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[Loud Whispers]

See I normally take a sword or something to the knee and loose the ability to stand from nerve damage... It appears we all are not destined to retire as city guards :/

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a sword to the knee and promptly died from rot that spread to my lower body."

[killerx243]

I think I left a bronze bolt in too long, I can't pull it out of my chest... Do I qualify for the work for injured but still able to do things program?

[Loud Whispers]

Become one with the bolt.

[MadocComadrin]

Become one with the bolt.

Aye, use it like a horn, except on your chest!

*You charge at the Goblin Lasher.
*The -Bronze Bolt- strikes the Goblin Lasher in the upper body, piercing the skin and chipping the bone.
*The -Bronze Bolt- becomes lodged in the wound!

And now you're stuck to a Goblin Lasher!

[Reudh]

You twist the -bronze bolt- around in the Goblin Lasher's upper body!

I got a mental image of an adventurer whirring around like a propeller while the goblin stands there going 'What the heck is going on...?'

[Loud Whispers]

Become one with the RofleGoblin.

[bombzero]

and every day i feel we are a seriously fucked up community of gamers...


and im glad to be here.

[Teneb]

and every day i feel we are a seriously fucked up community of gamers...


and im glad to be here.

We take video game cruelty potentials to new and exciting levels! All in the name of ‼SCIENCE‼, of course. _{but sometimes it's just for the lulz}

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Not lulscience.

lol!!SCIENCE!!.

[Loud Whispers]

MOAR !!SCIENCE!!

[UristMcHuman]

I got a mental image of an adventurer whirring around like a propeller while the goblin stands there going 'What the heck is going on...?'

I cannot stop laughing about that.

[Broseph Stalin]

Having become fairly knowledgeable about the spine and destroying it I can say that broken lower spine means you can't walk anymore broken middle or upper spine means you can't breathe anymore.

[Rinnix]

well... my question is how the hell you won the battle after breaking your upper spine?

Your arms still work. And your teeth are attached to tentacle like apendages.

Oh God no. Not this theory again. That was such an incredibly horrifying realization. I was never able to perform mid-combat dentistry as I always would on my enemies. The thought of their teeth getting tangled... Ugghghhgg.

[joeymax23]

back to topic!

my favorite punishment was to chop off all his arms and legs, slash his neck,wait until he bleeds out then grab his body and toss him in the lake, renaming him bob in the process

[Loud Whispers]

Oh God no. Not this theory again. That was such an incredibly horrifying realization. I was never able to perform mid-combat dentistry as I always would on my enemies. The thought of their teeth getting tangled... Ugghghhgg.

my favorite punishment was to chop off all his arms and legs, slash his neck,wait until he bleeds out then grab his body and toss him in the lake, renaming him bob in the process

This isn't on topic ;P

Also, I've found weirdly that I was able to cut the spine without cutting the throat - by targeting the throat.