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[Dwarmin]

Gerald awoke with a grunt, surprised no woman and or women were on his arm and or arms. I must be off his game, he thinks glumly. He spotted the poison muffin sitting on an ugly green plate at his bedside. Okay, so maybe it was poisoned. He would still check!

Actions: Check the muffin for poison!

If it's not poisoned, eat it for an Energy Increase.

Eat the Airline Peanuts for an Health Increase too.

Then inquire to Amber, about my Bartending job hours and pay...afterwards, I would head out into the city, and probably engage in some petty larceny. Give me your wallet bub, or I'll plug ya. Stuff like that.

[GlyphGryph]

Also, try and get some food. Ignore the potato. Potatoes grow underground. The underground is for worms, and we are no worm. We will not eat worm food. Take it along, though. None of our friends are here, and it already has eyes - with a little work, she can quickly become one of our friends.

[monk12]

Must...resist.....urge to quote......
...not....resisting well...


Having enjoyed a pleasant night's sleep, Xavier reviews his itinerary.

Step 1: Base of Operations
Step 1.5: Muffin
Step 2: Secure revenue stream
Step 3:
Step 4: Profit

Being a lawyer, normally "Secure Revenue Stream" involves working for a large heartless corporation of some kind and crushing the hopes and dreams of the common man. Unfortunately, being pressed for time it may be more prudent to take a more proactive approach. If anyone can make money faster than a lawyer, its a big heartless corporation.

Now that the orphans have had a chance to "enjoy" life without the orphanage, welcome them back inside out of the goodness of my heart. Then apply for any and all applicable Government Grant monies, subsidies, and tax breaks.

But first, a nutritious muffin-based breakfast! A go-getter like myself needs lots of Energy for the hard work of pocketing government checks.

[PyroDesu]

"Good, good, the guards are coming to."

Walk up to the guards, making sure my UM-45 is well in view, and say:
"Well well well, you two are lucky to be alive after that. My partner over there (point to Capt. John) was ready to snap ya'lls necks, but I figured that there are... better uses for you. Now, I'm going to want some answers first, but if you call out once I remove your gags (pat UM-45) things are going to get real ugly in here, and I hate having to clean up bloodstains. Get the point?

(If the guards nod in agreement, remove their gags. If they call out and breach the agreement, a single bullet in their heads from point-blank range, use pistol preferably. If they disagree, Call the Captain over to see he he can break them.)

Now, when can we expect another guard to come for the next guard shift?"

[Geen]

Wait, what happened to me?

[GlyphGryph]

You fell of a bridge.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Due to your unfortunate lack of turn posting, you have been placed in a local time fluctuation until further notice. Submitting an action for the last turn will free you of this time fluctuation. Failure to submit a turn will result in death.

[Powder Miner]

John Evly ate the inside of the potato for Innovation Points then fell asleep in a nice comfy alley using the potato skin as a pillow.

[monk12]

My mental picture keeps jumping back and forth between that being a really big potato, and a regular size one.

[Evilsx]

(Ok, berfore i do anything, went did i get very tired?)

[King DZA]

Wondrous! Time to initiate plan PITDJTUOTS(A.K.A. Plan I Totally Didn't Just Think Up On The Spot):

Step 1: Ingest muffiny goodness to boost health.

Step 2: Find out who owns the deed to the eating establishment, offer to give them a completely harmless and not at all suspicious tour of the place now that we've fixed it up(If the vagabonds don't know who has the deed, do a bit of investigating myself).

Step 3: Inform the vagabonds that, for the sake of simplicity, they will all be given codenames corresponding to songs by The Beatles.

[USEC_OFFICER]

(Ok, berfore i do anything, went did i get very tired?)

When you have zero energy points, you become more and more tired for each turn in which you do not sleep. Since you where tired last turn, you became very tired this turn.

[Evilsx]

Joun eat the muffin for energy and get ready my sawoff if they trying to attack him or/and Rick

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Good, good, the guards are coming to."

Walk up to the guards, making sure my UM-45 is well in view, and say:
"Well well well, you two are lucky to be alive after that. My partner over there (point to Capt. John) was ready to snap ya'lls necks, but I figured that there are... better uses for you. Now, I'm going to want some answers first, but if you call out once I remove your gags (pat UM-45) things are going to get real ugly in here, and I hate having to clean up bloodstains. Get the point?

(If the guards nod in agreement, remove their gags. If they call out and breach the agreement, a single bullet in their heads from point-blank range, use pistol preferably. If they disagree, Call the Captain over to see he he can break them.)

Now, when can we expect another guard to come for the next guard shift?"

Easily cowed, the guards tell you everything you want to know.

"They'll be here around twelve o'clock."

Damn it.

Joun eat the muffin for energy and get ready my sawoff if they trying to attack him or/and Rick

Unless you count pissing their pants as an attack, the strung up guards are as harmless as newborn lambs. Being rather hungry, you eat the basewarming muffin to increase your energy.

Max Energy: +1!

Of course eating a muffin doesn't count as sleeping, so you're still tired as hell.

[PyroDesu]

How many?

And when can we expect this... incident to be reported to local authorities, so instead of dealing with you rent-a-cops, we're facing actual trained police?