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[mcclay]

I've already posted my action.

[King DZA]

Yeah, I was waiting for everyone else to be done with their blow-by-blows.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Nothing.

Zach Daniels fires the bird rifle at the hobo's head!
Boom. Headshot! (8 damage)

The hobo has been struck down.

Zach Daniels reloads the bird rifle after realizing that the coast is clear.

Searching through the hobo's equipment, you gain a knife and $11. Not bad for a hobo, if you do say so yourself.

Blow-by-Blow Sequence Finished.

Spoiler: Zack Daniels (click to show/hide)

Name: Zack Daniels
Health: 12/15
Armour: 0
Energy: 0/2
Innovation Points: 1/1
Money: $53

Majors: Assassination 1001 (Sneak attacks always hit. Sneak attacks have a 25% chance to instantly kill the target. If the target is immune to insta-death, the attack does x5 damage. +4 to sneaking.)
Minors: Harnessing the Power of Hammerspace [An Introduction] (All weapons carried are considered concealed)
        Ballistics 1001 (ACC: +5% with all projectile weapons. May aim in combat. Aiming grants ACC +45% on your next shot.)
Skills: None
Weapon Proficiencies: Sniper Rifles (ACC: +10%, DMG: +1)
                      Knives (ACC: +10%, DMG: +1)
                      Rifles (ACC: +5%)

Weapons:
Bird Rifle: DMG: 2 RoF: 1 ACC: 60% CAP: 2 (.23) (Equipped)
Special: Boom. Headshot: 10% chance to do DMG: 8 on a hit.
Description: A rifle designed for use by birds, which is to say young women, not the feathered animals. With their razor-sharp talons, they hardly need to use this rifle.

Knife: DMG: 3 RoF: 0 ACC: 45% CAP: 0
Special: Silent Killer: Attacks are completely silent. Guards probably won't have overactive imaginations, so try to kill them with the first throw.
         Backstab: DMG: 8 with a sneak attack.
Description: It's a knife. A nice knife, yes, but not the kind of knife that would warrant a long description. At best it'd probably have a really nice handle, or maybe a blade with no notches in it. Really, what can you do to snazz up a knife like this? Sure, you could add gold and jewels and other fancy stuff on it, but what's the point? For a common, average, work-a-day knife, you wouldn't want to fancy it up so much in case the you break or ruin it. What you want is a common, easy to get knife. That way, it's not some distinctive piece of evidence they can use when you stab a man with it. Knowing you, you'll stab a lot of men with it.

Inventory: Red Tote-bag
           Ragged Clothes (-1 to not looking suspicious)
           .23 bullets x 4

Twiddle thumbs.

Thanks to your ten years of hyper-intense training, you are able to twiddle your thumbs 50% faster than a normal person. You knew you joined Project EVIL for a reason.

Finally, after at least thirty minutes of waiting, a person enters a room and politely greets you. And by person I mean policewoman. And by enters I mean smashes down the door. And by politely greets you I mean shoves a shotgun in your stomach and yells at you to raise your hands above your head.

"Keep your hands above your head!"

See?

Be silent.

You stay silent for the rest of the ride.

Eventually you reach the police station. It's a two-storied affair, with a garage on the bottom story for dune buggies and a garage on the top story for regular police cars. Needless to say the entire thing is built on the side of a cliff, else the arrangement would make next to no sense.

One of the policemen gets out of the buggy to go open the doors to the station. The other one goes and opens the buggy door for you.

"Well?"

I've already posted my action.

Yeah, I was waiting for everyone else to be done with their blow-by-blows.

For interupting the GM's (not-so-)secret plans, Alexander Wyane and Alexander Zane gain the effect: GM Interrupter.

GM Interrupter
Effect: +2 to interrupt the GM.
Duration: Until used.
Description: You have interrupted the GM's plans for the second-to-last time! Hopefully. It's not like I have complete and utter control over the world in all it's entirety.

[Dwarmin]

Action: Toss away that cellphone, they can track me with that!

Make me way out of the hillbilly slums and into the city. Change into those nicer clothes beforehand.

I need to pawn all that junk.

I'd love to point out my entirely ignored action at this moment.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Action: Toss away that cellphone, they can track me with that!

Make me way out of the hillbilly slums and into the city. Change into those nicer clothes beforehand.

I need to pawn all that junk.

I'd love to point out my entirely ignored action at this moment.

Blow-by-blow Sequence Finished.

Spoiler: Gerald Root (click to show/hide)

Name: Gerald Root
Health: 8/10
Armour: 0
Energy: 1/3
Innovation Points: 1/1
Money: $278

WANTED FOR: Murder, Stealing

Majors: Espionage 1001 (+3 to sneaking, stealing, disguises and bluffing)
Minors: Roguish Charm (+2 in conversations with women. +1 in conversations with men. +1 when gambling)
        Controlling Your Chronic Backstabbing Disorder to Work for You! (Sneak attacks always hit. +2 to all rolls after betraying an organization/person. Lasts till the next time you sleep)
Skills: None
Weapon Proficiencies: Revolvers (ACC: +10%, DMG: +1)
                     Shotguns (ACC: +5%)

Weapons:
Shotgun: DMG: 2 RoF: 1 ACC: 40% CAP: 6 (7 Gauge) (Equipped)
Special: Come At Me Bro: DMG: 4 and ACC: 75% while out of cover.
Description: Small yet powerful, the Bethesda P-99 is useful for those who aren't afraid to take risks, or stand in the middle of a firefight blowing people's limbs off.

