Heh, sorry, no place to stick that into. Besides, I think it's been quite long since Inflate -3 errors were common.
Alright, no list of fearsome legendary dwarves, just some list of dwarves. This is probably final until someone else has anything to add.
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The Ultimate Fortress of Ultimate Destiny – remake v3 by Sean Mirrsen
Original text by Impending DoomUrist the miner was down in the mine
Diggin’ away, just passin’ the time
When a batman grabbed his neck from behind
And threw him in the chasm, where his death he would find
His wife didn’t see it, but somehow she knew
And oh, what a terrible tantrum she threw
Toppling over her kitchen and tossing her tarts
But a pack of war dogs came and tore her apart
Then some dwarves she was friends with got really mad,
Throwing tantrums, like flame through the woods it spread,
Then some of the guards caught it like it was viral
And they all joined in on the tantrumin’ spiral
But though Armok was rejoicing in the volumes of blood
The mayor couldn’t take it, so he ordered a FLOOD
And one of the dwarves who was sane pulled the lever
Endin’ the spiral of tantrums forever
This is the Ultimate Fortress of Ultimate Destiny
Dwarves, tantrums, monsters and flooding, as far as the eye can see
And no one sane will survive, they are all doomed, can’t you see?
This is the Ultimate Fortress of Ultimate Destiny
Well the elves came along with their hippie long hair
And the trader offered them a great willow chair
With spikes of pike bone, cat bone and the like
But they turned in disgust and prepared to hike
The broker was glad they were leaving already
And then pulled the lever that held the floor steady
The traders fell down with an almighty SPLAT!
And no one survived but one single cat
They looked at the goods, couldn’t find what they need
Just berries and flowers and heaps of rope reed
There was nothing of value, no need to appraise
So they locked it all up and set it ablaze
Even barrels of Sunshine no dwarf would be drinkin’…
Them poor ol’ dwarves, they just weren’t thinkin’,
‘cause the flames hit that booze with a massive KABLAM!
And a good chunk of fortress fell in with a WHAM!
This is the Ultimate Fortress of Ultimate Destiny
Dwarves, goodies, elves and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And no damn elf will survive, they are all doomed, you will see!
This is the Ultimate Fortress, of Ultimate Destiny.
Watchdwarves cried out that were waiting for traders,
Out of the forest came goblin invaders.
With a number so great that it could not be told,
They charged to the gates of this fearsome stronghold.
Then Agak the cook, and Obok his son,
And Ibis their pet hippo weighing a ton,
And Gobok the Almighty, and Ubuk the Farty,
And seventy-three dwarves that were attending a party,
Crossbow-makers, soap-makers,
Tanners and pump operators,
Threshers, fisherdwarves,
Every single pet in fortress
Twenty children, ten babies creeping,
And the three guards that were not sleeping
All ran to the entrance like a landslide,
Though the order was made to stay inside,
It was the bloodiest massacre this fort’s ever seen
Ever since some elephants sneaked in unseen.
The siege went on for a week no less,
Then Armok got bored and lost interest
A lever was pulled, the magma was loose,
Everyone was dead… hey, it’s fun to lose!!
this is the Ultimate Fortress of Ultimate Destiny
Dwarves, goblins, corpses and magma, as far as the eye can see
And none at all could survive, they were all doomed, do you see?
This is the Ultimate Fortress… (the ultimate fortress..)
This is the Ultimate Fortress… (the ultimate fortress..)
This is the Ultimate Fortress…
Of Ultimate Destiny
Also, this needs its own thread. And wiki entry. And a singer. And a really good Flash specialist.