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exolyx

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favorite punishments
« on: January 04, 2012, 09:13:33 pm »

Well, everyone has their favorite way to punish an enemy.  recently, I have been torturing this bowman, who shot me in the eye allowing the guy I needed to kill to escape.  What else would I do? I kill off every other enemy. then I wait for an opportunity. then I cut off an arm. Leave, let it heal, cut off the next. then the legs. Then all of the facial appendages. gouging the eyes as well. leaving stumpy there to get infected with so many plagues. Alive, conscious while it all happened.

So, how do you guys torture/ punish enemies who bugged you?

everyone is different, such as breaking limbs or the like.
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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 09:20:27 pm »

Cutting their hands off then killing them with their own weapon, wrestlers die from their hands (I imagine I yell stop hitting yourself as I savagely beat them with their hands) and elves I just like to chop with my iron sword. (They do not deserve my creativity)
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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 09:22:26 pm »

oh, and I also remembered that you can steal clothes from enemies, so I took all of the bowman's clothes too.
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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 09:24:40 pm »

Sneak Up.
Strangle Him or Her Unconscious.
Disembowel it.
Dismember its Guts.
Light it on Fire.

If it Lives, it can Live.
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 09:40:53 pm »

Hack off their arm and charge them into a lake, where zombie buzzards devour them. It only happened once but it's my favorite so far.
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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 09:42:31 pm »

Stab whoever in the lower body until they're vomiting everywhere uncontrollably. Cut off their feet, so they fall over and begin vomiting all over them self. If they fall unconscious, I either remove their eyes or slash their throat. Or I smash their face in with whatever I can get my hand on. Or smash out all of their teeth, and proceed to smash them to death with their teeth.

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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 09:46:33 pm »

For men: Breaking their legs so they can't get away and stoning them to death. Usually with severed heads.

For women: Knife to the crotch repeatedly

For children: Breaking of arms and legs and then setting on fire.
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 10:25:20 pm »

I take a more timid approach and just try to draw out the conflict for as long as I can before they happen to die on me.
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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 04:31:33 am »

Stab whoever in the lower body until they're vomiting everywhere uncontrollably. Cut off their feet, so they fall over and begin vomiting all over them self. If they fall unconscious, I either remove their eyes or slash their throat. Or I smash their face in with whatever I can get my hand on. Or smash out all of their teeth, and proceed to smash them to death with their teeth.
Ooh, the Eyes! I forgot about that!

For men: Breaking their legs so they can't get away and stoning them to death. Usually with severed heads.

For women: Knife to the crotch repeatedly

For children: Breaking of arms and legs and then setting on fire.

That, My Good Man, sounds like Fun  ;D
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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2012, 05:12:13 am »

One word:Fish.

I'll leave you to decide what I do with it.

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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2012, 05:53:42 am »

I somewhat doubt what a lot of people have posted. That said I like to cross-train my biting skill on near-dead enemies.
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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2012, 05:59:00 am »

You doubt what some people have posted? This is Dwarf Fortress. Nearly ANYTHING is possible here. :D

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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2012, 06:00:41 am »

You doubt what some people have posted? This is Dwarf Fortress. Nearly ANYTHING is possible here. :D
Plus, Im sure We can all Prove it. :)
...Or, I can, anyway.
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2012, 06:04:50 am »

I could prove it, but sadly, I deleted the relevant save file in a fit of rage after my PROFICIENT HAMMERDWARF WAS MURDERED BY A FREAKING PEASANT WITH A CARVING KNIFE.

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Re: favorite punishments
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 12:24:29 pm »

One word:Fish.

I'll leave you to decide what I do with it.

fish dueling?
oh god, now I know what will my next adventure be.


well, I usually bite their fingers and toes off if they do nerve damage. mutilations. or something common.
if they survive, I start to go upwards. if they STILL live, bite throat x10 and go away.
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