Pistol: DMG: 1 RoF: 2 ACC: 50% CAP: 12 (9mm)
Special: None.
Description: The USLE-55 was designed specifically for use by every other guy in the street. It's lightweight, easy to use, and weak enough to pose very little treat to anybody with half a knowledge of tactics.

Inventory: Blue Tote-bag
           Ragged Clothes (-1 to not looking suspicious)
           Neighbourhood Watch Uniform (+1 to not looking suspicious) (Equipped)
           Clothes
           7 Gauge Shells x 10
           9mm x 20
           Loot ($1203)
           Credit Card (PIN unknown)
           Set of Identification Cards (Name: Gerald Bassanelli) (Very Poor Match)
           Cellphone ( minutes left. Able to receive/send texts and calls.)

Your actions have not been ignored but have been stored in the Vault of Turns to Come^tm for when vagel7 and Doomshifter have finished their Blow-by-Blows.

[Dwarmin]

I think it's safe to say after a week of not responding and making us wait on them they should probably be skipped-preferably finishing up their blow by blows instantly and in the worst possible outcome.

[Armok]

Yea, and some of us waitlisters could get in.

[vagel7]

Casually raising his hands above his head he turns to the policewoman.

"Excuse me, what seems to be the problem here? And could you please not wave that shotgun around, weapons make me feel uneasy."

((If that was just a remainder than this))

Sitting he turns to the woman.

"I called you some time ago asking for my bank Pin number as I had forgotten it and needed money urgently, what do I have to do?"

[King DZA]

I think it's safe to say after a week of not responding and making us wait on them they should probably be skipped-preferably finishing up their blow by blows instantly and in the worst possible outcome.

True. With as many players as there are, there should be some sort of turn deadline, to prevent the game from dying off waiting for someone who might have forsaken/forgotten it.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I think it's safe to say after a week of not responding and making us wait on them they should probably be skipped-preferably finishing up their blow by blows instantly and in the worst possible outcome.

Yea, and some of us waitlisters could get in.

I think it's safe to say after a week of not responding and making us wait on them they should probably be skipped-preferably finishing up their blow by blows instantly and in the worst possible outcome.

True. With as many players as there are, there should be some sort of turn deadline, to prevent the game from dying off waiting for someone who might have forsaken/forgotten it.

Zack Daniels and Xavier de Rocheford gain the effect: First Strike

First Strike
Effect: Two strikes towards an appointment with Sniper Squad.
Duration: Until the beginning of next turn.
Description: Gained for taking to long with posting your actions. Seriously.

Mr. Darius De Pershen gains the effect: Second Strike

Second Strike

Effect: One strike towards an appointment with Sniper Squad.
Duration: Until the beginning of next turn.
Description: You should really be checking the thread more often. I mean a lot more often. Lots more often. As in every single day. Unless you want a bullet in the head, of course.

Happy?

Casually raising his hands above his head he turns to the policewoman.

"Excuse me, what seems to be the problem here? And could you please not wave that shotgun around, weapons make me feel uneasy."

She rolls her eyes.

"You gave the guy an ID with your picture attached to it with chewing gum. Chewing gum. How the hell did you expect that to even work? Plus, the guy you stole it from is in the hospital with a comma!"

[PyroDesu]

"You gave the guy an ID with your picture attached to it with chewing gum. Chewing gum. How the hell did you expect that to even work? Plus, the guy you stole it from is in the hospital with a comma!"

He has a serious case of Grammar!

[USEC_OFFICER]

"You gave the guy an ID with your picture attached to it with chewing gum. Chewing gum. How the hell did you expect that to even work? Plus, the guy you stole it from is in the hospital with a comma!"

He has a serious case of Grammar!

Doctor PyroDesu, what exactly are the symptoms of Grammar?

[PyroDesu]

"You gave the guy an ID with your picture attached to it with chewing gum. Chewing gum. How the hell did you expect that to even work? Plus, the guy you stole it from is in the hospital with a comma!"

He has a serious case of Grammar!

Doctor PyroDesu, what exactly are the symptoms of Grammar?

Being used to separate parts of a sentence such as clauses, and lists of three or more things.

(I think the word you were looking for is coma.)

[USEC_OFFICER]

"You gave the guy an ID with your picture attached to it with chewing gum. Chewing gum. How the hell did you expect that to even work? Plus, the guy you stole it from is in the hospital with a comma!"

He has a serious case of Grammar!

Doctor PyroDesu, what exactly are the symptoms of Grammar?

Being used to separate parts of a sentence such as clauses, and lists of three or more things.

(I think the word you were looking for is coma.)

I was trying to play along.

[mcclay]

"You gave the guy an ID with your picture attached to it with chewing gum. Chewing gum. How the hell did you expect that to even work? Plus, the guy you stole it from is in the hospital with a comma!"

He has a serious case of Grammar!

Doctor PyroDesu, what exactly are the symptoms of Grammar?

I think I should handle this one.
Grammer is a very serious diease that affects mostly teenagers and under. The symptoms are an inabilty to use proper sentance structure and grammer, along with needing spell check for any word above four letters and sometime below. I'm afriad the only treatment is immedite termantion.