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Author Topic: Project EVIL: Mission Time!  (Read 39203 times)

MonkeyHead

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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #195 on: February 03, 2012, 02:41:18 pm »

See if I can find someone to steal the identity of in the cottages.
"Well, Jessie, we are people who hurt other people for fun and profit. Wanna help me kill a man? I promise, it will be fun!

I have a feeling this wont end well for anyone. Heres hoping you dont bump into me at the beach.

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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #196 on: February 03, 2012, 04:09:24 pm »

"Sssh, fine, fine, just... keep that in your head. Out. I don't want it. Oooh... okay, that sounds good. But I get three fourths of the loot and you can have the rest.

Shhh, shhh, it makes all the sense. No argue. Mmm... someone is eating something delicious... mmmm..."

Get momentarily distracted by taste of food.
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USEC_OFFICER

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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #197 on: February 06, 2012, 11:42:28 am »

Project EVIL is proud to say that the Blow-by-Blow Jumpstarter is up and running. It converts worthless actions into interest and turns, while at the same time causing only a mild form of terminal cancer.


Then avaunt myself of a nearby low income housing.

Seeing as avaunt means away, hence, exit etc, the GM is mightily confused about what you wanted to do.

Walk up to the lighthouse.

You walk up to the lighthouse. That was incredibly easy.

The lighthouse has a little fence-offed parking lot next to it. Inside said parking lot are a bunch of cars, SUVs, and ATVs. Oh, and a couple tanks and pieces of artillery. Your confusion is dispelled when you spot a sign saying 'Property of the Hawaiian Military'. Obviously the Military is maintaining the lighthouse in case of... something. That probably also explains why the lighthouse is fifteen stories tall and made out of reinforced concrete. Luckily for you nobody seems to be patrolling around the lighthouse, else you might be arrested for trespassing.

Blow-by-Blow Sequence Activated!

Joun Quire shall go to the industrial park and look for anything interesting

You head to the industrial park to look for something interesting to do. The industrial park has pieces of machinery interspaced with trees and bushes an other greenry. All the pieces of machinery you can see have a fake rock covering, with only a couple blinking lights, smokestacks and terminals to show that they are actually machines. Needless to say this is all outdoors. Why somebody would make such a thing is beyond you, though you suspect that the Hawaiian government really likes to make play on words. Actually, industrial forest would be a better term for the place, since it's not really laid out or maintained as a park. Also, it has packs of wolves, as you discover when a pack of them jump out of the trees in front of you.

Blow-by-Blow Sequence Activated!
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GlyphGryph

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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #198 on: February 06, 2012, 11:48:16 am »

Walk around looking for someone decently off, and spend some time thinking about how sad and poor I look, and how if I had a bunch of money and some nice clothes, I'd take myself in as a charity case and share them with me, and then push that thought into the head of said person.

I want some nice clothes, damn it!
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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #199 on: February 06, 2012, 10:43:24 pm »

Upon seeing the sign, John Evly ran away screaming "eeeeeeeeee!" and waving his arms in the air.
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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #200 on: February 07, 2012, 01:02:08 am »

Dam it.....

Joun Quire shall check how many there are and shoot them
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MonkeyHead

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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #201 on: February 07, 2012, 03:12:21 pm »

Can I found out how my theft spree at the beach went? :)

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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #202 on: February 07, 2012, 06:55:11 pm »

Upon seeing the sign, John Evly ran away screaming "eeeeeeeeee!" and waving his arms in the air.

You run away, screaming "eeeeeeeeee!" and waving your arms in the air like you're a citizen from Fallout. Jesus, pull yourself together man.

Your running leaves you in the middle of a forest, with no clue or idea of where the hell you are exactly. Well, except for the glow of lights to your left, though you have no idea what it is exactly, since the forest canopy is blocking your view.

Joun Quire shall check how many there are and shoot them

Luckily for you, the number of wolves is small. Four, to be exact.

Capt. Joun Quire pulls out his sawn-off!
The wolves hang-back uncertainly.


Capt. Joun Quire fires his sawn-off at the wolf!
The shot goes wide, striking a nearby tree!


The wolf panics and flees!
The wolf holds it ground!
The wolf holds it ground!
The wolf panics and flees!


The wolf charges at Capt. Joun Quire!
Capt. Joun Quire does a graceful pirouette, dodging the wolf's attack!

The wolf lunges at Capt. Joun Quire!
The wolf bites Capt. Joun Quire in the leg, bruising the muscle and tearing the fat! (2 damage)


Can I found out how my theft spree at the beach went? :)

Luckily for you, one of your targets happens to be carrying a pistol. He whips it out and yells at you to keep your hands in the air.

...

It's lucky because now you know how your crime spree went.

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mcclay

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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #203 on: February 07, 2012, 07:59:34 pm »

Did I find the bastard who stole my stuff.
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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #204 on: February 07, 2012, 08:00:39 pm »

Did I find the bastard who stole my stuff.

Nope.
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mcclay

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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #205 on: February 07, 2012, 08:08:20 pm »

Keep looking!
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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #206 on: February 07, 2012, 08:32:31 pm »

Run to the light!
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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #207 on: February 07, 2012, 08:56:49 pm »

:(

Are my actions just as pretend as they were originally then?
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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #208 on: February 07, 2012, 09:02:41 pm »

Not important enough for a blow-by-blow. Currently, we are awaiting the finalized actions of John Smith. A Personalized Warning has been sent.

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Geen

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Re: Project EVIL: Finally!
« Reply #209 on: February 08, 2012, 01:22:42 am »

I already posted mah actions!
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