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[monk12]

"You gave the guy an ID with your picture attached to it with chewing gum. Chewing gum. How the hell did you expect that to even work? Plus, the guy you stole it from is in the hospital with a comma!"

He has a serious case of Grammar!

Doctor PyroDesu, what exactly are the symptoms of Grammar?

I think I should handle this one.
Grammer is a very serious diease that affects mostly teenagers and under. The symptoms are an inabilty to use proper sentance structure and grammer, along with needing spell check for any word above four letters and sometime below. I'm afriad the only treatment is immedite termantion.

No no, that's a Grammar Deficiency- by the prognosis, it sounds like the patient has too many commas, making this a case of Grammar Oversaturation. Left untreated, G.O will lead to uncontrollable grammar correction, Grammar Nazism, and apoplectic fits at hearing the word "irregardless." Fortunately, it looks like they caught it early, and the situation can be resolved with a 1337-5p34k therapy session.

[vagel7]

Xavier smiles before doing some fancy kung-fu stuff to get the gun from the policewoman and knock her uncounsious.

Take the shotgun, neutralise the policewoman and take the clerk hostage then tell her to lead you to the money.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Xavier smiles before doing some fancy kung-fu stuff to get the gun from the policewoman and knock her uncounsious.

Take the shotgun, neutralise the policewoman and take the clerk hostage then tell her to lead you to the money.

Xavier de Rocheford consumes an innovation point and karate-chops the policewoman in the neck!
The policewoman collapses unconscious.

Picking up the shotgun, you wearily take a quick glance outside the room. A pair of policemen are standing in the hallway, lounging around nonchalantly. Sadly, you lack a nearby clerk to take hostage, so instead you use the policewoman. Needless to say, the officers are both surprised and alarmed.

"Alright, alright, just don't hurt her. We'll, uh, talk to our superior officer and see if we can't handle this civilly and... Shit Frank, you talk to him."

Frank skills at hostage negotiations are at par with his partner's, and eventually the two get into an argument about who should talk to you. Annoyed, you fire a shell off into the ceiling to show that you mean business. The two officers take the hint and retreat into the hallway. Idiots.

[vagel7]

Xavier throws down the female policewomen and goes to look for a manager in order to pull off a heist.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Xavier throws down the female policewomen and goes to look for a manager in order to pull off a heist.

You drop the body of the policewoman on the floor. Liberated of your hostage, you go in search of the manager of the place.

Good news: You've found the manager.

Bad news: The two policemen are with him.

The two cops notice you, and your lack in the hostage department. They pull out their guns and yell at you to do silly stuff like put your hands in the air and drop your weapon.

[vagel7]

Xavier smiles and dives for the nearest cover, keeping his shotgun with him of course.

"I strongly suggest you to drop your guns and leave, for your own safety!"

Xavier proceeds to wait for them to move towards him before starting to shoot.

All of the above.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Xavier smiles and dives for the nearest cover, keeping his shotgun with him of course.

"I strongly suggest you to drop your guns and leave, for your own safety!"

Xavier proceeds to wait for them to move towards him before starting to shoot.

All of the above.

The two policemen look at each other, before ducking behind some cover as well.

Xavier de Rocheford has initiated combat!

The officers pull out their revolvers!

Xavier de Rocheford decides that the cops just aren't close enough.
However, satisfy the rules of combat, he fires into a nearby wall. Happy game?

I AM THE LAW has activated! Revolver's base accuracy has increased to 75%!
I AM THE LAW has activated! Revolver's base accuracy has increased to 75%!

Xavier de Rocheford yells, "FFFFFFFFFFF-"

The officer fires the revolver at Xavier de Rocheford!
The bullet hits Xavier de Rocheford in the right foot, bruising the muscle and bursting an artery! (1 damage)

The officer fires the revolver at Xavier de Rocheford!
The bullet hits Xavier de Rocheford in the lower leg, cutting open an artery! (1 damage)

[vagel7]

Wait, how do they hit me in the legs when I am behind cover?

[Dwarmin]

Dwarf Fortress physics, roll with it son.

[vagel7]

Kill the police, all of them.

[GlyphGryph]

Maybe the cover was a desk or table and your legs were visible?

[vagel7]

Maybe the cover was a desk or table and your legs were visible?

My dude is like an IMF superagent, his legs don't stick out of cover.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Every single body part is simultaneously behind cover and sticking out of cover. Only when the observer bullet approaches the body part does the probability wave collapses, which locks the body part into one of the two states until the observer bullet disappears.

Or, to put it more simply:

Dwarf Fortress physics, roll with it son.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Kill the police, all of them.

Xavier de Rocheford proceeds to kill all the police. All of them.
And by all of them I mean Cop #1's shinbone. (2 damage)

The policeman fires his revolver at Xavier de Rocheford!
The bullet grazes Xavier de Rocheford's jawbone! (1 damage)

The policeman fires his revolver at Xavier de Rocheford!
The bullet misses Xavier de Rocheford completely!
Xavier de Rocheford's right pinky finger accidentally stabilizes inside the cover! (1 damage)

[USEC_OFFICER]

Die horribly Keep fighting.

Xavier de Rocheford fires the shotgun at Cop #1!
The pellets bruise the left shin, right third finger, and the liver! (2 damage)

Cop #1 is looking pale! (< 1/2 health)

The policeman fires his revolver at Xavier de Rocheford!
The bullet hits Xavier de Rocheford in the stomach, tearing the fat! (1 damage)

The policeman fires his revolver at Xavier de Rocheford but misses!
Nah, just kidding. He hits you. (1 damage)

Xavier de Rocheford is looking pale! (< 1/2 health)

Xavier de Rocheford fires the shotgun at Cop #1!
The pellets bounce off the officer's shirt harmlessly. Damn cheap shells.

The policeman fires his revolver at Xavier de Rocheford!
The bullet hits Xavier de Rocheford in the pelvis, bruising the bone and tearing an artery! (1 damage)

The policeman fires his revolver at Xavier de Rocheford but misses!
I'm serious this time. He definitively missed you.