only thing I've come across so far that needed punishment/revenge was a river fo dworning one of my companions who had more than a dozen hydra kills to himself. He was my first companion, and outlived 35 others only to drown in a river while I slept.

So I started a fortress there, carved expletives out of the riverbank, and finally dammed the whole thing up.

One day I may go back and pump magma into the other side of the dam as well.

[exolyx]

Oh, last of all, one of my favorite ways to torture enemies is what I call a snowman.

Take off the legs, remove ears, and make sure their arms are all scraggly and bent in ways regular arms should not bend. You know, break them. make sure you let them live for onlookers later.

[Owlbread]

Oh, last of all, one of my favorite ways to torture enemies is what I call a snowman.

Take off the legs, remove ears, and make sure their arms are all scraggly and bent in ways regular arms should not bend. You know, break them. make sure you let them live for onlookers later.

That's absolutely horrifying. I tend to punish elves by chopping their ears and nose off then smashing their teeth out with the hilt of my sword.

[m4davis]

Stab whoever in the lower body until they're vomiting everywhere uncontrollably. Cut off their feet, so they fall over and begin vomiting all over them self. If they fall unconscious, I either remove their eyes or slash their throat. Or I smash their face in with whatever I can get my hand on. Or smash out all of their teeth, and proceed to smash them to death with their teeth.

Ooh, the Eyes! I forgot about that!

For men: Breaking their legs so they can't get away and stoning them to death. Usually with severed heads.

For women: Knife to the crotch repeatedly

For children: Breaking of arms and legs and then setting on fire.

That, My Good Man, sounds like Fun 

Fun or !!FUN!!

[Pokon]

Me? I always leave every elf with a single broken body part. Every elf. Whether it be a leg, arm, or a organ, every one will be scarred for the rest of there lives. Mostly because there would be no way for them to fight off a actual band of goblins or such, I would think. Its respectful to kill your apponents. Leaving them with a useless limb is a sign that there better off as bear fodder.

[acetech09]

I play as an elf, strip everything but a pair of leather chaps off a goblin/dwarf. I go swim out into the ocean and stuff some herring in my backpack.

I just imagine a lone bandit in the woods, out of nowhere a arrow smacks him in the leg. He nearly passes out, but as his consciousness fades, a stocky elf waddles up to him, wearing nothing but a pair of squeaky leather pants, pulls out two herring from his backpack, and repeatedly slaps the bandit's face...

[Loud Whispers]

I play as an elf, strip everything but a pair of leather chaps off a goblin/dwarf. I go swim out into the ocean and stuff some herring in my backpack.

I just imagine a lone bandit in the woods, out of nowhere a arrow smacks him in the leg. He nearly passes out, but as his consciousness fades, a stocky elf waddles up to him, wearing nothing but a pair of squeaky leather pants, pulls out two herring from his backpack, and repeatedly slaps the bandit's face...

It's like something out of monty python :p

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I do that. Only I use the herring to massacre entire villages. Whole regions smell like fish and dead corpses because of my actions.

[Draximo]

i like to spill peoples guts and bite them off at the beginning of a rampage, so anybody seeing me with a mouthful of child intestines knows i mean business. if i can i like to either leave them disembowled or chop them off and rest or travel before they bleed out. i still havent figured out if people without guts starve to death, although the bride of the narrowman i did that too is still kicking (with her now non-existent legs lol).

[JackOSpades]

nothing beats a classic get my sword stuck in their guts then a boot to the head to push them off my blade (and crushing their skull) shout NEXT rinse repeat.

[Alternatecash]

I usually end up with a bag full of various severed limbs. If an opponent has the gall to actually wound me, I like to gouge out both eyes and randomly take bites out of them until they die.

[Leif]

Elf intestine flail.
'Nuff said.