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[Loud Whispers]

Boogeyman head, Mooseman Antler, Ogress's Horn, Giant Eagle Feather and someone else's teeth.

[Wuggeh]

I killed a bandit, he vomited before he died he vomited. Picked up vomit threw vomit at bandit and killed him.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

A rope reed. One reed.


It was responsible for killing the capital of the lizardmen, and the deaths of many kobold camps.

[InoxFy]

I am rather conservative when it comes to weapon eccentricity, the most unusual one I've wielded was dual arrows that were previously stuck in my body.

If one of them got lodged in the wound (this happened a lot) I just stabbed the guy with the other one.

[bombzero]

I am rather conservative when it comes to weapon eccentricity, the most unusual one I've wielded was dual arrows that were previously stuck in my body.

If one of them got lodged in the wound (this happened a lot) I just stabbed the guy with the other one.

a dwarf running around with two bloody arrows in his hands is a scary thought.

[ClkWrkJester]

Tiger. My adventurer killed it when it ambushed me, and I went charlie sheen. Stripped down, dropped all my weapons, and snuck around murdering people in their sleep with the tiger.

Winning.

[Lord Dakoth]

Once, I brained a dragon with a thrown Fluffy Wambler. I can see it now: Feep? Feep? Feeeep?? *SPLORCH*
Ahh, beauuuutiful.

[UristMcHuman]

I think the most unusual weapon I've ever used is iron chain armor. Yes, I used a defensive item offensively.

[Broseph Stalin]

I recently tore out a bandits spine and thrashed him with it before he had a chance to die of sudden onset spine deficiency.

[Hammerstar]

I recently tore out a bandits spine and thrashed him with it before he had a chance to die of sudden onset spine deficiency.

And that reminds me of a similar scene in the third Sword of Truth book. Except Richard didn't beat the guy with his spine, he just kind of told him off while the guy screamed and bled out.

My favorite strange kill, I ripped a guy's sock off and beat him to death with it.

[Stargrasper]

I recently tore out a bandits spine and thrashed him with it before he had a chance to die of sudden onset spine deficiency.

And that reminds me of a similar scene in the third Sword of Truth book. Except Richard didn't beat the guy with his spine, he just kind of told him off while the guy screamed and bled out.

My favorite strange kill, I ripped a guy's sock off and beat him to death with it.

Does that even count as strange?  I'm pretty sure socks and pants are well established as the most powerful weapons in the world.

[Hammerstar]

I recently tore out a bandits spine and thrashed him with it before he had a chance to die of sudden onset spine deficiency.

And that reminds me of a similar scene in the third Sword of Truth book. Except Richard didn't beat the guy with his spine, he just kind of told him off while the guy screamed and bled out.

My favorite strange kill, I ripped a guy's sock off and beat him to death with it.

Does that even count as strange?  I'm pretty sure socks and pants are well established as the most powerful weapons in the world.

It's the wierdest thing I've ever used, unless you count my one hero with no legs who choked dragons to death.

[Eric Blank]

I've beaten people with the severed breasts of my enemies before. It was hilarious.

[Gizogin]

There was this one time I lost my adventurer's legs to a minotaur.  I didn't immediately pick them up and use them to kill said minotaur (SHOCK AND HORROR).  Instead I bled to death.  My next adventurer went to kill the minotaur for revenge, and happened across my old adventurer's legs, which I picked up and used to bludgeon the minotaur into unconsciousness.  I then discarded the legs, bit off the minotaur's, and smashed his head in with them.  The minotaur's legs became my weapons of choice.

[Evil One]

The weirdest weapon I ever used, was when I spilled some poor woman's guts and then cut them off of her and then used them to strangle or lash everyone else in the village to death.