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[Akroma]

Taking a look at recent events

War: Dwarven site 666 (Nist Akath) declares war on Goblin site 13
Year 1090: Dwarven site 666 (Nist Akath) attacks Goblin site 13
battle occurs at Urgegutters
attacker lead by The Captain Ironblood (dwarven badass)
1 attacker(s) (strength 9001), 2000 defender(s) (strength 20), 0 noncombatant(s)
attacker wins (0 attacker(s) lost, 1000 defender(s) lost)
 site razed

[Include list of how Ironblood built a hammer tower replica of goblin corpses here]

[Cthulhu]

I would read Nist Akath, but it's so long, and since I didn't start right then, it would take like a forever to read it, and I have more important things to do, like post incredibly long sentences, using just commas.

[Akroma]

quote:Originally posted by Cthulhu:
<STRONG>I would read Nist Akath, but it's so long, and since I didn't start right then, it would take like a forever to read it, and I have more important things to do, like post incredibly long sentences, using just commas.</STRONG>

you are missing out on a piece of dwarven history

it is the goal of every adventurer in the world to travel there (once it falls, that is)

just take your time, and don't read everything in one sitting

[Sowelu]

How can anyone not know about Chuck Norris or Mr. T?  Man, now I *know* that we Americans are truly privileged.

quote:Originally posted by Akroma:
<STRONG>Taking a look at recent events

War: Dwarven site 666 (Nist Akath) declares war on Goblin site 13
Year 1090: Dwarven site 666 (Nist Akath) attacks Goblin site 13
battle occurs at Urgegutters
attacker lead by The Captain Ironblood (dwarven badass)
1 attacker(s) (strength 9001), 2000 defender(s) (strength 20), 0 noncombatant(s)
attacker wins (0 attacker(s) lost, 1000 defender(s) lost)
 site razed

[Include list of how Ironblood built a hammer tower replica of goblin corpses here]</STRONG>

Over nine thousand?!

[McDoomhammer]

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass...

And so on and so forth.

[Sukasa]

You, sir, win.

[Bullion]

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny, good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see.

[Impending Doom]

Only one will survive, I wonder who it'll be.

[Cthulhu]

I hate that song, and will selfishly interrupt it.

[McDoomhammer]

quote:Originally posted by Sukasa:
<STRONG>You, sir, win.</STRONG>

Apart from being able to recite it from memory, I sadly cannot take any credit for The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

[Helmaroc]

quote:Originally posted by Cthulhu:
<STRONG>I hate that song, and will selfishly interrupt it.</STRONG>

Then Mr. Rogers will kill you.

[Torak]

That song was good before every 12 year old watched it A MILLION FUCKING TIMES AND TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS TO WATCH IT, AND THEN THEY QUOTE THE SONG, MAKE REFENCES TO THE SONG, AND WORSHIP THE SONG UNTIL IT MAKES ME WANT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT.

[Impending Doom]

Hey, at least it's better than a dozen badgers endlessly doing calisthenics.

[Armok]

Ironblood beats the crap out of all of those. At the same time. Easily.

[Coke_Can64]

quote:Originally posted by Impending Doom:
<STRONG>Hey, at least it's better than a dozen badgers endlessly doing calisthenics.</STRONG>

Yep, but not as good as:

Leeeeeeeroy Jeeeennnkiinnsss!!!!!!!!1!1!1111!!!