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[DJ]

Well, everyone has their favorite way to punish an enemy.  recently, I have been torturing this bowman, who shot me in the eye allowing the guy I needed to kill to escape.  What else would I do? I kill off every other enemy. then I wait for an opportunity. then I cut off an arm. Leave, let it heal, cut off the next. then the legs. Then all of the facial appendages. gouging the eyes as well. leaving stumpy there to get infected with so many plagues. Alive, conscious while it all happened.

I hope you left his ears intact.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

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You can come up with better! Stab them in the guts and make them hurl and feed them the vomit to make them sick it up again, then feed it to them again. Rinse and repeat.

[Loud Whispers]

You can still gut them with their own vomit, if that counts.

[Lordraymond]

This only works for males, but generally I chop their phallus off and beat their brains in with it.

It gives a new meaning to "dickhead"

[exolyx]

The limbs of a kobold will and can be bitten off quite easily.  Beating them to death with such is just as easy, if not easier.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I have a jotunar (Fortress Defense) adventurer who liked slicing enemies in half with his axe. An axe modded in to be ginormous.

Sadly, he was ambushed before he could reach civilization, and died, having killed nothing but bogeymen. Weird. Usually I beat up ambushers easily, even when outnumbered, and die to bogeymen.

[exolyx]

Note to self: even without limbs, enemies victims can still bite.

[Reudh]

Legendary Misc Object User + Their own limbs/body parts severed off = body parts flying everywhere.

[piecewise]

This is begging for a return of...well that story of the guy that basically modded in genitals and then raped a girl to death. Technically it was a third arm mounted on the crotch and corresponding female bits that he grabbed and twisted till she bled to death...but you get the idea. 

[Loud Whispers]

This is begging for a return of...well that story of the guy that basically modded in genitals and then raped a girl to death. Technically it was a third arm mounted on the crotch and corresponding female bits that he grabbed and twisted till she bled to death...but you get the idea.

NO.

[Reudh]

This is begging for a return of...well that story of the guy that basically modded in genitals and then raped a girl to death. Technically it was a third arm mounted on the crotch and corresponding female bits that he grabbed and twisted till she bled to death...but you get the idea.

NO.

Agreed, we may be strange folk on the Bay 12 forums but we're not that fucked up.

[piecewise]

This is begging for a return of...well that story of the guy that basically modded in genitals and then raped a girl to death. Technically it was a third arm mounted on the crotch and corresponding female bits that he grabbed and twisted till she bled to death...but you get the idea.

NO.

Agreed, we may be strange folk on the Bay 12 forums but we're not that fucked up.

I'm not saying it belongs here, I'm just saying I expected it to appear eventually.

[Owlbread]

Agreed, we may be strange folk on the Bay 12 forums but we're not that fucked up.

One of us was. In every one of us there is a heart of darkness.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

That fucked up individual met with another fucked up individual, and created the horrible dwarf/elf hybrid monstrosity that I possesed and love today.

Also,smacking to death with a fish. Fun and humiliating.

But seriously, that is just fucked up. Raped? This is DF, not some porn website. We should not be seeing stuff about rape. Especially since what happened to the last guy who made rape jokes. Even tossing kids into magma is fine, but rape? No.

[Reudh]

Let's rerail the thread so's it doesn't get locked or worse, deleted, ok?